The Dallas Cryboys Fan Mail Page (Old Archives)

I've been saying for a couple of years that I was going to get around to posting the fan mail of folks who email me.  Decided I was finally going to do that.  Just so they can't get pissed, remember, if you email me, I'm likely to post your email.  Anyway, here they are!  :)  

Oh, that is not me in the picture here.  I do have a similar style shirt, but I don't know what I did with it, I need to dig it out, and get it on the site.

If you want to send me more mail, go for it.  The mail is here: americasteamsucks@gmail.com.

WARNING: Be warned!  Some of the language used here is worse than Michael Irvin when he's in front of a live microphone.  Original spelling mistakes left in, too.

NEW!  Due to the volume of feedback on this page, I've gone and created a "Fanmail Hall of Fame" for the emails that for one reason or another stand out from the avalanche of stupidity below.  Check it out.

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from Benward Joiner Intertek
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 18, 2007 2:42 PM
subject The Cowgirls

From Joe:  Yeah.  Of course Terrell Owens let his real feelings out by insulting her, then of course did the usual backpedaling.  Gotta love that.

from daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 17, 2007 2:54 AM
subject Re: Time to update your lovely site.

From Joe:  Yeah, the Westbrook dropdown was a complete and total middle finger.   Would Terrell Owens or anyone else from Dallas do that?  Heck no, they'd take the stats.  Westbrook cares more for his TEAM than himself.  Something Owens never ever learned anywhere.   Ask Baltimore how they feel about TO.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 7:58 AM
subject (none)

From Joe:  the 12-1 number is impressive, although realistically it should be 10-3, couple of those were last second luck-outs.  Course, it's now 12-2.   I'm sorry, the 10-6 loss to the Eagles is just TOO funny, because it's mostly due this site's patron saint.  If I got to look at this, I wouldn't want to play football or look at TO either.

from Erick Ahlstedt
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 10:45 AM
subject Eagles Suck

From Joe:  Bet you had some issues with the 10-6, game eh?  The fact that the Cryboys LOST to the Eagles 10-6 in 2007 is the thing that I would think YOU wouldn't want posted.   "Search my soul - I know it to be true".   This isn't Star Wars, buddy, and I'm not Luke Skywalker.  You're confused.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 7:58 AM
subject (none)

From Joe:  Who's the bigger loser here?  Me, or you, the supposed Cowboys fan who has nothing better to than hang out here looking for me to update?  I think YOU need something better to do with your life.   Mine's doing quite well, thank you.  Also, please include a subject.  Proper email etiquette says you should properly fill out your emails.  Thank you.

from Sebastian Münz <apocalypsegandalf@yahoo.de>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 5, 2007 9:50 AM
subject are you crazy man!

From Joe:  The immortal Dallas Cowboys?  What the hell is that shit?   You're an idiot.  You're almost as retarded as that doofus mascot the Cryboys have on the sidelines.

from Hudspeth, Richard <Richard.Hudspeth@bp.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 3, 2007 11:40 AM
subject Great Site

From Joe:  Enjoy!

from SHANE DOUGHERTY <sad5057@psu.edu>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 2, 2007 4:17 PM
subject best team in the nfc!

From Joe:  Have you been watching the sidelines the last few games?  Since the Cryboys have started their usual slide down in December, TO has started complaining and yelling at people on the sidelines again.  Loss to Philly, skin of the teeth win against the fucking Lions, I mean come on.   When they win, TO is happy, but the moment they start doing bad, he's back to his usual Keyshawn self..  "Throw me the fucking ball".   Yeah, TO.   You have more drops than catches.  That's a real elite WR there.  Buahahahaha.   Also, your email subject is incorrect.

from sammy mckee <mammysayrckee@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 1, 2007 5:09 PM
subject Not hate mail

From Joe:  You again?  You still haven't done much about your spelling since your last email.    Here's a picture for you.

from HPVACaleb@aol.com
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Nov 30, 2007 9:04 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe:  You know, I'm tired of fucking explaining my team loyalties.  It's on the site numerous times.  Go read the fucking site, I'm tired of explaining it to retards who are too stupid to pay attention to what they're reading.  Your answer is already on the site.

from Robert OConnell <rob_oconnell@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Nov 30, 2007 3:24 PM
subject This is great!

From Joe:  And how many of those guys aren't hurt, or screwing up their team messing around on the side?   Yeah, there will be next year when the Cowboys choke in the playoffs yet AGAIN.   Something you should be used to again.   Might be time to bring up this pic again.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 30, 2007 11:51 AM
subject (none)

From Joe:  You again?  You must enjoy it here.  At least you're getting a proper football education hanging out here as much as you do.  The Green Bay video took me literally all of about 10 seconds to put online.  Honestly.  I've already explained below why I haven't been updating much this season.  Go read.  I'm not going to bother explaining it to you again.

from EXPRESSGALA@bellsouth.net
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 30, 2007 8:43 AM
subject Looks like

From Joe: Yeah, enjoy the crumble.  It's started.  Barely beat Detroit, a team you should have CRUSHED.   Lost to Philly, and now you're under the curse of Romo wanting to get laid in December again.  Buahahahahaha.

from DeVoe, Craig <CDeVoe@megtec.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 29, 2007 12:58 PM
subject From a Green Bay fan

From Joe: Welcome to the party.  It'll be revenge time in Lambeau in January.   :)

from girlieonanhd <girlieonanhd@sbcglobal.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 27, 2007 10:40 AM
subject waaaaaaaah

From Joe: Well, which am I?   Make up your mind.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 26, 2007 8:31 AM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe: At least you recognize your own arrogance.  That's a step in the right direction.   My site gets more than enough attention.  I'm quite happy with the traffic it gets.  Even if just two people showed up, I'd still do it.   Yeah, the video is still pretty funny, isn't it?   You can still enjoy it here.

from dirtymuggz@tmo.blackberry.net
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 25, 2007 3:32 AM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe: Get an iPhone.  Much cooler than the old and busted Blackberries

from Matteo Abrignani <mabrignani@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 14, 2007 3:58 PM
subject cowboys

From Joe: Been busy this season.   I'd definitely rather spend time at my church and with my family than mess with you guys, that's for sure.

from Matt Chappel <mchappel@inteloquence.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Nov 13, 2007 6:49 PM
subject Cowboys and Longhorns

From Joe:  Just have this to say...

from mrwtj <mrwtj@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 12, 2007 1:28 PM
subject (none)

From Joe:  Uh... OK.

from m colyar <mattyc252569@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 9, 2007 11:43 AM
subject 7-1...bitch

From Joe:  Red Sox don't bother me.  The Packers and Steelers EXUDE class.  Something the Cryboys most certainly do NOT.   No need for an anti-site for them.   Now, I have thought about doing one for the Yankees, but I don't have enough time to start one of those.  But believe me, it'd be the exact same angle that I would take for this site.   THE EXACT SAME.

from Bryan Mery <md1ptab@yahoo.com>
to Americasteamsucks@gmail.com
cc md1ptab@yahoo.com
date Nov 3, 2007 10:57 PM
subject Cry-boys? you gotta do better than that

From Joe:  Easy.  They've lost more Superbowls than anyone else.   If they were as good as their fair weather fans claimed, they'd have something like nine or ten Super Bowl wins.  But they do not.  Biggest chokers in playoff history.  Period.

from Derek Beckham <derekbeckham@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 28, 2007 12:20 PM
subject COWBOYS!

From Joe:  No excuses needed.  I've quite clearly stated why I update when I do.  If you don't have the time to read the site to find out why, well, then why should I bother explaining it to you again?   The answer is already on this page.  Several times.  Go read.     Face it...  I don't actually WRITE about the team.  The only things I write are about fanmail.   The games themselves I have pictures and a wire story for.   Pay attention, eh?

from sammy mckee <mammysayrckee@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 22, 2007 4:27 PM
subject bullshit

From Joe:  Dallas is sure as hell NOT as good as any team I can mention.   Green Bay.  New England.   That's just for starters.  Come back when you have an argument that can't be destroyed in so few words.   You want fries with that?

from Jessica Castillo <jesscastillo05890@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 22, 2007 8:48 AM
subject GGGGGGGOOOOOOOO CCCOOOWWWBBBOOOYYYSSS!!!

From Joe:  YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD IIIIISSSSS BBBBBRRRRRROOOOOKKKKKEEEEENNNNN......   IIIIITTTTT KKKKKEEEEEPPPPPSSSSS RRRRREEEEEPPPPPEEEEEAAAAATTTTTIIIIINNNNNGGGGG LLLLLEEEEETTTTTEEEEERRRRRSSSSS OOOOOVVVVVEEEEERRRRR &&&&& OOOOOVVVVVEEEEERRRRR AAAAAGGGGGAAAAAIIIIINNNNN.....   PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE FFFFFIIIIIXXXXX IIIIITTTTT.....   I'm not criticizing the best team in the world.  This isn't an anti Patriots site after all.

from Edwards, Justin C MM3 <edwardsj@lhd2.navy.mil>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 22, 2007 1:35 AM
subject stop hatin'

From Joe:  Normally I cut military guys some slack, since I respect the military.   This time though you insulted me a bit too much.   For someone who titles their email "stop hatin'", you're doing a good amount of it yourself.   As for the best in the NFC?   See what's going on in Green Bay, please.  Even Romo wishes he was a Packer.

from Neil Rupp <Neil@moiappraisals.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 20, 2007 11:39 PM
subject America's Team

From Joe:  Have you ever BEEN to a game at Texas Stadium?  I have a few times, and let me tell you, when the Cryboys start losing, the supposedly bleeding silver and blue fans run SCREAMING for the exits.  I mean it's hysterical.  Remember that loss the Cryboys had on Week one a few years ago at home against the Eagles?  WEEK ONE!  You think they'd be more hardcore than that.   By the fourth quarter, almost all the Cryboy fans were gone from the place and it was all Eagles fans.   Remember the Steelers game here in 2004?   There were more Steelers fans in the place than Cryboy fans.  If Texas Stadium is "like no other place on the planet", where the heck were all the Cryboy fans?   They DEFINE fair weather fans.  Move here.  You'll find out what I'm talking about.  Where were these bozos when it was Ryan Leaf, Vinny Testaverde, and Quincy Carter during the years of 5-11?  I rest my case.  Cowboy fans SUCK.  Most fickle fans on the planet - BAR NONE.

from Jacob Gore <jgore8@students.kennesaw.edu>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 16, 2007 7:10 AM
subject 5-1

From Joe:  Even if you could spell properly, you have some serious grammatical issues in your sentence construction.  My text editor has red flags all over your text.  If you're hanging your hopes on Tank Johnson, oh boy..   Where do I start with that one?

from mike corcoran <texascowboy@inbox.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 15, 2007 9:46 AM
subject I all ways knew you were a liar

From Joe:  I told you the truth.  If you don't want to believe it, that's your choice.  Take it or not.  I quite frankly don't care.  Go read some of my other responses to you.  But I doubt it will make any difference, you're interested in truth, you're interested in believing what you want to.

from "johnjm1989@aol.com" <johnjm1989@aol.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 14, 2007 11:17 PM
subject Redskin Fan

From Joe:  I have nothing to add to this.

from Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 14, 2007 10:21 PM
subject Real Fans

From Joe:  You know, when I saw this email with the subject of "Real Fans", I immediately thought of the Bud ads "Real Men of Genius", but never mind, I digress.   For someone who claims to not care about my site and my remarks so much you reacted within 12 hours of my posting the last update.  I find that pretty funny.   As for proper internet etiquette, you may have included a subject this time - and that's good.  But you still have some major issues with spelling.  "What part of the United State do I line in now"?   Huh?  Where do I live?  I live in Dallas.  Have for about 15 years.  Typical Cowboy fan wanting to "get past" the drug arrests and shift the blame to people like Michael Vick and Ray Carruth - not to mention Ray Lewis.  I don't think these people are very good either - but to claim the Cowboys problem players (can't wait for Tank Johnson) should just be "moved past" because other teams have problem players too - BULLSHIT.  Still waiting to hear all the good Christian behavior that went on at some of those parties at Michael Irvin's place.

from Wes Bean <wesleybean@yahoo.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 13, 2007 9:43 AM
subject How about an update for this year

From Joe:  Well, that didn't happen.  Only took three days from you sending that email for your prediction to be failure.

from Dev Chanana <supalaser@hotmail.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 11, 2007 6:06 PM
subject none

From Joe:  Tony Romo awesome?  FIVE interceptions (should have been 8 if you were watching the game), and a fumble.  Oh yeah, that's a great quarterback right there. None of the litany of bad QB's thrown out there since Aichman stepped down were that bad.  None of them.  Not Randall Cunningham, Clint Stoerner, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, Vinny Testaverde, Drew Bledsoe, or even Brad Johnson were that bad.  NONE OF THEM.  Romo in the Buffalo game was so historically bad, it almost (but not completely) made me violate my own rule and do an update when the Cryboys won a game.   Again, the only reason (and the ONLY REASON) you won that game were the Bills are such a bad team.  Don't mistake it.  The Cowboys were bad.  Just Buffalo was a little worse.   Also, can someone please explain the popcorn thing to me?  I genuinely do not understand that.

from scott squires <scottysixx@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 9, 2007 5:46 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe:  Have one.  Thanks.  What's it say about you - who obviously think you're better than me by making that statement that you have the time and the inclination to send me an email in the first place?  Who really needs the life?  Again, thank you - drive through.

from Jordan McKnight <jordanmclonghorn@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 9, 2007 1:28 AM
subject Ha, thought you had one didn't ya?

From Joe:  The mere fact that you had to pull a win out of your collective asses against the BILLS is laughable.  THE FUCKING BILLS?   Come on - the Cryboys should have beat then 35-10.  They didn't.  They fucked up big time, and Tony Choke-O tried to hand the game to Buffalo on a frickin silver platter.   The fact that the Bills are SO bad are the only reason Dallas got that win.  No other.  Even the most insane Cowboys fan can't really think they deserved that win.

from Mitchell Gibson <gmitchellgibson@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 8, 2007 11:21 PM
subject Site Inactivity

From Joe:  My knee has been hurting me some the last few weeks, but it's not too bad - I'm OK.  Thanks for caring.

from Hayden Homen <homenski24@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 4, 2007 10:46 PM
subject WE ARE AMERICA'S TEAM

From Joe:  When, not if?  Bit presumptuous, aren't we?  Course after so many years of reading this kind of email, I'm not surprised by that, I guess.  "dumbass child that I was"?  What's your evidence for this bit of insight into my personal past?  Oh yeah - you have none.  It's just usual boring run of the mill foaming at the mouth Cryboy fan ranting.   Thank you, drive through.

from Matt Chappel <graemev@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 3, 2007 9:56 PM
subject Dallas

From Joe:  It's people like you who cost your city the Oilers.  Go support your local team.  They're more deserving than the one from North Texas.

from Jim Allen <jimallensd@cox.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 3, 2007 12:52 AM
subject Here's some more reasons to hate the Cowboys

From Joe:  Your point is what, exactly?   Do you even have one?

from renee ely <browneyedgirl.xx@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 1, 2007 12:20 AM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe:  I know several Eagles fans.  The big difference between a Cryboy fan and an Eagles fan is that Eagles fans still support their team when they're bad.  Where were all you guys when the Cowboys were 1-15 in Aikman's first year?   That's right - you were calling for Jones' head, you wanted to fire Johnson and put Landry back there.  YOU GUYS WERE NOT REAL FANS.   End of story.

from Abdallah Taher <abdallah_t@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 29, 2007 9:37 PM
subject Cowgirls hated.. WORLDfuckinWIDE

From Joe:  Nice to know we're loved outside the US.  :)

from "EXPRESSGALA@bellsouth.net" <EXPRESSGALA@bellsouth.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 27, 2007 3:25 PM
subject Cowboys suck?

From Joe:  Look at who your opponents are.  You think you DESERVED that 3-0?  Please.  As usual, the Cryboys back into or luck out with any success they may appear to have.   Think you're going to win against the Patriots in Week 6?  Yeah, right.

from Joey Famiglietti <jfamigli@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 27, 2007 2:24 PM
subject You're awesome

From Joe:  Now, now.  No need to insult homosexuals by implying Cowboy fans are "gay ass".  Let's not be rude.

from m colyar <mattyc252569@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 25, 2007 10:18 PM
subject none

From Joe:  Your third sentence started off incorrectly.  I suggest the usage of "The" as the first word, and not "only".   If I didn't have a spine, I wouldn't be able to stand up, much less be alive, so that statement is definitely invalid.   As for the name calling at the end..   Try showing up at the Linc wearing your colors - see what happens.  Go have a cheese steak and learn a lesson - I suggest Geno's.  I assume you're still living in Philly.

from David Hester <david@mideausa.com>  
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 25, 2007 5:14 PM
subject Americas Team

From Joe: Uh, OK.

from carter scaggs <dcdonttalk@verizon.net> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 23, 2007 11:49 PM
subject "Hate" mail

From Joe: If you really are 15, then you are too young to remember what a GOOD Cowboys team was like.  One who won with class.  That's the 70's version.  Staubauch and company.  Those guys I liked.   Not the modern team.  Not a chance.

from Jacob Gore <jgore8@students.kennesaw.edu>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 21, 2007 10:35 PM
subject you are a dumbass

From Joe: I see you are in school based on your .edu email.  I strongly suggest seeking out assistance in your English.  You seem to have some MAJOR problems for someone who is in school with basic grammatical skills, and sentence construction.  Please - that is not a joke.

from Matt Wilson <freeandeasymmw@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 16, 2007 12:50 AM
subject WIN

From Joe:  I update losses yes and not wins.  That much is obvious.   But I was quite serious in that I don't update all the time.  It's why the fan mail pages goes un-updated for a month or a two at a time.  It's fun, but it's not worth the intrusion into my real life.   Something Cryboy fans don't seem to get.   Also, if you go back into the past of this site, you'll find out I don't have 100% of the losses, either.  So pbbbbt for your theory.    No, I won't be changing to the Patriots page,  if you think I'm that fickle, than you haven't been paying attention.  I stick to what I like - I'm not a Cowboys fan.

from "Lizcano, Ramiro PO1 USSOCOM NSWOSG"
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 13, 2007 2:55 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe:  I was prepared to have fun with this until I saw your email comes from a military navy address.  Since I respect the military, I'll give you a serious reply.  Here goes...  You're kidding, right?  Come on.  I mean honestly.  You really think this site is serious?  It's a joke, mostly to prove the goofiness of football fans, and Cowboy fans in particular.  That's the real honest reason why I continue to do this so many years later.

from "Justice, Jason" <jjustice@passportinfiniti.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 11, 2007 4:41 PM
subject yahoo's collection?

From Joe:  You're funny.  Like I'd care enough to make that kind of effort.  I think you might have enough care to do it - mind asking them to fix it for me?  Thanks, I'm too busy.

from "goble79@earthlink.net" <goble79@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 9, 2007 1:57 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe:  If you can't be bothered to read the main page of the site, or the 5000 times I've answered the same question on this page, I can't be bothered to tell you.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 5, 2007 8:06 PM
subject America's Team

From Joe: Huh?  Never heard that before.  Besides, even if Steve Sabol was correct in that, tell me the Cryboys haven't tried revising history to say they came up with it.  As far as I'm concerned - same thing.  As for the windows remark... WTF?   You've GOT to do better than that.  You're an embarrassment to some of the more stupider Cryboy fans if that's all you can come up with.

from Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 3, 2007 2:10 PM
subject Subject!!

Yes you are right we have choked three times in the big game. But I think the bills and the vikings have choked even more. So really  we haven't choked the most. Just make sure when you start trashing us you get your facts straight.  It really is funny to read your page and read all the emails that you get. I understand that you say you didn't mind the old Cowboys but now you don't like the new Cowboys, whatever. The way football is now with the salary cap there were never be a Cowboys team like back in the day with Roger and Landry, or even with Troy and Emmitt. You don't have players who stay with teams from start to finish. So if you want to change what team that you pull for every yr then people can be like you and just be a fan of the sport. And yes the Cowboys are the most know team even outside of Texas. And just because a person wants to pull for one team does not mean they are narrowminded. Maybe you are narrow minded because everyone does not agree with you about hating the Cowboys. Maybe you will understand what it feels like to stand behind one team but I really doubt it. Oh Well. Dallas Cowboys #1!!! Chrissie Hargraves

From Joe: #1, eh?  In what?  Points allowed?  Fumbles?  Player drug arrests?  I'm confused.   Don't blame the salary cap.  The reason there's no dynasty is your owner and GM.  If he would fire himself as GM, put a real football guy in there, they MIGHT have a chance.  He made one lucky decision his entire time.  Jimmy Johnson.  He ran Johnson's leftovers into the ground, a proud legacy destroyed, because of the owner's ego.   That's why there's no consistent winner.  How many years in a row have the Patriots won under the salary cap you blame?  Case closed.  It's not that.  It's the inept management of the Cryboys.  THAT is why.    As for the subject thing, when you fail to use a subject, it just tells me you don't know how to follow proper Internet etiquette in email construction - further proof to me that Cryboys fans are ignorant.

from daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 2, 2007 4:17 PM
subject My congrats for updating the Mighty Cowturd effort versus

Minnesota. The funny thing here is how can a team have problems with the quarterback holding on to the ball? Now that is just too damn funny. OOOOps The rookie picked the wrong time to immitate Tony "Butterfingers" Romo. And Loosing to potentially the worst Team in the NFC in the 2007 season. Put it this way. A 12 pack of Diet Soda $3.50 . A bag of Fritos $3.00 . A can of Chili $1.50 . And some Cheese $2.00 a pound. Seeing a Cowturd Quarter Back Drop the Ball and cost the cowturds a game. Now that is Priceless. OOOps They did it again. They did it again. The Cowturds QB Dropped the ball yet again.

From Joe: Romo was a veritable pro bowl quarterback against the Bills last week (I wrote this on Oct 14), wasn't he?  For as much pedestal pushing the fans have done with Oh-No Romo, they don't mention his FIVE interceptions and one fumble.  The Bills, eh?  You pulled one out of your ass with that, Cryboy fans.  You didn't deserve that game, and you know it.  A real team would have mopped the floor with you.  Yeah, 5-0 because of playing teams like the Bills, Dolphins, & Cardinals.  That's world class for sure.  Yeah, that 5-0 is deserved.  Ha!

from "texas414@aim.com" 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 1, 2007 6:26 PM
subject you're retarted

thank you for giving me something to laugh at douchebag. who the fuck makes an anti-fan page? you have some personal vendetta against the cowboys? you've got to be one of the most retarted people in this country. yeah, the cowboys must suck, that's why every NFL analysist is picking them as super bowl contenders AGAIN. and you call them "cryboys". what are you, 12? you could come up with something better than that, i mean i'm sure you have plenty of free time, because it's not like you have a life. who do you like, the eagles? they've won lots of super bowls! how about the 49ers, they rocked last year!

and the giants? yeah, a no talent quaterback who only made it into the NFL because of a family legacy, and who's leadership skills have been called comical. ok, so tony romo dropped one snap and that sucked. but he did so well in half a season that he made it to the pro bowl. T.O.? dropped some passes, but also led the NFL in recieving touchdowns. and we still have one of the best recieving cores with terry glenn, jason witten, and patrick crayton besides T.O. Plus, a badass running back tandem with Marion Barber and Julius Jones. Then theres the defense, with stars like DeMarcus Ware, Terrence Newman, and Roy fucking Williams, who also went to the pro bowl. See what you have to say when the cowboys make the playoffs this year, you unintelligent waste of life

From Joe: Thank you for giving me something to laugh at.   Who makes an anti-fan page?  Look around.  You'll find there's more than your limited perception of the world. I'm not 12, I'm 42, thanks.  What's the point in talking about the Giants, Eagles, and all that stuff?  I wasn't talking about them.  Since you brought it up, you must be trying to deflect attention from the fact that you're embarrassed to be a fan or something like that.  I'll have something to say if the Cryboys make the playoffs.  I had a lot to say last year when Romo and Co. had their national display of Charlie Brown placeckicking.

from "deano1514@aim.com" <deano1514@aim.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 29, 2007 7:40 PM
subject cowboys

alright dumb fuck. I've read a few of the emails youve recieved in the past and I cant help but notice how much you love to fucking make fun of the cowboys for it taking us eight superbowl appearances to win five superbowls?? I think the main point is we still fucking went to the superbowls those years. Heaven forbid we lost?! SUPERBOWL RUNNER-UPS?!! Ohh yea.. good insult you have there dumb fuck. And yea, if your so damn brave why dont you come out and tell us which team you prefer?...

From Joe:  But you choked more than anyone else.  That is my point.  You couldn't get the job done.  If they were truly the team they claimed to be, they'd have eight super bowls and no losses.  But they don't.  They've choked.  Who gives a shit about the runner up?  Nobody.  As for the "team you prefer", I've answered that so many times before my fingers are starting to rebel and not want to type the answer again.  Go read the main page.  I've already explained it there, and a zillion times below on this page.

from David Watkins <davidwatkins@comcast.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 19, 2007 10:25 PM
subject FUCK YOU

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BASTARD BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR ALL ‘COOL’ MAKIN FUN OF AMERICA’S TEAM. come back to reality and out of dream world needle dick. get some one to throw a fucking brick at your puny head.

Where are you from anyways? must be from philly. I went to philly for a game once. whole shit load of drunk bastards spittin at ya throwing bear at you. no wonder they need a prison in the stadium.

FUCK YOU! and spread the word to all your fagget friends that playtimes over and dallas is gonna kick some ass!

From Joe:  Thank you for proving to me that my opinion of Cryboy fans is 100% correct.  You just made my point for me about Cryboy fans, I didn't have to do anything.  BTW, you spelled faggot wrong.  Also, I don't think Philly fans actually throw caniforms, either (look it up, I doubt you know what that word means).

from "Ezell, Brian E." <Brian.Ezell@vdot.virginia.gov>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 10, 2007 11:40 AM
subject Your website

Dude, you are way too funny! As a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan, I understand why people hate teams like the Cowboys and Yankees. You have two teams that have winning legacies, very high expectations, and have had flamboyant and outspoken players like Michael Irvin (Cowboys) and Reggie Jackson (Yankees).

The Cowboys have a lot of talent on their team offensively and defensively with playmakers like TE Jason Witten, WR Terry Glenn, WR Terrell Owens, OLB Demarcus Ware, and SS Roy Williams. Why shouldn’t they have high expectations this season? There really isn’t a dominant team in the NFC. Chicago is very good but Rex Grossman is their QB.

I just want to close by saying that I enjoyed your website. It is really funny and well done.

Sincerely,
Brian Ezell
Richmond, VA
Cowboys Fan 4 Life!

From Joe: I liked Reggie Jackson.  He didn't bother me at all.  In fact, if you read enough of my site, you'd see that I didn't mind the old school Cryboys, either - the era of Roger Staubach.  That's not the point.  Please re-read the main page.

from Clay Ziegler <cpzzz@msn.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 6, 2007 9:02 AM
subject (no subject)

Pathetic. That about covers it. I love your responses to the emails that prove that Dallas is a great team. All you have to say is "That’s so funny I couldn’t even respond." Or something to that effect. Really what it is, is that you cant respond cause you know its true. You Dallas haters show your jealousy more and more every time you open your mouths. That’s all you are.....haters. Grow up.

From Joe:  Jealous?  You're delusional.  Not in the least.  Not even in your wildest dreams.  You do realize by sending in that email you're exactly the same as what you are saying I am, right?  A hater?  You should point the finger at yourself with your "grow up" comment.  If you're enlightened as you claim to be, you wouldn't have sent in anything at all.  P.S.  You forgot a subject in your email.  Try harder next time.

from Christian Carbe <cytocarbe@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jul 20, 2007 6:38 PM
subject I feel your pain

From Joe: Huh?  Is this supposed to be an insult?  I can't tell.

from David Ramos <dryanramos@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jun 4, 2007 3:47 PM
subject Cowboys

As a die hard Sports Fan and Cowboys fan I can respect the way you feel about the 'Boys. I do not understad why on earth you would waste so much of your time posting pictures, and sitting there in your chair thinking about what your going to type up next about the cowboys. I am crazy about this team and its either you like them or you hate them, same as the NYY. But why does it seem like you waste so much damn time bashing on the cowboys when there real fans probably dont spend as much time thinking about them as you and the other morons on this page do. Every fan from everyteam can bash on any of the other teams. You know were all hipocrits twords our team. I just dont understand why someone that hates the cowboys so much would dedicate almost 6 years of giving them attention. Ohhhh and Im sure it took you a long ass time to come up with your excuse of "I hate the cowboys because they claim to be americas team, and because its not about the uniform, horseshit." the media gave it to the cowboys the same way that the media was about to dub the saints americas team, which would have had no problems with me. Its not like Emmitt, Aikman, Irvin, Jimmy, and Jerry sat around and said hey, were Americas Team. And dousche bags like you get the idea misconstrued. You also state that "You have to win because of the players you put on the field now, not because Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Aikman, Emmitt, or Staubach wore your uniform in the past. You have to earn it NOW." Well my friend im guessing it does matter because with out the aforementioned the cowboys or the yankess wouldnt get the attention that they do today. Its all because of media attention, because these teams have had the best pasts in there sports histories and won on such a consistent basis day in and day out. The Cowboys franchise is the most successful in the history of the NFL.   In their 40 years of existence, the Cowboys have 27 winning seasons 2 of these were .500 seasons, they made the playoffs 26 times, and won 18 division championships, and participated in eight of the 34 Super Bowls  (V-VI, X, XII-XIII, XXVII-XXVIII, XXX), winning 5 of them.  Between 1966 and 1985, the Cowboys had 20 consecutive winning seasons.   In the Super Bowl years (since 1966), the Dallas Cowboys have the best record of any football team as shown in the Summary of Franchise Records. So just so you know I do respect your stance on the Cowboys from a sportsfans point of view but as a Cowboys fan i must say, make sure you get your stats right becuase when you said "You have to earn it consistently and over time." You were completely wrong, no other team has done it better. And as I read on another website (Pro Dallas) you guys can keep on crying about how much you want to be Americas Team, becuase it dosent matter to us who it is, in the hearts of a real cowboys fan we know that we are more apt to being called Title Town, then Americas Team.

From Joe: Well, it appears you can cut and paste from my website, but you obviously don't understand what you're pasting, so there's no point in repeating myself here, as you won't get it here, either.   Title town?  Do something nobody else has done and you could possibly be eligible for that, but you have not.

from Vincent Varela <texasmt2008@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Apr 21, 2007 10:54 PM
subject (no subject)

aye how bout u put this on your website...five time superbowl champions, when it comes down to it, thats all that matters, i know the team u like isnt winning superbowls every year...so get off this cowboys nuts and get a life...

                                                 from,
                                                    a cowboy fan that can whoop ur ass...hahaa

From Joe: Please take some English and grammatical lessons.  There's plenty of places you can get help with your communication skills.  This book might help you.  What about the five?  It's nothing unique, and as I've pointed out, the Cowboys have lost more Super Bowls than the other two teams that also have five.  

from Brad Carder <bcarder@cablelynx.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Apr 14, 2007 6:59 AM
subject Flattering

As a Cowboy fan for as long as I can remember I got a kick out of your website.  It is funny how you folks that claim to hate Dallas are seemingly obsessed with the Cowboys. I never waste my energy hating any of the other NFL clubs. I guess it is hard when the team you claim to hate is historically the most successful franchise in the NFL. 

The fact that you have gone to so much trouble to demonstrate your hatred of the Cowboys shows just how little you have to cheer for in the team you claim to support. You have to be hating Dallas’ 7 nationally televised games in the 2007 Season.

From Joe: Please re-read the intro to this site.  You've obviously missed the point like so many of your brethren before you.

from Nick <nickwatkins00@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Mar 31, 2007 9:05 PM
subject LoSeRs

why you be player hating on my homeboy G's yo. you is just jealous that the cowboys have style & U DONT! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! burn. yo.

hello!!!!!!!!!!

NICK

From Joe: What?  English next time, please.

from Nick <nickwatkins00@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Mar 31, 2007 9:01 PM
subject GO DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO EVER MADE THIS SITE SUCKS!!!!!! COWBOYS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER AND YOU ARE ALL SORE CRY BABYS WHO CANT STAND TO SEE A REAL TEAM, THE COWBOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello!!!!!!!!!!

NICK

From Joe: Goodbye!!!!!!!

Mike <mccmc9@aol.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 10:45 PM
subject LOOK STUPID

LOOK STUPID THE DALLAS COWBOYS WERE CROWNED ‘AMERICAS TEAM’ SO DON’T BE SO FUCKING STUPID TO SAY THAT WE HAVE TO EARN IT. I’LL TELL YOU WHO THE FUCK HAS GOT TO EARN IT, OR TAKE IT FROM US THOSE N.O. SAINTS, THAT MOST OF YOU IDIOTS WANNA MAKE THE NEW ‘AMERICAS TEAM’ BECAUSE THEIR CITY GOT RUINED IN A STORM AND THEY BOUNCED BACK. IT’S A TITLE THAT CAN’T E TAKEN AWAY. WE’LL ALWAYS BE ‘AMERICAS TEAM’. I KNOW YOU HATE OUR SWAGGER BECAUSE WE WON AND ARE USED TO BEING A WINNING FRANCHISE, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY CAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF HATERS LIKE YOU. SUPERBOWLS ARE THE NAME OF THE GAME STUPID AND WE HAVE WON MORE THAN A FEW. AND NEXT SEASON WE’LL BE IN POSITION TO WIN OUR 6TH SUPERBOWL. THE FUNNY SHIT ABOUT YOUR SITE IS YOU (WHOEVER) WEARING THE DALLAS SUCKS SHIRT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WEARING YOUR OWN NFL TEAMS’ SHIRT. YOU’RE PROBABLY MORE INFACTUATED WITH HATING THE COWBOYS SUPPORTING YOUR OWN DAMN TEAM (WHO EVER THAT IS, BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL DIDN’T MENTION THEM). I’LL TELL YOU WHAT SUCKS ASS… WHEN THEY LET ANY NUT JOB IN THE WORLD CREATE HIS OWN WEBSITE OR COPYING AND PASTING PHOTOS AND ARTICLES FROM THE GREATEST ORGANIZATION IN ALL OF SPORTS. DON’T FUCK WITH THIS FAMILY BITCH !!!!!

From Joe: Well first off, the were not "crowned" anything.  They started calling themselves that.  There's a huge difference.  The rest of the NFL world is just trying to counter the total arrogance there.  Also, I'm not sure, but you appear to be calling yourself the family bitch in this email - I'm not sure what's up with that; your email is confusing.  P.S.  Your caps lock key is broken.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 9:09 PM
subject Your Website

I have been a Cowboys fan since 1969--the first year my family got season tickets. I consider myself a HUGE fan, that goes without saying. I am actually going to say something that may shock my brethren Cowboys fans...I'm glad you have this website for several reasons. It will give all of us fans a place to go and gloat when we win our next Super Bowl in the near future. It also reminds the world that yes, our five Super Bowl championships are not in recent seasons, but no one can take them away from us. How many do the Eagles have? Eagle fans are quick to talk about how long ago it was when we won our last Super Bowl....but when was it, 1960, when they last won anything? I'm sure you already know this, but most moronic Cowboys-haters think we dubbed ourselves America's Team. Uh...sorry losers....that would be Steve Sabol and NFL Films. I think your viewing audience deserves to know the REAL truth behind your hatred of the Cowboys. I am quite confident that it stems from the time that you waited 7 hours in the cold Texas Stadium parking lot waiting for the cheerleaders to leave the stadium. You were absolutely crushed when not one of them would part with their dirty socks for the $1000 you were offering, forcing you back to the permanently outstretched arms of your beloved blow-up girlfriend. You took a vow that day to hate the Cowboys as much as you hate yourself for being a real-life 40 year old virgin. Keep your website updated....we'll be back. Take care. Dan

From Joe: OK, that's two emails in a row from people calling me a 40 year old virgin.  I am 42, but most definitely NOT a virgin.  Haven't been since a very VERY long time.  Even if I was a virgin, what would that have to do with anything?  I don't see where the quantity of sexual relations I may or may not have would have any impact in my enjoyment of a football team.   As for your story about cheerleaders, it's really quite sad.  Honestly.  I'm not even going to insult that.   You keep hanging on like that.  Maybe someday if you expand your horizons beyond the seemingly narrow worship you have of Jerry Jones then you might realize what a joke he is as a football person outside of the Metroplex.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 7:35 PM
subject So...

...how does it feel to be a real 40 year old virgin, Loser? Don't you think it's high time to move out of your parent's basement? And...you work at McDonalds...what's that about? Oh...and you forgot the part about the five Super Bowl victories. Cowboys rule! Dan 

From Joe: I didn't forget the part about five Super Bowl victories.  I've covered it many times.  I've also pointed out of the THREE teams that have 5, the Cryboys have the WORST percentage in the Super Bowl.  It took the Cryboys 8 attempts to get their 5.  It took the Steelers 6 tries, and it took the 49ers only FIVE tries.  Ahem.  Check your facts, please.   As for the other stuff.   virgin?  loser?  parents basement?  McDonald's?   Oh man, you are you going to have to do better than that.  My two year old could think up better insults than you.  My dead family relatives could insult me better than you can.   The Cryboys obviously do NOT rule.  I fart in your general direction.  Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries.  No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

From: Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
Date: Feb 11, 2007 6:03 PM
Subject: (no subject)
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Guess you have been busy and can't updated your fanmail page!! Or as usual  you can dish it out  but just can't take it!! GO COWBOYS!!!

From Joe: That's actually right.  I do have a life - and in the offseason I usually do not update my fan mail page.  I have better things to do with my life.  Apparently you do not.  You too forgot to include a subject.  What's up with that?  Learn how to send an email.

from bill barnette <theun4gtblefire@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 5:33 PM
subject (no subject)

Jealousy is the green eyed monster!!!!!! Your a total fag!! I am gonna laugh at you every time Dallas wins cause I will know how much it is driving you crazy Sucks to be you

From Joe: I'm a total fag, eh?  No, I don't swing that way.  How's that old phrase go?  Takes one to know one?  And again, another Cryboys fan who thinks it bothers me when they win.  It really doesn't.  You guys think I sit around crying when they win - I don't.  I really don't care.  As I've said I don't know how many times, I do this for reaction.  You guys sending in email like this makes it all worthwhile.   I guess after all these years I expect Cryboy fans to "get it", and stop sending these kinds of emails, but I'm giving 'em too much credit, I guess.  P.S.  You forgot a subject in your email.

from Ruben <rhernandez962@elp.rr.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 3, 2007 1:59 AM
subject Good Site!!

Wow!! This is a perfect site to understand the incompetence of allot of Cowgirl fans!! I live in Texas and I have to tell you they are by far the biggest pieces of filth ever assembled on this planet!!   

"America's Team" What a JOKE!!!   

From a 49er fan!!!  

THE EMPIRE OF THE NFL!!!!

From Joe: Glad you enjoyed the site.

from "David L. McCollum" <dmccollum@integritycd.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 2, 2007 10:12 AM
subject AMERICA'S TEAM

What I want to know is when was it decided that the "Cowgirls" are america's team. I mean I've been following football for over 40 years and I can't remember there ever being a vote? Nor can anyone else that I ask. I'm a die hard 49er's Fan, and I know they haven't done well in awhile, but I still support them. I was just wondering since I didn't get to vote.

From Joe: I don't know, I didn't get notice of that election either.  Make sure and check out this book.

from Eddie <kyedh3@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 1, 2007 12:13 AM
subject O My

Said it before, saying it again. This site is so strange. What a waste of time. All you 'Boys backers, why waste time with this guy? He's got less class than T.O. and since that is zero, this guys in the negative zone. I hate the Steelers, 49'ers, Packers, and all NFC opponents of the Cowboys, but do I go around posting garbage site on the net about how bad they are and what )(*&^^_)*(& morons their fans are? Wow, I've seen losers, but this takes the cake. And the reason the Cowboys went South in the win department is Parcells lost his edge when the Saints took to the Cowboys. He went into the tank and so did the team. A good coach would not have let that happen. Parcells used to be good. He's now a has been. Kinda what this site should be: retired! GET A LIFE!! THIS IS SO SAD!!

From Joe: I don't post what morons their fans are.   The fans do that for themselves.  I'm just pointing at them, so other people notice.   Thank you for contributing to the site.  It's always appreciated.

From: Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
Date: Jan 23, 2007 8:51 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

You know Joe again I read your page. And how you talk about the Cowboys is about how most people feel who were not born in the United States. Most American's think that they we are better than anyone else, because we live in the land of the free. Because of our great lagacy of America of winning WWI and WWII.  Most American's think just becasue we live in the good old USA we are the best and every one wants to be like us and that there is no way anyone can beat us!! Being born in Amearica gives us great big egos!!! Kinda of like waving the American Flag makes us believe we are the best!!(WHICH WE ARE). So if wearing a Cowboys uniformmakeslike we are the best then we are!!! So don't base all your shit of saying New Orleans is American's Team. Because you know no American wants to be know as a loser for thirty yrs then a winner just one time in there life. And plus if you didn't life here in the good ole USA you wouldn't get to trash American's team.   So if you have no team of  allegiance, you  must not really be a true American. But thats okay because you know the USA takes care of all the rejects of the world!!! GO COWBOYS!!!! Chrissie Hargraves, true Cowboys fan and a true American!!!

From Joe: Two from you in the span of three hours?  Speaking of someone who hates something...   Anyway, I say again.  Take a poll OUTSIDE OF DALLAS.  Find out who really believes this America's Team crap.  It's only Cryboy fans.  Nobody else uses that.  Except maybe John Madden.  But no real football fans use that term to describe the Cryboys.   I bet they'd still shoot at you (and probably reload quicker) if you were wearing a Cryboys uniform in Baghdad.

From: Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
Date: Jan 23, 2007 5:58 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

From Joe: Again, the arrogance of Cowboys fans strikes.  They assume that since someone thinks differently them them, it must be "horseshit".  No, I meant what I said.  I enjoy watching all but one NFL team (that being the Cryboys).  I have no special allegiance to any one team - I'm not that narrow minded.   Maybe one day you'll get it.  Probably not, though.  Oh well.

"Eaglesfan05288@aol.com" <Eaglesfan05288@aol.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jan 17, 2007 2:02 PM
subject (no subject)

hey its me again i wonder where all the cowboy fans are now and what there saying about tony homo now there were saying he is the best thing in the nfl and know after the drooped snap he is in the class with Scott norwood and bill buckner now and after they lost they said well at least we have 5 superbowls and saying the eagles have none well we went further than you. You choked in December and we came up big in December and we werent expected to be in the playoffs after the Mcnabb injury. I bet your getting no email from those front runners now. These are the same people that say the baseball team is the yankees and when they both win the wont shut up but when they lose they say I dont follow them that much. I'M a loyal eagles fan win or lose. Those people dont have a good dam clue what there talking about.

From Joe: I have nothing else to add.  The email speaks for itself.

daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com 
date Jan 17, 2007 4:47 AM 
subject Once again Our pal

Mikey Cocceran has sent you some hate mail. Too Damn bad that he just does not get it. Football is after all entertainment, not releigion. He still thinks that he is right, and still thinks that being secretive is the way to go. Too damn that He is so stupid.  And I take my hat off to you for continuing to update your great site. I love reading the Cowturd Fanatics comments. It just goes to show you that no matter what, Ron White is right. You just can't fix stupid. And Mikey is the perfect example of stupid. From one Dallas Hater to another Go Mavs, And Stars.

From Joe: I don't really have any plans to stop doing the site.  Thanks for visting.

Mike Corcoran <inbillparcellswetrust@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jan 8, 2007 1:19 PM
subject if you really didn't care

Then your website wouldn't exist it wouldn't be updated and it wouldn't have e-mails from fans posted on it. it would be nonexistent so yes you do care, and yes you do obsess over us..and so yes you do need to seek professional help for (OCD) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

From Joe: As I've explained before, no, it would get updated.  You don't get it.  The only reason I do this is for the reaction I get in fan mail.  The actual time taken to update the site weekly is very VERY minimal.  It might take an hour in the off season to juggle pages around, and all that, but in season - no, I could do this asleep practically.

Ricky Martinez <rmartinez1983@hotmail.com> 
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jan 3, 2007 1:53 PM
subject dallas sucks

Hey Joe your web site is awesome and i love how these useless cowgirl fans get to bite their tongues! Especially that idiot daniel botteh who posted that the cowboys "own" the NFC East. And the he'll be bleeding blue and silver after jerry jones gets a hold of him in the hot tub "shaped like texas stadium." Go Philly!!!

-Cowboy Hater for life

From Joe: Yeah, I wonder if any of the wankers who were writing me in early December will have the balls to write me back.  I would think not.

ALEXIS tanin <diamond24@rock.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jan 1, 2007 8:02 PM
subject I hate JJ

Well..i am so surprise that there is a website that really tells it like it is. that the dallas BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN BOYS are realy what they are a bunch of high school grade football team. It starts with the owner..mr. jERRY "I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE STEINBRENNER OF NEW YORK" JONES..what an ass..he basically singlehandedely taught every kid in Dallas Texas that values. morals and decency does not exis in this world by signing the other ass TO to his team. Secondly and lastly i drive to Dallas every week..and Goddam..i dont see any real cowboys there at all.not one soul wearing a fucking cowboys hat!!!!.nohing but a bunch of wetbacks running around every where!! maybe the team sould call it self the Dallas VAQUEROS!!!

From Joe: Uh, OK.  I'm not sure if this email is in support of or against my site.

From: Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
Date: Jan 2, 2007 6:56 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

In stead of wasting all your time hating the Cowboys why don't you find a team that you like? You must really be unhappy in life to put all your time and engery and hating the Cowboys. And people like you that can only hate the Cowboys and you don't even have a team is someone that you can not depend on. Or what other nfl fans call a bandwagon jumper. Becarefull that the wagon doesn't roll over you one day when you are jumping to another team. Thansk Chrissie Hargraves GO COWBOYS!!!

From Joe: Again, you don't get it.  Please re-read the first page, it tells you why I do this site.  Plus I'd rather be a fan of the sport, and not any one single team.  Makes me a more rounded individual.  I can like other teams, unlike Cryboy fans who get their panties in a knot when something doesn't go their way.

Mike Corcoran <inbillparcellswetrust@hotmail.com>
to: americasteamsucks@gmail.com, onuoremun1@hotmail.com
date Jan 1, 2007 2:51 PM
subject Help me with this

Because I am just not sure which is funnier. the fact that you spend more time crying over us, or the time you spend being bandwagon frauds cheering for teams who play against us? either way you need to seriously seek professional help for Obsessive-compulsive disorder quickly before this penis envy you have for the Cowboys turns in to other series mental health issues

From Joe: I cry over the Cryboys and their fans?  Hardly.  I couldn't care less, it's just entertaining to watch the train wreck.  As for funny, Tony Romo fumbling the entire season away twice on the same play.  NOW THAT IS FUNNY! 

"n2rhp@hotmail.com" <n2rhp@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 26, 2006 1:25 PM
subject COWBOY LOVER

THE COWBOYS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM EVERYONE LOVES A WINNER. A VERY STORIED FRANCHISE. THE STAR REPRESENT ALOT. LONG BEFORE SOME OF US CRACKED A SERIOUS BOOK WE KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT MYTHOLOGY. EVERY FANS BUILDS A SHRINE DEDICATED TO THEIR SPORTS TEAM AND BEFORE THAT SHRINE A CANDLE ALWAYS BURNS. IN THE 70's and 90's THE DALLAS COWBOYS WERE FOOTBALL. QUIT BEING A COWBOY HATER. WHAT's YOUR FAVORITE TEAM?  I'M WILLING TO BET THEY DO HAVE AS MANY TRIP TO THE SUPERBOWL NO WHERE NEAR THE NUMBER OF WINS.  DO THEY?

From Joe: More caps lock problems, I see.  Please read the rest of the site.  I've answered this email a ton of times from others already.  Don't feel like re-writing it again now.

Daniel Botteh <blueboyz19@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 8, 2006 4:02 AM
Subject: your a piece of shit

go fuck your self why.... you say cowboys cant prove when they suck hahaha wait who is 8-4 wit a lead in the nfc east and

who is dead last in the division like every other fuckin year

watchin the cowboys beat the 9-0 colts $100

watchin deadskins midgets and feagles lose to the colts price less

watchin tiants beat the deadskins feagles and srry ass midgets price less

watchin cowboys fans beat your ass after my comment

well it is gonna be hilaous cuz there is more cowboys fans that live in d.c area then skins

if I ever ever see your ass in the westcoast I will fuckin beat the shit outta you that ill make you delete this website

fuck the skins eagles and giants

I also got something for you tell daniel syner the skins owner to stop makin subway commericals he fuckin looks like a jared muthafucker

and the only way he gets dirty money is from makin those gay ass commerical instead of sells seats and btw tell mcnabb to finish the whole season witout getting injury and tell giant fans that shockey looks like a retart when he said I guartee a win over the cowboys well I saw what happen and giant players fight one another lmaoo

fuck you piece of shit I shit on the skins eagles and giants show your ugly ass on the website bitch

I bleed blue and silver

From Joe: Again, thank you, drive through.  You compose this on your shift selling french fries at McDonald's?  Can't anyone with any sort of real job in life could actually talk like this.  Watching the Cowboys totally choke in the month of December and blow it completely - now THAT is priceless.

'From: legendarycowboys@aim.com <legendarycowboys@aim.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 5, 2006 6:53 PM
Subject: Anti Dallas

Havn't been able to update your page lately huh? how bout Romo with the best passer rating in the WHOLE NFL? Cowboys own the NFC East, Cowboys own the mannings and Cowboys have the widest fan base in all of the NFL. Americas team is making a comeback. All your haters just envy our team, what it took the skins like 16 games to beat the boys? That's just pathetic. The Cowboys go into Giants stadium and shut up Jeremy Shocky's shit talking mouth, Shockey got shown whats up. So keep on hating us, cause your gonna see a lot more winning now.

From Joe:  It's quite abhorrent behaviour from me, but I'm scared.  I agree with a Cowboys fan.  Shockey's an ass.  On the other hand, I bet you'd like him if he played for Dallas. ;)   Oh, and you got a heck of a lot of winning in December 06, didn't you?

From: Chris Meyer <rrmsraiders@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: (no subect)
Date: Dec 5, 2006 3:39 PM

Lookin at the most recent sportsnation post right now, kinda looks like except for the Seattle and New Orleans area...america has America's Team's back now, so now..go ahead and throw me your bandwagon remarks.

From Joe: Huh?

From: Eaglesfan05288@aol.com <Eaglesfan05288@aol.com>
Date: Nov 9, 2006 3:40 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

this site is the best a look at this page everytime the cowturds lose. i happen to be an eagle fan and since they signed team oblitarator aka terrell owens i hate them even more feel free to email me back

From Joe: Watching the train wreck that is TO in 2006 has been VERY entertaining, that's for sure.

socorro villanueva <big-c1006@sbcglobal.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 4, 2006 2:35 PM
subject You Suck

Listen you piece of monkey shit im a cowboy fan until i die i think you suck big balls and where ever you are i hope you dont meet me because i will kick your ass come down to texas im waiting for you.

From Joe: Yawn.  Boring.  You want fries with that?  Thank you, drive through.  P.S.  I've been living in Texas since 1992.

From: Ryan Parker <ryanparkersongs@gmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Oct 28, 2006 6:09 AM
Subject: Video/Song Appropriate for your Site

Hello. I was searching the Internet last night and came across your site. It is hilarious! Coincidentally, I had written and recorded a song yesterday called "Why the Cowboys Stink". I created a YouTube video for it as well. I would appreciate it if you would give it a look. It seems to be perfect for what your site is all about. You can view it here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHBWBl2sxfw

Let me know what you think!

Thanks,
Ryan

From Joe: Dude, that fucking rocks.  I didn't see this until Dec 31st, sorry about that.  It's so awesome, it's now front page material.

From: daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Oct 24, 2006 10:57 AM
Subject: Great Game last night.

Wasn't that a Great showing by the "Dynastic" Cowturds. Great site by the way. Awesome job in already having the Giant Beat Down of Dallas already up. And about Constantinous George Mavromatikis's Email. More Cowturd Morons showing their ass. How can a Team Win the SuperBowl if it can't even Handle Playoff Caliber teams? Nuff Said. Dallas Still Sucks. And Mike Cocoran has even posted one of my emails on his favorite site. I still love your arguement "If you are a Cowturd fan why are you here?" Great logic there. And now the Record for the Current Decade Now stands at 43 Wins 59 Losses and 0 Playoff wins 1 Playoff Loss. Does this Equal "Dynastic NFL Ruling"? I think Not.

From Joe: I don't think so, either.

Derek Beckham <derekbeckham@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 16, 2006 6:06 PM
subject Cowboys 37-6 Texans

You say that Texas has a "real" football team? And it ain't the Cowboys???

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ON SUNDAY???!!!!

Your Texans (and I'll go with that, b/c you're obviously too chicken-shit to show an allegiance to another team) are God-fucking AWFUL!!! Seriously, how long is this semi-pro, expansion team nonsense going to last?

Face it, they are nothing other than the HOUSTON OILERS, PART DOO! (Get it, doo? Like "deux," only I'm talking about doo-doo -- aka, that weak shit the Texans bring to so-called football.

Whether it's the Eagles, Deadskins, Texans, or some other "winner," face it: you WISH you had the Cowboys as your team! You WISH you had 8 Super Bowl appearances (most ever), you WISH you had five Super Bowl wins (tied for best ever), you WISH you had one of the most valuable sports franchises in the world (and even with a 40 year-old stadium!), you WISH you held the records for most consecutive winning seasons (20, from 1966 to 1985) and most seasons with at least 10 wins (24). You WISH your team has earned the most postseason appearances (27, as of 2004, which includes another league record of 54 postseason games, winning 32 of them), the most appearances in the NFC Championship game, too.

Keep on updating your page, especially AFTER the Cowboys win. . .

Sincerely,

Derek Beckham

From Joe: Yes, I say Texas has a real football team.  It certainly ain't the Cowboys.  Heck, does't have to be the Texans, it could be the bum-fuck high school football team - they have more class than the Cowboys.  Go read the explanation on the Hall of Fame page I left to Sean Blocker, it appears you need some further education, as you are incapable of reading the front of the website.  Oh, and "Part Doo"?  What are you - in second grade?  Pretty sad if you find that amusing.

From: Lgigantor27@aol.com <Lgigantor27@aol.com>
Date: Oct 8, 2006 7:05 AM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Is this page the best you can do? I wouldn't waste a fart in your general direction you fucking shit stain. The texans! Its about posting wins dumb fuck.Its not a contest to see who's quarterback can get sacked the most without dieing. By the way pussy boy, what luckless teem are you backing? Or do you just wait to see which band wagon is in the lead before you jump on.

While the game is on today why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

From Joe: If I was physically capable of fucking myself (which I believe is physically impossible anyway), I don't think I'd need to hide to do it, now would I?   If you want to know what "luckless team I am backing", please re-read the intro to the website.

Steven Dippery <sdippery@ptd.net>
to: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date: Sep 14, 2006 7:39 PM
subject: Nothing but pity for Cowboys

Joe, I've been an Eagles fan all my life, so of course as a kid I used to be a hardcore Cowboys-hater back in the 90's. Now there was a team you could be proud to hate- the team of Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin- the list goes on and on. Lately I haven't even been able to work up much rage at all against the Cowboys- they haven't been good enough to elicit much more than pity from me. Maybe this year I can really get back into the Cowboy-hating, but it will probably only be for one season because by next year T.O. will have destroyed them. And we all know now about how good Bledsoe is anymore.

From Joe: T.O. did a great job here in Dallas, eh?  Dallas Fans, how's that #81 workin' out for ya?

From: Constantinos Georgi Mavromatakis <cmavroma@gmu.edu> Mailed-By: gmu.edu
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Sep 4, 2006 5:52 PM
Subject: Dallas Owns YOU

FUCK YOU.

DALLAS WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL IN 2007

From Joe: A few things to say about this.  You're gonna have to do better than that.  Look at all the feedback on this page, yours shows no imagination.  Ooh, I can type "fuck", I'm a big boy now, eh?  I also see you're going to a college.  You might want to pay more attention to your studies and not paying attention to this site.  It might help you.  Finally, I see you believe in the Dallas Morning News Super Bowl style of predictions.  Oh yeah, Dallas OWNS ME?  How did you arrive at that conclusion after a careful examination of the facts?  Oh yeah, I forgot.  You like the Cowboys, you don't carefully examine the facts ever.

From: Ryan Ciocco <ryanrock@adelphia.net> Mailed-By: adelphia.net
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:09 AM
Subject: Love the site Joe!

Hey What's up Joe: I just wanted to drop you an e-mail saying how AWESOME I think your site is. For shame, it took me so long to find it too. Geez!

Anyway, I hate Dallas and more so now: they have our biggest enemy on their wretched roster. Yes I speak of the Man they called Owens, who raps about as bad as he acts on the field. Diss Philly eh? Need I remind this mindless dolt that this is probably going to be his LAST chance to ever make a roster. If he cannot cut it in Dallas, where else is that nitwit going to go?

I hope his antics cause the team known as the Cowboys to implode slowly, suffering from the inside out. And to think, Dallas actually thought that THEY were going to get it right this year after the years that they lugged in mediocrity. Nice try and thanks for playing.

Now, this may be a REALLY stupid question and I MIGHT have missed (while laughing at the pictures you have which are top notch by the way) but you are a Texans fan right? If so, thanks for Gaffney!

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

Love my town!

Take care Joe!

--

Hey Joe I sent you an E-mail last night but there were three things I wanted to address as well: hopefully you post both of these. :-)

1. I love the Hank Hill bit: I saved it and religiously listen to it once a day.

2. Thanks for posting the links to them two Dallas books: I just had to buy them.

3. To address an age old question: have the Eagles ever won a championship? Well, this collecters football I own with the complete team history says that we won the NFL championship in 1948, 1949, and 1960. That means we HAVE won three championships but of course who cares right it wasn't the SUPER BOWL!

Dallas fans will talk about their teams in the 1970's and the 1990's...where the hell were they when Philadelphia owned the division from 2001 to 2004?

Here is to a rebound season for the Eagles, and for everyone who hates us for no reason...Mangi la merda e muoia! Vanno Le Aquile!

Thanks a lot Joe!

From Joe: Again, preach it!

From: Tayylorrx26@aol.com <Tayylorrx26@aol.com> Mailed-By: aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2006 12:53 AM
Subject: Nice Site!

hey I really loveeeee your site!!! I hate how everyone is hating on you for doing it! I give you credit! I am a huge dallas cowboys hater!!!!! I am a Philly Eagles fan! im only 14 but know a lot about the game! I've met a lot of the Eagles Players and i have Season Tickets which i am excited for!!! I cant wait to see the Cowboys get crushed by every team in the nfl! (even hte redskins ) i know that something is going to go wrong because eeven a cowboys fan said he wasn't going to buy a TO jersey because he knows that TO isnt going to last long at all! I also bought a shirt that says THE PERFECT MATCH DALLAS SUCKS AND TOS A JERK! well keep up on the good work with your site!!!

Thanks Taylor

From Joe: Preach it, brother!

From: Helen Sullivan <helen_m_sull@hotmail.com> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jul 29, 2006 12:32 PM
Subject: Hall of Fame

sorry this is my last response. but i love the "Hall of Fame" email page. just love it.

its pretty close but the "Smellidelphia greasy trash" one had me rolling on the ground. the top one probly deserves the cake tho. you could tell they are both idiot cowboy fans.

you are right. Cowboy fans keep bringing up the "5 super bowl championships. more than any other team in the league. blah blah blah" crap, as if its going to help them win anytime soon. they dont know real football

peace :)

From Joe: Yeah, the HOF Fanmail page is pretty amusing.

From: john raum <smnjr1@hotmail.com> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jul 25, 2006 9:16 PM
Subject: I hate the cowboys!!!!!!!

Great website man. I wanted to send you this picture of my jeep. Check out the license plate. Let me know what you think.

From Joe:  Lovin it!  Lovin it!  :)

From: daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jul 19, 2006 10:00 PM
Subject: thank you for your great site.

You have met the world's most ignorant moron known as Texas Cowboy. He thinks that all haters are morons. Claims that the NFL stats that do not back up his opinions of "Dallas Ruling the NFL" are totally wrong. He disputes facts even when he is shown to be totally wrong still thinks that he is unbeaten in a battle of wits. Your great site is not the only one that he visits. You're argurment about "Why are you here if you supposedly love Dallas" Was a Classic one that he could not answer. So you got exposed to his other talent besides having Multiple handles/Email Addresses. Spindoctor master at his best. Keep up the good work.

From Joe:  Mere words cannot express my feelings to this email.  So I'll do it with a picture:

From: Christopher Martell <Christopher.Martell@ewma.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jul 17, 2006 2:16 PM

While I always appreciate some good low-brow humor, your site takes the cake.  You are almost as bad a JETS fans with all of you one-sided statements, omissions of facts and distorted perception of reality.  I just wonder which of the teams that Dallas kicked the living shit out of during their hey-day you are a fan of.  Makes no difference.  Dallas has totally sucked for at least 10 years now but the tide is a turnin�, my semi-retarded friend.  Get ready for a beating!  Your time is now! 

By the way�you spell the word C-O-M-M-O-N�not commen, MORON!

From Joe: ewma.com?  Waste management - you're a trashman!  I can see why you'd like the Cowboys.   As for my being a fan of a specific team - please re-read the intro to the site.  Again, I fail to understand why Cryboy fans have such a hard time with this concept.  I've already spelled it out on the site.

From: Eddie <kyedh3@hotmail.com>
Date: Jul 10, 2006 2:34 AM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

This site is a complete crack up! I've never seen anyone with so much time on their hands that they can design a site for a football team they love, let alone "hate". I'm laughing, way out loud, at the goofiness. Cryboys is funny, but not as funny as Cowpukes. A friend of mine made that up. Feel free to use it. He was a Deadskin fan. As I look further, there are more of you? Oh, my somebody needs therapy. Pick a team, root for them, get a life or something. But, Joe, remember: the Cowboys don't hate you!! And if you really look, most teams look down about losing because they all believe they should win. Just look at their salaries!!! There are so many people getting paid to fail, it boggles the mind!!!

From Joe: Huh?

From: Mike Greer <mikecgreer@hotmail.com>
Date: Jul 10, 2006 3:12 PM
Subject: HA HA!!!
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

1st�I am a cowboys fan. 2nd�I love what you've done with your site. You just let me reaffirm the reasons I am a Cowboys fan. Because little twits like you hate us. The website "cryboys"? Ahhhhh�let me think here�who's got the website totally devote to whining about the Dallas Cowboys. 3rd�PRIDE�guys like you and your website make me proud to be a Cowboys fan�just think of Cowboys fans like the old sea monster when you cut off its head two heads grow back in its place�for every piece of hate you put on your web you harden the resolve of every fan. You make us (Dallas fans) better with your message of hate.

P.S.- I also appreciate the comedy of your website. Even know I am supposedly a "arrogant" (and by this very statement I am proving that you're wrong) Cowboys fan I appreciate what you have done here�very funny.

From Joe: Another person who doesn't know which side of the fence to stand on.   Pick one, please.  This site isn't about hate.  It's about comedy, and watching Cryboy fans freak out.

From: Helen Sullivan <helen_m_sull@hotmail.com> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jul 8, 2006 3:44 PM
Subject: sdghsdghdfghdfhsaa

i love reading what you guys are saying to each other. i dont go to this site to hear about Cowboys, i just go to this page for my daily entertainment  please keep it up man

From Joe: aegijaeobiaebtjaob to you, too!  :)

From: Frank VanAlstine <prostarpa@alltel.net> Mailed-By: alltel.net
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jun 30, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: It makes you cry, cry, cry, then make excuses

Another closet cowboy fan. Who would go through the trouble of all this if he wasn't. Anyway face the facts, you dummy. Did you fail history in H.S. Quite sure that is as far as you made it. I wonder how many of you are out there. It just kills you guys that the cowboys are the most successful franchise in NFL history. I can't imagine your pain, knowing it will never change. To go through the lengths to make excuses for the envy you have must be suicidal. I guess that's next, and a good idea. I love life, I'm a cowboy fan!

From Joe: The only crying I do over this website is when I'm laughing so hard I cry.   I also fail to see how my disliking the Cryboy football team has anything to do with my grades in History class in High School.   Anyone else see that?  I mean it seems SO LOGICAL a connection to me!

From: oyumino <oyumino@littlegarden-inter.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jun 7, 2006 8:35 PM

I've noticed most of the Dallas sheep that write in defending their team seem to have tourette's syndrome. Between the dirty words and the obvious lack of anything else of value in their life, I'm starting to wonder if ol' JJ has a mind control device that only works on weaklings.

I also get a kick out of the fact that most of these fans 'don't follow baseball, basketball, or hockey.' How convenient. I wonder if they suddenly became Mavericks fans now.

Real Dallas fans are thankful for the success they've had and don't feel the need to talk trash. They also admit previously tainted playoff victories. (The biased officiating against the Eagles and the 49ers back in 1992.) And JJ's salcap manipulation. (15,000,000$ signing bonuses???)

It would be easier to respect the team if there wasn't so much bandwagon jumping. 1989, they go 1-15 and can't sell out their own stadium. 1992 they win the Super Bowl and away games are almost neutral sites. But of course the 'fans' in Philly, NY, and D.C. were 'routing for 'em when they were 1-15. No, really. That's my team. I knew they'd be back.'

To quote Jim Bouton. "Suuuuurrrrre"

Love the site. As a message to the Dallas fans. We'll respect your team when you stop talking gas, see the whole set of facts, and stop deluding yourselves.

And I wonder how many of these people that were busting Eagle fans' humps for having T.O. have now suddenly become fans.

'But T.O. said he wanted to come here. He couldn't wait to wear the Star.' (The same Star he spiked on???)

T.O. said the same thing in Philly too. 'I want to wear Eagle green. I want to catch TD's from Donovan McNabb.' When is he going to call Drew Bledsoe gay? Or Bill Parcells a disgrace?

The Steelers and the 49ers won as many Super Bowls as Dallas in less tries. And they didn't need corruption or manipulation to do it. Therefore, Dallas is NOT the best team of the Super Bowl era. Fact. Deal with it gang.

From Joe: I wish I would have thought to write the last bit you did about the Steelers, 49ers, and corruption.  Sheer brilliance.

From: Daniel Veteto <danvindfw@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: May 31, 2006 1:04 AM
Subject: In reference to this moron known as Mike Corcoran

He is as much of a moron on the site that he is challenging you to come to as he is here. And he hates Soldiers. Which I am a retired one. He thinks that talking trash on a website is the true measure of being a man. Your site is pretty cool. keep up the good work man. It makes us Dallas haters happy. And Yes I live in the Dallas Area. So I hear crap from morons like this one all the time. Great site and keep up the good work. Thank you for your time.

From Joe: Yeah, like I'm really threatened by some doofus who insults me on a website.  That's the brilliance of this site.  So many Cryboy fans get their panties in a twist because someone doesn't like their team.  THAT is why I still do this site all these years later.  It's very entertaining.

From: robertlesliedean@cox.net <robertlesliedean@cox.net> Mailed-By: cox.net
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Apr 20, 2006 11:27 AM
Subject: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THE SITE!!!! I am the BIGGEST Cowboys Fan and your site proves everything I have said about the Cowboys is True. No other team in the NFL can actually have a bunch of anti fans supporting them. Like you pointing out that the Cowboys have the WORST percentage of the FIVE Superbowl Winners. That is the best one ever. That is like pointing out that the 2nd runner up to Miss America is ugly. LOL. We have been to more Superbowls and Won the most Superbowls therefore making us the Greatest Team in the NFL. And remember, The Dallas Cowboys wouldn't be America's Team without anti fans like you. Thanks for your anti support.

From Joe: Boy, you're pretty confused. Thank YOU for your support.

From: Farzin W <fa_wahab@hotmail.com> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Apr 15, 2006 1:03 AM
Subject: Cowboys still suck

Your site still rules!!!!!

THE 49ER EMPIRE
The Quest for a 6th Super Bowl Championship!
http://www.49erempire.com

From Joe: Glad to be of service.

From: Eric Huston <health_regulator@msn.com> Mailed-By: msn.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Mar 25, 2006 7:57 PM

I'd first just like to say, that I'm not going to use profanity or call you names, and I think that people who do so, are pathetic and give people like you the ammunition to call Cowboys fans morons.

That being said, I think it is kind of stupid that someone would have such a hatred towards a football team, and the players/staff of the team. And I think It's sad that you get as much enjoyment as you do seeing a football team lose and be unsuccessful, but I won't insult you for that, because to each his own as they say. The thing that grinds my gears is that you insult all Cowboys fans. Considering the Cowboys have the largest fanbase in the NFL, you will see a lot of dumb, immature, pathetic Cowboys fans. But not all of us are like that. I don't know alot of Cowboys fans, because I am from Pittsburgh.. but the 5 or so that I do know are not stupid, and are not low life scum, like you claim that we are.

You claim we only care when they are winning. I don't believe that to be true. I've supported the team and shown my love for them through three consecutive 5-11 seasons, and the past 2 6-10 and 9-7 seasons.

You claim that no one outside of the DFW area refers to the Cowboys as America's Team. Well Considering there are plenty of fans who don't even live in Texas that are Cowboys fans, makes that statement untrue.

I can undestand you and other people don't like the arogance that the Cowboys display. I respect that. For me personally, I love the arrogance. The fact that the Cowboys are owned by a cocky millionaire and have had plenty of criminal and egotistical players is part of what makes me a fan.

Maybe we shouldn't be labled as America's Team. But if any NFL team should be labled that, it should be the Cowboys. Not because of 5 superbowls.. not because of Staubach and Emmitt Smith, but because they are the most loved/hated NFL team, and they are always a topic of discussion.

In closing, I'd like to say, I like your site. It's entertaining. And It makes me laugh.

From Joe: "Maybe we shouldn't be labled as America's Team."  <- There's some hope for you.

From: Advanced Truss <advancedtruss@verizon.net> Mailed-By: verizon.net
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Mar 24, 2006 2:35 PM
Subject: you suck

IM A DALLAS COWBOYS FAN AND YOU WILL SEE NEXT YEAR, WHAT EVER YOUR TEAM IS THEY SUCK BALLS,,

From Joe: Thank you for your support.

From: Mark Hernandez <mahernandez@scu.edu> Mailed-By: scu.edu
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Mar 10, 2006 1:36 AM
Subject: Get a life

Arr you serious? This just shows how jealous you really are, anyone who devotes this much time too showing how much you hate the Cowboys is just a loser. Who is your team? Need to find a woman man, you have way too much time on your hands and I bet you never even played football.

You look like a dumbass in your picture. I'm glad there are fans out there like you because the more the Cowboys win and the media glorifies them, the more it makes you pissed. Go fuck yourself and if you are ever in an Jose,Ca,look me up so I can put my foot up your fagot ass!

From Joe:  What picture?  You mean the one at the top of this page that says "Dallas Sucks"?  That's not me.  You're the one talking about inserting your body parts into another man - not I.  What's that say about you?

From: Simon Oto <datxtongan817@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Feb 12, 2006 1:08 AM
Subject: "bout' Them Cowboys"

Dear Joe,

I don't get it, you think the "Cowboys believe they should win simply because they are the Cowboys, and for no other reason". What is that suppose to mean, what about the Patriots, I think they believe they should win every game because they won 3 Super Bowls out of 4 years (the only two teams to do that was the Cowboys and the Patriots). I am a Cowboys fan and I hate the Patriots, just like you hate the Cowboys. In the 90's, you probably had to watch those Cowboys games and was sick of watching them winning almost every game, right. The Dallas Cowboys are one of the greatest teams in NFL history. I amit, there were some "glory" days and there were some "bad" days, but they should deserve some little respect because they are 5-time Super Champs and they were the best dynasty in the 90's.

Also all teams are shocked when they lose because evey team expects to win. No team in the NFL would say, " Hey, Lets go out there and loose". Even if the team sucks, they still expect a win. I respect the Patriots because they are pretty good team. So I don't think the Cowboys suck, you think they suck because you hate them so much and you think they suck! I am not hating your site, because you do have a right to say what you want to say, but what you saying about the Cowboys is wrong information. Some of the stuff you said is not true!

Remember, there is still teams out there in the NFL that haven't reached where Dallas was before, being the Champions, of course. Now, Good luck to your site. Aight man, take care!!

Sincerely,
Simon

From Joe: I can't tell if you agree with me or not.   Please pick a side of the fence.

From: MpMtX07@aol.com <MpMtX07@aol.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Feb 3, 2006 9:15 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page

I'm 16 years old living in Dallas, Tx i love the Boys with all my heart they are the greatest team on earth 5 Super Bowl and it WILL BE 6 next year. Even though the Cowboys are the envy of the rest of the NFL and that's why you hate us and our winning tradition like none other, your a complete loser that obviously has no life, and your site sucks, I do agree with you on one thing......

Michael Irvin is a stupid f***king moron. He's a disgrace to everything Dallas has built and everytime he does something stupid, it disgrace's the team. Stupid ass crackhead. By the way i know you saw the Nov. 14 Monday Night Game right. HAHA Roy's my boy, dont mess with D-Town and the Boys.

From Joe: 16, eh?  There's still time for you to reform and make something of your life.   Don't let yourself become like so many of your brethren on this page.  There is some hope based on your stance on Irvin.   Also, if my site sucks so much, how come you're sending in email?

From: Stuart Nelson <Stu99Nelson@msn.com> Mailed-By: msn.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Feb 3, 2006 8:51 PM
Subject: Give it up Smith

Hey Joe,

Enough of these pro-cryboys "fans" headlining your page man, it's gotta stop. No decent points to make, out of touch with the NFL, etc,etc.

The latest buzz is that now Emmitt is trying to vie for Irvin's place in Canton...this is a classic moment when it comes to the definition of "cryboys." If I was Irvin I'd be embarrassed as hell if I had to have other players plugging my stats to the NFL gods for acceptance. What does Irvin have over on Emmitt?? Oh but the "ring of honor" thing in Texas stadium should be a guaranteed trip to the NFL Hall if Fame right? (LOL....again LOL, altogether now HA fuckin' HA). More like ring of "dishonor" there Mike. He should just go sit with wrinkly Jerry in the stadium shaped hot tub with all the rest of the current cryboy players, because there all washed up.

ATTN: all previous inductees vote NO now! KEEP CANTON CLEAN!!

Why are the cowboys thinking that they can get anywhere these days reviving old players and even coaches for that matter? Nobody wins this way anymore. So good job cowboy management this year you get a damn good raise for keeping America smiling. This is why your now "America's team." I guess the old methods just don't work these days.

Oh yeah, there is No player in the NFL these days that is more fun to watch on the sidelines as his team loses yet another one on Sunday other than Keeshawn Johnson. So all you anti-cryboy fans actually do have one reason to tune in to those last 5 minutes of every Dallas game. The total package piss baby, thinkin' they should be killin' people not strugglin' dammit.

Keep bringin' the hate & the truth Joe.....I'm lovin' it.

From Joe: Nothing more needs be said.

From: joel saldana <joelsaldana88@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jan 14, 2006 7:38 AM
Subject: hey how bout u dont put tha wins

hey bitch hate & somebody else mothafucka fuck tha redskins bullshit a tru DALLAS COWBOYS fan right here bitch!

From Joe: It's obvious you're a true Cryboys fan.  Your total lack of command of the English language proves that.

From: Michael J. Lopez <haildevilman@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jan 8, 2006 12:18 AM
Subject: Hi Joe.

Just writing in to say I love the sight. I've hated Dallas since 1975. (I'm a long suffering Eagle fan.) Always hated dealing with those yobbos with the brand new shirts and hats claiming to like the Cowboys 'even when they were 1-15.'

I met a guy from Indianapolis in '93 wearing a Troy Aikman jersey saying the same thing. The Colts were 8-8 that year and he said;

"I don't route for 8-8 teams. 8-8 sucks. I don't route for teams that suck."

When I asked him about routing for a 1-15 team the look on his face was priceless. Even his friends were busting his hump at that point. Don't get much closer to suck than 1-15. He still tried (and failed miserably) to talk his way out of it. Made himself seem like a bigger liar.

The Cowboys are like the Yankees. Buy up all the talent. Throw up smoke screens. Bend the rules blatantly. Then act like you got special rights because your fans are a bunch of easily manipulated zombies.

Great site!

From Joe: That's a great story, thanks for sharing.

From: Chris <warlord1863@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Jan 7, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page

Hi there, this isn't hate mail, in fact I love your website.

But I noticed something on your page that seemed to be missing, the 35 to 7 bitch-slapping of the Cowboys by the Redskins at FedEx Field a few weeks back. Your page goes from the loss to the Giants to the loss to the Rams. I mean that game was chock-full of good things, bledsoe being sacked 7 times and knocked down 11 times. Keyshawn Johnson on two occassions making a spectacle of himself by yelling at his kicker for missing a field goal and again when he batted away the TV camera at the end of the game.

Not sure if you took a hiatus from updating and just forgot, thought I'd give you a reminder.

Keep up the good work, absolutely love the website.

From Joe: Well, as I've said, I update when I get the time, I don't always have time to update for every game.   It was a good bitch-slap, wasn't it?

From: himer8@aol.com <himer8@aol.com> Mailed-By: aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 31, 2005 10:20 PM

From: Julian Salinas <js41@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 28, 2005 11:17 AM
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage

YOUR STUPID NEWSPAPER CLIP ABOUT THE COWBOYS AND TEXANS MAKES NO SENSE. JERRY JONES HAS LED AN ORGANIZATION THATS WON SUPER BOWLS, JACKASS, AND THE TEXANS HAVE WON 2 GAMES THIS YEAR, CONGRADULATIONS. EVERYONE WHO HATES THE COWBOYS IS A RASCIST, JEALOUS FAN OF A SUCKY TEAM LIKE THE REDSKINS.

From Joe: Your caps lock key is broken.   So what you're saying is that anyone who hates the Cowboys is automatically a fan of the Redskins?  That doesn't make any sense to me at all, but then again I know how to spell racist, too.

From: Julian Salinas <js41@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 28, 2005 11:38 AM
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage

Cowboys haters suck!!! I'm 6'3 and 232 pounds and I'll kick any fucking redskins fans ass, or philadelphia, new york, texans, or even YOU JOE, SO WATCH OUT.

PARCELLS IS THE BEST COACH YOU SHOULD SEE THE HANDSHAKE JOE GIBBS GAVE HIM WHEN PARCELLS KICKED HIS ASS, JEALOUS FUCKER

From Joe: I'm 6'0" and weigh more than you - what's your point?   As far Parcells, I don't think you Cowboy wankers liked him when he was coaching the Giants at all.  Seems a bit hypocritical to me.

From: betsy thurman <betsythurman@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 22, 2005 8:23 PM
Subject: hi

i was reading some of the e-mail you receive and knew immediately which e-mails originated from cryboy fans -- they are soooooo obvious ---- jerry should spend some of his money to support the local schools since the amount he is spending on the team isn't helping them (WOOOO_HOOOOO --- LOVE THEM SKINS!!!!!!!) --- perhaps these trolls could be re-directed to a schoolhouse rocks site for further learning and then on to Miss Manners for some overdue and much needed etiquette! Keep on Rocking fellow crybaby hater!!!!!!!

From Joe: I like that school idea.

From: Phe31@aol.com <Phe31@aol.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 22, 2005 1:06 PM
Subject: I come in peace

Cowboy fan here to tell you I actually like your site. It doesn't bother me that you don't like the Cowboys. To me the fact that you've taken the time to build this site is great. Regardless of the light, the focus here is the Cowboys. In your own way, you're the proof Dallas really is America's Team. We are America's Team not because everyone loves us but because everyone is passionate about us. Sometimes it's positive, sometimes it's not. We are the team you either love or you hate. There is rarely any middle ground. How many other NFL teams compare to us in that regard?

I also agree with you that some of our so-called fans aren't always the most informed. That's the price you pay when you're in the spotlight. Being so wide spread a fan base, we are many. Fools like to attach themselves to whatever is in vogue. This is the reason the 90's Cowboys are focused on as much as they are. That was then, this is now. I would prefer to talk about the future and where we are headed than live in the past. Unfortunately, too many of our lemmings aren't willing to. So the cycle will continue. Your kind will bash us, and we'll say oh yeah well how many rings has your team won blah blah blah. You'll go on thinking we are clueless for the most part and we will never have very meaningful conversations. It's a shame really.

From Joe: There is an end to the cycle, really.  See the light.  America's Team is a bunch of self inflicted garbage that only Cryboy fans buy into.  I guarantee it.  Actually, if you pay attention, the focus here isn't the Cryboys, it's the doofuses who claim to be "fans".  That's the REAL focus here.

From: jofunky1@juno.com <jofunky1@juno.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 13, 2005 7:45 PM

To the purveying douchebag of this site:

I know that I'm simply giving you folly by writing this, but what IS your point of running this site? You state that you already know of the Cowboys being the greatest team in football history, your not a fan of any other team, so why? To make fun of the Boys when they had no QB 3 years ago? All teams go through cycles motherfucker, the Boys just seem to peak more than others. I say: get a team, get a spellchecker (it's COWboys, not CRYboys, say it with me, COW-BOYS. Good! you seem to be catching on) and most of all get a life.

Joe T

From Joe: Well, starting it off with "purveying douchebag" at least got me to laugh.  I never stated what you claim I stated.  Please re-read the front page.  Or get someone to read it to you, since you obviously can't comprehend it.  BTW, you forgot to include a subject in your email.  Let me suggest one for you..  "Please educate me in the ways of being a respected football fan since I obviously don't know about that being a Cryboys fan".   Finally, my spellchecker thinks Cowboys is a mispelling - it spells it properly.

From: m colyar <mattyc252569@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 7, 2005 6:47 PM
Subject: your a joke

8 superbowl appearances
5 superbowl rings
Teabagged the eagles this year�twice
Americas team
Put little bitches like you in tears
Have the leading quarterback in the nfc in pro-bowl votes
Taking the lombardi trophy back to dallas in 2005-06
Have the best safety in the nfl
Your redskins got a way with a bullshit win�a win is a win though ill give u that�the fight for .500 is a hard fight good luck pussy

Yea if I was a dickblower I would hate them too I didn�t understand why u were bitching so much first but I understand now�if I got fucked up twice a year by the same team I would hate them too. you dirty mother fucker there u go� you cant hold Americas team down bitch tits get a new idea for a site

Signed,
The #1 dallas fan in America�who happens to live in philly

From Joe: Don't have to say much.  The stupidity sells itself here.  I will, however add this.  "My Redskins"?  Pardon?  Where's that coming from?   By the way, proper punctuation is something that escapes you.  Not a single one of your sentences ends with any punctuation.  There's an apostrophe in "America's Team".  Also, can someone explain the usage of "tits" in the last sentence?  Huh?

From: Chris Meyer <rrmsraiders@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Dec 5, 2005 2:30 PM
Subject: Dallas Cowboys.

Hello Joe,

I understand your hate of the cowboys, as I live in a neighborhood full of them. Most people around here root for the steelers or colts, ( which both beat dallas in a superbowl = ( ) But I would just like to ask you one question. Do you think all cowboy players totally suck in all shape or form? Or is it ONLY the aura that they should win? I know it is a dumb question... but please hear me out.

Thanks,
Chris.

From Joe: If you understand my hate of the Cowboys, then what's the problem?

From: Jim Ashley <jim.ashley2@gmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 27, 2005 7:40 PM
Subject: Love your website!

Yes, your website is a testament to those that are sick of everybody saying, "Dallas Cowboys rule" or proudly saying, "I am a Dallas Cowboys fan." Whenever I hear somebody utter that shameful truth about themselves, I just tell them: "I'm sorry" and offer them my prayers. Of course, I don't think a miracle from heaven would help these "people."

I'm a Denver Broncos fan. I love the Broncos and I have pulled for them through thick-and-thin... even after Elway left.

Seeing the Cryboys lose to my Broncos on Thanksgiving Day was a huge highlight of my day besides the turkey with all the good food, my family and WVU beating Pitt.

I didn't even thoroughly read the front page of your website. All I had to see was the URL and I knew you were a smart man.

Keep this website up! You've got an excellent thing going.

Jim Ashley
Parkersburg, WVa

From Joe: Sorry it took so long to get your genius online here.  Glad to have you onboard.

From: Scott <stratman172@gmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 26, 2005 6:52 PM
Subject: I need help

A few of my friends are cowboys fans, what can I do so they could see the light?

From Joe: Pray.

From: Kimberly Noelle <Doda356@msn.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 24, 2005 4:06 PM
Subject: TRY TO BE ME

Greetings from Philly. Unfortunately my childhood was one of torture. Why you ask? Because I'm Philly born, and raised, and I had two parents who were Cowboy fans. My mom is still known in the neighborhood as Mrs. Dallas. Mind you there's quite a few Dallas fans here that won't come out of the closet.

We never owned an Eagles coat. Fine. We had to wear everything Dallas. My mom continued this trend with the grandkids. Imagine the things that got thrown at us. I was urged to tell people handling our food that Jay Novacheck was my mother's cousin. Interestingly enough so is Jason Witten. Never to be one who gloats my mom conducted herself in a lady like manner the last two games won against the "Dead Pigeons". Now I'm a Colts fan myself, but I am readily admitting that McNabb chokes on his Chunky Soup time, and again. His Paxil must not be working.

Yes. The Cowboys (Cowgirls if you live here) are America's Team. There will never be another Aikman, and gazing at his picture over our toilet reminds men that the best quarterback in history is now a fabulous commentator. Recently when I was in the supermarket with my mama a man threw a loaf of white bread at her. They got to chatting, and even this old head Eagles fan had to admit that Troy was the man.

So take your anti-cowgirl I mean anti-cowboy rants, and never show up in Philly. Right about now you'll be as welcome as a TO look alike. By the way the poster dawn bellow here in regards to Michael Irvin. Ummmm. He is black. Obviously she isn't. Thus she had to remind everyone. Serves her right if she is white for flirting with a black man. I wouldn't even flirt with Emmet Smith, and I idolize him. I wouldn't spend money for a jersey with a black man's name on it either. I'm not racist, but Dawn should worry about men in her own race. Then again the black is the better athlete, and with exception of Vicke white men will always be at the helm, and lead a team.

Noelle

From Joe: Raised in Philly with Cowboy fans as parents?  I'm sorry.  I really am.   You keep pictures of your favorite players in the toilet?  Good place for them - I'll commend you for that.  And AGAIN, the Cowboys are not America's Team.  As usual, take notice it's a Cowboys fan saying that and no one else?  That's my point precisely.  Just because you say you're something doesn't mean you are.  Thank you, drive through.  

From: taguyton62 <taguyton62@sbcglobal.yahoo.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 19, 2005 11:24 AM
Subject: AMERICAS tEAM

YOU SUCK ! ! !

From Joe: You again?  You need to learn you can type longer emails than just 5 words.

From: Cangallegos@aol.com <Cangallegos@aol.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 17, 2005 10:42 PM
Subject: Americas team

whether you love us or hate us.....you cant fade us NFC East is going to be owned by the Dallas Cowboys.....eat a cock goes out to washedup deadskins...philly pigeins...new york midgets......

From Joe: Excuse me?  I can't even figure this out to start to insult it.  Doesn't make any sense.  But as so many before you have done the same thing, I shouldn't be surprised.  Plus you're from AOL.  That's even worse.

From: Jose Santoyo <jrsantoyo12@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 16, 2005 2:10 PM
Subject: Read This

http://www.dallascowboys.com/images/Roy-INT-Philly_300.jpg
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Cowboys #1 bitch

From Joe: How exactly do I read a picture?  What the hell are you talking about?

From: Greg Steinberg <gsteinberg@gmail.com> Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 13, 2005 11:39 PM
Subject: Dallas Sucks

DALLASS SUCKS

Enough said.

From Joe: I agree.

From: todd guyton <taguyton62@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 13, 2005 1:47 PM
Subject: Cowboys # 1

Americas Team Rocks ! ! ! YOU SUCK ! !

From Joe: Bet that took a lot of imagination and brainpower to compose.

From: todd guyton <taguyton62@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 10, 2005 9:54 PM
Subject: Cowboys # 1

LOSER!!

From Joe: At least you can't gramatically screw up a sentence this way like so many of your brethren have done before you.

From: Alex Magana <alxmabf@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 6, 2005 8:49 PM
Subject: cowboys

GO COWBOYS!!!! This message goes for all of you loser out there specially for the guy (joe) that created this website site GET A FUC$ing life. You spend most of your type trying bring down the cowboys, why??? because you hate the fact that they were american team? or because your team hasn't one a superbowl? All I'm saying is that you're ripping on the cowboys because they are just that damn good! Lets face it, cowboys fans are the best!!!! we don't dress like fucking pigs, wear cheese heads?! or boo our team. We are proud of our team! Go cowboys!!!!!!!!! oh by the way, joe if you need a job call me up man. www.gocowboys.com we need bitch to make us coffee.

From Joe: FUC$ing?  What's that word?  I don't hate the fact they're america's team (not american team like you said).  They never were that.  Only the Cowboys called themselves that.  Nobody else cared.  Don't boo your team?  You don't watch any games.  What was all those "Bench Acheman" signs at the end of Aikman's playing career?  How little you remember.

From: taguyton62 <taguyton62@sbcglobal.yahoo.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Nov 6, 2005 6:32 PM
Subject: The B'eagles

Hey Joe,

I've emailed you several times with no response. Too much pain? Anyhow, thanks for your continued dedication to Americas Team. Too bad the Beagles can't win a superbowl. Definitely won't happen this year!! I hope the Beagles are ready for another ASS WHIPPING from my BOYS next Monday night.
You have my deepest sympathy. (-:
Todd A. Guyton

From Joe: Huh?  What's your point here?  The difference between a Cowboys fan and an Eagles fan is that an Eagles fan can admit when their team sucks.

From: dawn marie <dstnmr3@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: ALL ABOUT MICHAEL IRVIN
Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 12:18:44 -0700 (PDT)

I have the cutest story about my first and probably last encounter with Mr. Irvin.

During some sort of Sportscaster award ceremony in NY a few months ago. He and his 2 sons were dining at McDonald's (yes, McDonald's?lol). The moment he stepped onto the 2nd floor platform I was in awe of what I thought was the most beautiful black man I had ever seen. I couldn't stop looking at him. According to the info I got later after sharing this story with several football fans, Mr. Irvin is pretty accustomed to this type of attention (smile). As amazing as it may seem, I, as a 32yr old single woman, haven't quite mastered the art of looking for a wedding ring. I know, sounds ridiculous, but I've always thought why should I look for a ring? I'm single, if their not supposed to be talking to me, maybe they shouldn't ( don't worry, I've matured immensely, lol). Anyway?.at the time, I allowed myself to be flattered by thinking this beautiful man was just as attracted to me as I him, and that's why he was grinning from ear to ear. I later figured out that was not necessarily the case.

I ended up having to speak to him to ask for directions. Why I thouht he was a local I have no idea, who is in NY? He explained he was from Texas and only in town for some kind of football event. That fell upon deaf ears for me, because I was not a football fan. Notice I said ?.WAS (growing up in Detroit, men wanted to watch the game, not explain it). We talked for about 20 minutes, I introduced my daughter, he introduced his boys (the one that was listening anyway?I again, realized later that the oldest was probably so used to the attention he was outright sick of it?he didn't seam as friendly as the younger one). FINALLY, I noticed the wedding ring (DAMN). I was so disappointed, but I did what I thought was right anyway. I politely told him I would respect what I had just discovered by exiting the conversation. I don't think he was ready to deflate that pretty little head of his (smile) and stated it was ok to have a friendly conversation. That's when I had to be a little more blunt and told him, "No, you're having a friendly conversation, my interest runs a little deeper than that". I thought that pretty much summed up my end "Big Time". He blushed. Nevertheless, he was right? nothing wrong with a little healthy flirting. I'm quite sure we were both aware of it being just that. I left him standing in a complete state of oblivion (at least that's what I'm going to believe, lol). My daughter even had to say, "Mommy, he's still staring at you!". Her name is Heaven but I call her Momma (so what, lol). I said, "Come on Momma, stop being nosy." I know, lol, but it's all I could think of. He stood there in amazement, which at the time I thought was due to his interest in me, unfortunately it was he couldn't believe I was actually going to leave without acknowledging who he was. Not knowing I really didn't know, but I don't think he believed that until that moment. That must've all but crushed his ego (smile).

About 2 months later, my uncle was watching an "Eagles vs. Cowboys" game. On the way to halftime, I saw about 3-4 men on a panel. I started to squint, cause I didn't have my contacts on?..and low and behold. There was that beautiful black man I immediately called my best friend to rant and rave about while waiting outside the McDonald's for another 15 min. at least...on that slightly chilly day in NY. I asked my uncle, "What is his name?", he looked at me as if I were the dumbest person on earth and said, "That's Michael Irvin!". I said, "Michael who?". Needless to say, I was excited about the fact that the man I thought was the most beautiful black man on earth was somebody famous (figures). And it all started to make sense. The reason his oldest son wasn't that interested in speaking and the look of "awe" on his face was simply "shock" from me not knowing who he was. The reason he didn't come outside right away was probably because, actual football fans and others not oblivious tofamous athletes recognized him and started an autograph session. I left, once again disappointed because I didn't get to see him leave, but now I get to see him anytime I want?on t.v.!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawn Marie
Herndon, VA

From Joe: It's too bad you refer to him as a "Black man", and not just a man.   The world needs LESS people who see things with racial color, not more.

From: john Robertson <johnrobertson2006@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage
Date sent: Sun, 2 Oct 2005 17:22:12 -0700 (PDT)

you are a fucking loser, you have nothing better to do than hate the best team in the world.

by the way, you red skin lover you guys lost

From Joe: And you have nothing better to do than to write in - what's that say about you?   As for "Redskin lover" (It's one word, not two, look it up), why?  Where on this site have I given any indication that I'm a "Redskin lover"?  Speaking of the skins, wasn't that Monday night game a couple of weeks ago brilliant?   The sheer magnificence of the outcome just brought a tear to my eye.

From: "Stuart Nelson" <Stu99Nelson@msn.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cryboys always
Date sent: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:50:59 -0500

Joe, this site is perfect....please keep it going! The only people who write you are the real Cryboys. If you subtract out the Hershel Walker trade to Minnesota (considered one of the worst trades in sports history according to the 50th anniversary issue of Sports Illustrated) the cryboys would have barely anything to speak of. Previous to those so called "glory" years, a team photo was taken with guys wearing wigs, sunglasses, hats and anything to cover up the fact that they were Cowboys players. If it wasn't for the mis-managed Vikings who gave up 8 players and and 5 picks they would have been no where near the Superbowl in the 90's. The weak AFC in then was a joke.....didn't the NFC win like 12 years in a row? So winning the NFC championship was all it took. I also have always found it interesting how LAME-ASS Hershel Walker ended up back in Dallas returning punts years later. He will never make the HOF. Also if the refs knew how to call offensive pass interference in the 70's angainst Drew Pearson vs. the Vikings in the NFC championship, the cryboys would again have nothing to stand on. Seems to me that many people get suckered in to the "image" that Dallas has built, rather than being an overall hard-nose football team, with many great players. I can assure you Michael Irvin may be in the ring of honor, but is far from HOF material. For the arguement of "America's team"......well the cheeleaders back in the 80's made that happen with legs and cleavage...but that's how they sold the NFL back then to dumb fans who knew nothing about football. Either way Superbowl appearances mean nothing. The Packers and Steelers are considered the best teams of all time with the Patriot's and 49er's not far behind. They won't ever name a trophy after Landry, Johnson, or shoot me now Parcell's. So shut the F up cryboy fans......keep living in your delusional state of mind that tells you your great, cause the wins are over in Dallas as well as playoff appearances. Tell Jerry to scam another trade or just sell the whole worthless team and washed-up coach No one outside of Texas gives a rats ass about the no name cryboys, their old and slow and will be so for many years, maybe even decade. The Redskins game was an Instant ESPN classic. I love the footage of Jones walking down to the sidelines with a minute left, shitting his pants. Put the sunglasses and wigs back on "cowboy" fans, it may be awhile. My last request is to the NFL: please keep Dallas playing on Thanksgiving Day, it's like early Christmas seeing them lose like losers should.

From Joe: No further commentary needed.

From: lester cole <billylestercole@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: hi
Date sent: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:01:33 -0700 (PDT)

somebody has dallas cowboy envy--i'm not gonna name names  2-1

From Joe:  Envy? You've got to be joking.  I wouldn't envy this group of dirtbags even if you offered me all the illegal narcotics and hookers in the world.   As for the 2-1 remark, uh, who is in sole possession of last place in the division?  That's right, YOUR DALLAS CRYBOYS.  If anything, you are envious of the NFL.  If you're not, you're probably too stupid to notice it.

From: john lee <livinglargerthanyou@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: fuck you and the dame red i mean hoe skins
Date sent: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:33:06 -0700 (PDT)

you and the hoe skins can suck the cowboys dick you guys are sorry ass hell and you have no talent no fucking QB. your owner tried to buy a damn ring for petes sake all those vetrens and you stil cant make it to the playoffs let a lone beat the cowboys for the first time in god knows how long so before you go saying that dalls sucks and calling us the cryboys wait till Roy Willams put a hit on yall beloved i mean washed up QB you see how Jacksonville tossed his ass now wait till i do it. Fuck you and those dame Hoe Skins. sorry BITCHSSS.!!!

From Joe: "The dame red"..  Huh?  How is that supposed to be Redskins?  You sure you don't play for the Cryboys?  Seems like it with the grammar skills you have.   You might want to check out this book at Amazon, it could help.  But then again if you can't read, then maybe not.   I also doubt this one would be of much use, either.

From: <cgm387@verizon.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Dallas
Date sent: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:38:26 -0500 (CDT)

You are the biggest faggot in the fucking world. Jump on a dildo you cock sucking faggot.

From Joe: <Church Lady>Well, isn't that special?</Church Lady>

From: Steve Q. <americasteamsucks@dopefish.org>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cryboys
Date sent: Sun, 14 Aug 2005 11:03:53 -0700

Well, Cryboys season is coming, and I'm polishing the ol' Winchester Super Soaker, looking for "fans."  Hilarious to see a new crop of intelligent, eloquent, and highly literate fans stepping up to the microphone and donning the same old clown suit to entertain us all for another year.  Yeah, we saw you guys at the Mavs games last year, acting like you've been big fans all along, only to leave in the third quarter if the Mavs are behind by ten.
 
They're cute when they crow about their numbers.  Is this the only reason they root for their team?  I love meeting these people at Mavs or Stars or Rangers games and having that same conversation. The last time the Cryboys even MADE an appearance in the Super Bowl was 1996, and since then, how have they been doing in the postseason?  It was fun to go to work following that big game against the Cardinals a few years ago, watching all the stuffed shirt fans keeping to themselves all day after "America's Team" let them down AGAIN.
 
Best RB in the history of the game.  He sure was treated like a king over that, wasn't he?  Jerry had such loyalty to him that he let him go to Arizona for a few years.  If Barry Sanders hadn't had his head up his ass, we may not even be having this conversation, and frankly, neither of those two guys holds a candle to the guy whose record they surpassed.  THAT was one classy human being.  As for "one of the best qbs in the history of the game," if he's talking about Aikman, he, too, was treated like shit by Jones AND the "fans," who continued to whine that the Cryboys sucked and it was all Aikman's fault.  They've been through how many quarterbacks and how many teams since then?  I have a newspaper in back somewhere that just happens to have a blurb about a big contract's being given to Ryan "Who?" Leaf.  Gang, the problem with "America's Team" wasn't Aikman.  It's the head coach, who's name isn't "Parcells."  Oh, you can make all the noise you want about Jerry's having brought in Jimmy Johnson -- a very unpopular move for those of you whose memories only go back to the first JJ Super Bowl -- but if you're going to give the guy credit for all the past glories, you have to give him credit for turning "America's Team" into the shitbrick that it is in 2005. :-)  I haven't overlooked, either, that most of you "fans" have been ready to give Parcells the heave-ho since he lost his first of many games here.  When he wins, he's a genius.  When he loses, you're all calling into the talk radio shows, calling for his head, mumbling about how he's lost it  I'm curious to know whom you think Jerry's going to snatch off the street to be his replacement.  Some guy under the freeway overpass near Deep Ellum?  Vince Lombardi's corpse?  Dee Lincoln at Del Frisco's?
 
I'm surprised that none of the Eagles bashers who, using past fan-established logic, must secretly love the Eagles, have brought up the fact that the Eagles boast a player on their roster who is a bigger jackass than any Cryboy player in recent years.  Come on, you and I know that they'll whistle a different tune come the day that TO dons the blue and silver and brings his, uh, "game" here to Dallas.
 
Wait a second...correct that last bit.  The Cryboys don't play in Dallas, they play in Irving.  In a few years, they'll play in Arlington.  Hear about that one?  You know, every year, when some Cryboy doesn't make it to the HOF in Canton, we hear the conspiracy stories, about how X and Y have it in for the Cryboys, and therefore, their players don't make the HOF.  Well, that certainly bolsters your argument that "America's Team" is an illusion outside the Metroplex, but you and I know this one takes a fact -- that many past Cryboys are snubbed in the HOF balloting -- and adds a lot of bullshit -- that there's some kind of conspiracy going on.  Let me grab a handful of snow here and add some bullshit to it.  Let's take a look at what a wonderful guy that Jerry Jones is, with some facts:
 
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/cowboysstadium/vitindex.html
 
Plenty of tales here about how property owners are to be displaced for the new stadium, which is nowhere near "Dallas."  Oh, it's not Jerry Jones doing that [wink wink], it's the city of Arlington.  Jerry can't help it that the city of Arlington has to evict plenty of people -- the 7/27 article refers to at least 50 people who have agreed to buyouts, having faced the music that they'd probably get nothing if they continued to fight -- in order to build his new toy.  [Here's the conspiracy theory] Looks to me like Jerry bought himself some pals in Arlington and Washington who can flippantly hide behind the idea that eminent domain can be used for private businesses. [Back to the facts] Then, the likes of John Cornyn (R-Texas) spoke all kinds of brave words about how they were going to fight eminent domain, before wimping out with "except for the stadium in Arlington" and then forgetting about the whole issue altogether.  Another corporate fatcat burns the people of the Metroplex with a get richer quick scheme -- seen Ross Perot, Jr. doing anything with the Victory project lately? -- without ponying up a single dollar to those who are being displaced.  Since this is often touted as "for the public good," I expect that admission to Jerry Jones Field will be free?
 
What have the Houston Texans done?  Answer:  They get the ire of Cryboys fans everywhere.  I can wear a Houston Texans shirt to work and not even say a word, but I'll get an earful from some "fan" about the Cryboys.   But if you'd really like to know, check out that very first game of 2002, and the fans are STILL pissed about it. :-)  Note:  They also lost to the Lions that year.  THE LIONS.  They may as well have lost to the Lollipop Guild from "The Wizard of Oz."
 
Check out this screen capture that I got from www.dallasnews.com just short of noon today.  If they had won last night, half the screen would be occupied with "The Boys Are Back In Town" type of stuff.  Since they lost, well, they direct you to a Cryboys-specific site with one little line about how "inept" they were in their opener.  Oh, well, it's the preseason, right?  This doesn't count, unless they get a W, in which case it means "Super Bowl!"

From Joe: I got this before the season started, but this is the first day I've updated the fanmail page since then, and I wanted to make sure people saw this, so I put it on the top, instead of the order I actually received it.  Didn't want this brilliance lost and gone unseen.

From: Steve Q. <americasteamsucks@dopefish.org>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Idiot alert for your web site
Date sent: Thu, 15 Sep 2005 14:40:51 -0700

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169400,00.html

Deanna from Texas: I read your 'Grrr' about the New Orleans Saints with great interest. Being from Dallas, Texas, and being a Cowboys fan through and through, I generally take umbrage at any other team claiming the "Americas Team" recognition. However, Cowboy loyalty aside, I do confess that I have always loved the Saints and I was pleased as punch to see them win on Sunday. My love for the Saints is based on two things: 1) I am passionate about underdogs and the Saints have been underdogs for as long as I can remember, and 2) I LOVE New Orleans. I consider it my adopted second hometown, in fact. Having spent a lot of time in the Big Easy, I feel the losses there almost as if I were a native New Orleanian. After reading your take on the Saints win, I cant help but feel you are just a little bit jaded or maybe Im just a little too "Pollyanna-ish." Maybe people were just happy to find a silver lining in the dark cloud that Katrina has left hanging over the city of New Orleans. Maybe a bright sunny day and a winning football team was just enough to make the displaced and grieving citizens of New Orleans feel "normal" again. So what if its a little "hokey" to call them Americas Team? For once, the Saints came out on top, and as a Cowboys fan Im willing to concede the "Americas Team" title to them for a little while.

From Joe: Idiot, indeed.

From: "Demas, Susan - Salisbury, MD" <Susan.Demas@md.usda.gov>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Site
Date sent: Mon, 19 Sep 2005 15:09:44 -0500Hey Joe,

Are you still maintaining this site? I discovered it just in time to see
the Cowboys go down to the Redskins tonight on Monday Night Football.
There is an alleged Cowboy fan in my office who has to pay allegiance to
two teams, the Falcons and The Sowboys. Can you believe it? I would
love to send a "Kick me down Bouquet" . How about those Eagles yesterday.
42-3.

Susan

From Joe: What I like most about this email is that I received it about 6 hours before the Monday night brilliance.  Gotta love fortune tellers.  :)

From: "Gaudet, William J. (MBS)" <William.Gaudet@mortgagefamily.com>
To: "'americasteamsucks@gmail.com'" <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 15:42:10 -0400

I'm a Redskins fan and having lost 14 out of the last 15 games against the dirt bag Crygirls wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for there fans. Maybe it's just me but I don't think I've meet a Dallas fan taller than 5 foot and they're always going back to the EARLY 90's when the team was actually successful, AGAINST AN AFC THAT WAS A JOKE AT THE TIME. Napoleon complex comes to mind when I think of the Crygirls' fans.

They made the playoffs in weak conference, they're not going to be strong this year, give it up Dallas fans, run like roaches when the lights come on cause that's all you are, a bunch of filthy cockroaches that only come out when you're team has a glimmer of hope. They're going to stink for years, your savior Parcells tenor will be short lived and you'll be back hiding in the dark!!!!

Go Skins!!!!

From Joe: 'nuff said.

From: TexasOutlaw22@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 03:52:33 EDT

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA DON'T MESS WITH AMERICAN'S TEAM !!!!! DA BOYS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!!!! OOUCH!!!!!! DID THAT HURT? I BET FOR THE FANS IT DID. OH BY THE WAY NICE GAME AGAINTS THE FALCONS ON MONDAY NIGHT. GREAT TEAM YOU HAVE THIS YEAR! SIKE LOSER

From: TexasOutlaw22@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page EAGLES SUCK
Date sent: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 03:59:33 EDT

DON'T MESS WITH DA BOYS!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!

From Joe: I can't understand either of these.  Please come back when you learn how to communicate, and when your caps lock key is fixed.  

From: G H <gdh75@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage
Date sent: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 23:10:57 -0700 (PDT)

THE ONLY team to 7 Super Bowls and one of two teams with 5 wins. Nothing to cry about here.

From Joe: See Joe Duca's email below.  I don't feel like typing the same exact answer again.

From: "deeperworld@juno.com" <deeperworld@juno.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Dallas Cowboys
Date sent: Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:31:31 GMT

The epitome of what makes the cowboys great is that there is a anti-cowboys site. You see I don't give a crap about the texans...very few people do. Everybody cares about the cowboys. You do. Most love 'em, but some might hate them as well. Still, they are the number one franchise because everyone has an opinion. They are america's team because everybody loves or hates them. There are very few people who are truly neutral on the cowboys. What other team can say that? When the cowboys play at visiting stadiums, the attendance always goes up. And at texas stadium, they have sold out over a hundred consecutive times. Everybody knows who the cowboys owner is, everybody knows who the cowboys coach is. Can you name the owner and coach of St. louis? How 'bout new oleans? buffalo? Even New england? Probably not. Nobody cares. They know Jerry jones' name. They know Bill Parcells. People care about the cowboys. They are america's team.

From Joe: No one cares about the Texans?  Have you even investigated this issue outside of DFW?  No, of course you haven't or you'd see how ludicrous that statement is.  It's the same reason that Cryboy fans continue to believe that everyone thinks the Cryboys are "America's Team".   If you actually talked to people outside of DFW, you'd find out that not only aren't the Cryboys "America's Team", it's someone else entirely.  If there is an "America's Team" it's the Saints now.  Or, as much as I hate them too, the Yankees.

From: "Tim Neatrour" <neatrour@cox.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:30:38 -0400

Great site!!!!!

All I can say is that primitive people are attracted to shiny things..like STARS!

Now...if we could just get you to start rooting for the skins! =-)

Keep up the good work!
-tim

From Joe: You're right.  The Dallas Stars are a good team.  Speaking of the Redskins, Monday night's game WAS awesome, wasn't it?

From: "Marla Buck" <mbuck@gillmanauto.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Tue, 6 Sep 2005 18:20:42 -0500

you must have too much time on your hand to write this crap i jus think that you were once a cowboy fan and joined the bandwagon with the rest of the fake texan fans besides if you were a real houston fan your ass should be in indianapolis supporting them colts if you do get this email you probably will write back to the wrong person so dont think you will get back at me nor learn from me which you can but i charge $500 an hour to kick some knowledge into your brain

From Joe: I need to learn from you?  Learn what?  That if I was Houston fan I should be in Indianapolis?  Excuse me?  What the smeg does that mean?  Honestly - it makes no sense, but I don't know why I'm surprised by that.  I also was never a Cryboys fan in the past.  If I was, I'd still be a fan now, I'm not a fair-weather fan like Cryboys fans are.

From: "Tracy Walker" <twalker206@comcast.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Sun, 4 Sep 2005 07:54:18 -0400

YOUR SO FUNNY JEALOUSY IS A WEAKNESS, HEY MAYBE IF YOUR TEAM EVER WINS SOMETHING YOU WONT BE SO DAMN JEALOUS, YOU WERE THE BOSTON RED SOX OF THE NFL NOW YOU ARE EVEN WORSE, IF MY TEAM SUCKED FOR SO LONG AND GENERATIONS PAST WITHOUT A RING I WOULD HATE A WINNER TOO YOU LOSER!

From Joe: Jealously implies caring.  Can't be jealous because I don't care - really.   This site exists to generate responses such as this.  Thanks.  :)

From: Joe Duca <simpleguy0103@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:31:31 -0700 (PDT)

Cowboys have 8 super bowls appearance (most in the NFL) 5 superbowl wins (most in the NFL) ... enough said...!! you can't argue with success... give it up..

From Joe: Another typical Cryboy fan.  You totally miss the point of this site's existence.   Please re-read the main page - it doesn't matter if the Cryboys won every single Super Bowl.  That's not the point.

From: Chris Barber <cjb1992@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: U rock joe!
Date sent: Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:23:46 -0700 (PDT)

I am a redskins fan and i agree with you. Cowboys SUCK! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COWBOYS!!!

anyway, cya joe!

From Joe: Wasn't this past Monday night awesome?

From: DBeckham@mail.utexas.edu
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Eagles fans lick anus
Date sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 13:33:11 -0500

Sweet Jesus, your site is retarded. Typical Smellidelphia, east-coast, greasy trash. . . I can't fucking wait until we beat you. I'm not going to be arrogant and say we'll beat you twice, but with the best offseason in the NFL, we'll definitely smack you bitches up and win one this year. And you certainly ain't running away with the NFC East, either. Hell, every fucking team you face will triple-team T.O. (who the hell else can catch the ball on your team now?), and spy on Westbrook (Buckhalter ain't going to be doing much this year it looks like). And face it, Donovan ain't the "Spring Chicken" he once was. . . even you dumbfuck Eagles fans know that he can't run like he used to. And I fucking DARE him to run more than 5 yards upfield against the 'Boys this year, cuz he knows Roy Williams (aka, hardest-hitting man in football) will tear him a new fucking asshole. I hope he horse-collars him AND T.O. in the same fucking game. . . it would be worth the suspension. Although if that happened in Dallas, Cowboy fans would be decent enough to not clap and cheer until either of them gets up or gets carried OFF the field, not while they're lying on the ground wondering if they'll ever walk again. There's a special level in Dante's hell for Eagles fans (right above pedophiles, right below the Enron/WorldCom/Tyco types).

Granted, I'll be the first to admit that the Eagles have a DAMN good team. They're definitely the favorites in the NFC, but if your poster boy T.O. keeps whining and pissing in his diaper. . . I know you'll be shittin' that nasty Philly Cheesesteak sandwich into your fat-ass tighty-whities. It's funny when your best player is also your most hated player -- even by your own fans!!! Only Philly fans. . .

Sure, you guys have had our # lately, but here's just a few "refresher" stats:

All time head-2-head record: 51-40 (Dallas, DUH motherfucker!)

Super Bowl appearances: Philly - 1, Dallas - 8

Super Bowl victories: Philly - fat ol' goose egg, Dallas - 5 (only the 40Vaginers have the same -- and we know where that team is headed!)

Give respect where proper respect is due, you dumbshit motherfucker! All you Philly fans must be tired of living in such a shithole (SMELLY, btw -- I've been there, and you must be killing pigs under the streets, b/c it smells like animal defecation everywhere) city with such fucking losers as "teams" to root for. Christ, the Sixers are an eternal joke, even in the NBA's putrid East, the Phillies will NEVER fucking win anything, and the Flyers still suck ass, even if you have Ken Hitchcock. But if the NHL is what gets you guys going, then you have bigger problems at hand.

What else is there, Penn State? Temple? God, I'm surprised those teams haven't just packed up and quit their respective sports. . . Cheaney is delirious and needs to be put in a straight jacket, and JoPa. . . good God, where does one start? All I gotta say about Coke-bottle glasses is that he's DAMN LUCKY Dr. Kevorkian isn't around, 'cuz JoPa is numero uno on the short list of "fuckers who should be put down like a old fucking horse that can't walk". Talk about holding on for dear life. . . give it UP you old fucking geezer.

But of course, you back-asswards, moron, greaseball, east coast trash Eagles fans take the cake. You make Yankee fans look like perfect GENTLEMEN. Hell, you make FUCKING STEELER fans look decent! Being a devoted fan is one thing, cheering an opposing player when he could have been paralyzed and laying on the turf is another all together. You better thank God (he's on our side, btw -- why do you think you haven't seen the promise land yet?) Michael Irvin didn't break his neck, or Philly would go down in infamy as home to some of the world's biggest heathens and heartless bastards, right up there with the Nazis in Auschwitz in the 40s and the North Korean government in Pyongyang during today's time. I'm 100% serious, here. Philly (and especially the so-called "human beings" that are tortured enough to reside thereabouts) is THAT FUCKING WRETCHED. God, just looking at that hellhole on a map makes me want to vomit, eat my vomit, and then vomit again.

Best of luck, you fucking waste of sperm and egg (unless my theory stands correct, and you hatched out of your reptile mother's snatch), and be anticipating my follow-up email (as well as about 300 other Cowboy fans) after we beat your ass this year. Even if you think you're "almost there", you KNOW that your lame-ass Eagles are cursed, and will NEVER, EVER, EVER win a Super Bowl. NEVER! AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS DEEP-DOWN INSIDE YOUR SOULLESS BODY! EAGLES FUCKING SUCK. END OF STORY. PACK IT UP, THROW THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB AND DO THE WORLD A SERVICE BY ENDING YOUR WASTE OF A LIFE. FACE IT, YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE EAGLES WIN IT ALL. THINK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT. YOU'LL BE LIKE CUBS FANS, ONLY HATED ASSHOLES INSTEAD OF "LOVABLE". GO TO HELL WITH YOUR SORRY-ASS EAGLES, YOU DUMB, STUPID FUCKHOLE. FUCK OFF!

Go Cowboys,

Derek

From Joe: Thanks for the laughs.  You're not even worth insulting - it's so damn funny.

From: Tomas Moreno <TMoreno@ameritas.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: wassup!!
Date sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:22:50 -0500

whats up pal. just wanted to know how often u update your fanmail page? one one my co workers wrote in and i'm hoping to see it on your page. we think your page is awesome. you've gotten the exact response u were looking for when u started this huh? i'm a 'Boyz fan but i don't bleed that crap. when they lose, which has been alot lately, i take it like a fan should. when they win, i don't go out and by rounds for everyone, i just accept it and hope that it wasn't a fluke. some of the clowns that send u shit need to get slapped around but u do a pretty good job at that.

please keep this up brotha.

a 'Boyz fan...but not a practicing 'Boys fan.

From Joe: Not a practicing fan, eh?  Thanks for proving my original point that unless the Cryboys win, their fans aren't interested.

From: Mark Levenhagen <mlevenhagen@ameritas.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Dallas does suck!
Date sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:10:19 -0500

Joe - Absolute fantastic site. My sentiments exactly. Like yourself, I was once a Dallas fan (quite fanatic, I might add) until the end of the Landry era. Any of the 90's SB teams couldn't hold the jocks of Staubach, Dorsett, Pearson, etc. Unlike 99.9% of the people that wrote you, I get it. It is 100% pure entertainment. And it looks as though your getting  exactly what you want......people write you and condemn you, like hating the Crackwagon is similar to Adam and Eve eating from the forbidden tree. I absolutey loved

reading all the ignorant messages and your witty replies. I won't ramble, as it is probably more fun to read from the  Crackwagon myopians that think they have a good team. Keep up the great work! Late.

From Joe: Crackwagon myopians.  I love that.  :)

From: "Parlin Eric J A1C 28 OWS/WXA"
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:24:42 -0400

Here's your problem Joe. You base your rage alone on an opinionated thesis. "I hate the cowboys because they are whine babies that think they should be handed every game". When you do this it makes you look like all you are doing is trying to get a rise out of cowboy fans. I am by no means a cowboy fan, nor do I dislike them. In fact I was "googling" images of Chad Owens to show someone how small the guy is and that he still made the NFL and a picture of T.O in a 49er's uniform came up. Intrigued by it I stumbled across this site. If there is one thing that remains to be seen is that you have no factual evidence to back up any thing you have to say other then the fact that the cowboys are slumping as of lately. Here's a safe assessment as to why that is. Had you truly been as big of a sports fan as you say you are then you would understand that in professional sports there is a thing called a "draft" where based mostly on how your team did in the previous year (other then basketball because of the lottery) you get set in a picking order from collegiate and sometimes foreign players to choose from. The way this draft is set up is so that one team does not dominate the entire sport every single year. Every team fits into the "bell-curve" theory. Granted some teams flat out just don't scout well or draft well (i.e. Clippers, Bengals, Pirates, Coyotes) every sport has its black sheep so to say. But to say that the cowboys are garbage because all they have to fall back on is a legacy is a pretty ignorant thing to say. So to, as the bell curve theory moves full cycle (bad seasons = better draft picks) the cowboys eventually will once again rise back to the top. The St. Louis rams did not come from nowhere to win a super bowl. Anybody that follows the sport knows that they worked on drafting and acquiring the intangible things like an outstanding O-line to help protect a "system QB" like Kurt Warner. No body knows the future and when you draft you are gambling no matter if its "The Boz" or Tom Brady... sport is just that, sport. If everyone knew who was going to win or lose then why would we bet on the games? What would the point be of watching them? If you want to make an argument about how much you hate the cowboys at least be a fan that got screwed in the Hershel Walker deal.... I understand your dislike for Dallas fans. But you are more then proving that Dallas fans are just as loyal as the packed "dog pound" behind the end zone in Cleveland....

Eric Parlin

From Joe: If you lived here in Dallas, you'd understand the feeling.  You'd hear it in the press, you'd hear it on sports radio.  Fans and the team all believe that yes, it should be handed to them because they're the Cowboys.  Why do you think Jerry keeps trying to take the cheap bastard way of getting a QB?  He doesn't want to do the work to do it the right way.   As for the Cryboys eventually getting back to the top with draft picks..   Hell, even a blind man can hit the target once in awhile if he tries enough.  It's luck. 

P.S. - Because you're in the military and I respect that, I honored your request to withhold your email address.

From: paintballjunky5@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: DALLAS OWNS YOU
Date sent: Thu, 04 Aug 2005 21:06:50 -0400

Dallas> Philly in every respect. More superbowl rings, More NFC  championship games, more NFC east divison champ wins, best rb in the history of the game, best wr in the history of the game, one of the best qbs in the history of the game. You are just a nerdy jealous eagles fan with no life, Dallas beats you in every aspect, don't even respond back, Dallas shuts you down.

From Joe: Nope.  Nuff said.

From: "B. Davis" <Silverado3@charter.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 19:35:54 -0500

NFC East Teams with Rings.

Dallas - 5
Washington - 3
NY Giants - 2
Philadelphia........................................................... oh yeah still waiting. NEXT! (Among the further reasons not to get on the Eagles bandwagon, like so many other posers have as of late). Philly is a choke town, and before T.O. (for those who were actually alive), Michael Irvin was catching TD after TD against the Eagles.

Joe, I can totally appreciate your aspect of Jones, any true Cowboy fan would dispise the man, just as I do (Hes from Arkansas). He passed on Randy Moss, and numerous other good players after he fired Jimmy, and hired that dipshit cocaine sniffin OKie, Switzer to take over Jimmys team. Switzer could never top Jimmy, OU lost to the Hurricanes twice under Jimmys reign in Miami. Anyhoo, Thus the reason we let the Gay Bay squeeze in another Super Bowl which they didnt need, and Dallas would have without a DOUBT, 4- peated, and reign at 6 Super Bowl Victories. Everyone in America hates 3 teams, The Lakers, The Yankees, and the Cowboys, simply out of jealousy, no more. I am a diehard Cowboy fan, and respect the people who began this franchise, like Tom Landry, Tex Schramm, and the players who put this team on the map. I could go on and on, but im sure I have taken up your 30 seconds of updates. I will say if your loyalty is to the Texans, you have a long road to travel. Houston didnt support the team they had, and in my opinion dont deserve another one. There has already been a Texans team in Texas, and the Cowboys were too big for them as well, so they went packing to Kansas City!

From Joe: Uh, OK.  I have nothing to add to this, because I can't figure out if you secretly hate the Cowboys too, as that's the msg I take from this.

From: Mark Evans <markmetsrule@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Pathetic !!
Date sent: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:02:14 -0700 (PDT)

Joe, First of All, I GUARANTEE YOU WON'T POST THIS ONE, Do you know why? Because YOU are a non-committal "weasel"...you waste your time with an "insignificant-CryBoys" site, but yet YOU can't commit to a team...you say your a "fan of the sport"--Last I checked--Football is about passion, and YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TEAM TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT...just an insignificant web-site that bashes the Cowboys--Who Cares Joe!!!...I've been a 'Boys fan through thick and thin ('89 1-15, superbowls, lame seasons, etc- etc-) and through it all...sticking w/one team is what it's all about...but YOU won't ever know that because you are a "weasel" AND CAN'T EVEN COMMIT TO A TEAM...PATHETIC JOE...You can post this but I doubt I'll even follow up to find out since your site BITES...Later Loser...

From Joe: Well, you guarantee it?  What would I have gotten from your guarantee if I didn't post it?  I wouldn't mind an iPod, so if you'll send me that, I'll take it down and pretend I never posted it in the first place.  The first email I posted was dated Jul 15, 2002.  What makes you think I won't post your email?   

I'm a weasel because I prefer being a fan of the sport instead of a specific team?  I fail to see the logic there, but then I also fail to see the logic as to why someone would follow the Cryboys in the first place.  

Who cares?  Obviously you care, as you took the time to read my site, and then send in an email.   I think that makes you the loser, not I.

Also, you seem to have a problem with your caps lock key, and your period key.  Check into it.

From: "Mike Browning" <mmbrowning@sbcglobal.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Sat, 25 Jun 2005 08:14:00 -0500

Hey Joe,

Hey man great site. The Dallas Cowboys are the gayest most sissy team i have ever seen. I was born in Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania and I have been a Steeler fan ever since. Man the philly and dallas game was just embarrasing!! Boy got there Ass Kicked!! Also in my opinion i think maybe the Chicago Bulls should be the "Americas Team cause Dallas sure did not earn that and that is Jack Shit.

Sincerely,
DALLAS SUCKS

From Joe: Hey, did you know I was on the TV coverage of the Steeler game in Dallas last year?  Me and my wife were on screen waving our terrible towels towards the latter part of the fourth quarter.  It was awesome!

From: Glen Summers <gsredskin@verizon.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Not hate mail
Date sent: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 12:44:09 -0500 (CDT)

Joe, keep up the good work! I read a lot of your hate mail responses and nothing changes with these delusional idiots. The same ol' worn out lines of past envy and dead glory. Funny actually...

GS

From Joe: It is funny, isn't it?

From: "Jordan Weiss" <Jordan4u29@msn.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: LOVE the cowboy hate site
Date sent: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 10:42:29 -0400

I find it rather hilarious that cowgirl fans ALWAYS bring up the past when they argue about their team. It's a shame they don't realize how much it embarrasses them. The past is past, the future is now. And with Jerry Jones as the owner, don't expect to be anywhere close to "America's Team" for a long, long time. What else I find very amusing, is the amount of Julius Jones fanboys I find on football discussions across the internet. I'll be honest. I watched Jones in college and one day he could be one the best backs in the NFL. (they need an O-line first) But right now, he just had a few lucky days in his rookie year. Look who he played in his breakout games that led to cowgirl fans swooning over him like Emmitt Smith from 13 years ago took a time machine to 2005. Jones went up against defenses like Seattle, Chicago (Urlacher-less Chicago, might I add.), And the incredible defensive skill of the New York Giants. Come on, William "The Fridge" Perry could run for 100 yards on those teams. (no disrespect to Fridge). But I guess I can't blame them. He's their only real sign of hope since Roy Williams, who's still the most overrated safety in the NFL.

Word of advice for you cowgirl fans: Once you become even CLOSE to being "America's Team" again, that's when you can talk. But I don't think I'll have to worry if you've got your hopes set on Drew Deadslow at QB, an offensive line that can't hold back a junior high JV girls soccer team, A failed investment at the CB position in an incredible Terrence Newman!, The amazing skills of STARTING receivers like the flawless Keyshawn Johnson and Antonio Bryant, and finally....The ownership skills of the great Jerry Jones. Hmmm, looks to me as if you'll be in the dark for quite some time. Good luck.

From Joe: AMEN!  Preach it, brother!

From: Trey Duke <treyduke22@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:02:35 -0700 (PDT)

HI.....To start, Im a huge Dallas Cowboys fan and have been that way since I was 5 years old. Only little kids that saw a few bad incidents in the early 90's think that the entire cowboys team is stupid and selfish, etc, etc, etc. A REAL football fan would have to agree that NO NFL team has 100% honest, reliable, and talented players. Every single group of people on earth has corrupt members somewhere.....whether it be police, church, your neighborhood, schools, government, EVERYWHERE. So, your point about how the Dallas Cowboys think they should win just because they are Dallas Cowboys makes about as much sense as this: All police officers are racist fat white pigs......or.......all basketball players are cheating on their wives and are raping women. And who is this guy named Dallas Cowboys that you hate so much? The team changes every year, so you should be more specific on who you hate....you cant actually hate a logo, unless you are really bored with life. Get my point?

Here is a list of the 10 reasons why I think people actually hate this organization.

10. Silver and Blue look so good together, people wish they had these colors.

9. The cowboys are tainted by a few early 90's players who had no off the field brains....yet most players now adays are the same way (owens, moss) so why dont we hate on them too?

8. Jerry Jones used his love for the Dallas Cowboys and spent his own money to bring us 3 super bowls. (If you THINK that was all Jimmy Johnson's doing...then who gets the credit for bringing Jimmy Johnson to Dallas?....thats right, Jerry Jones...but what did Jimmy do in Miami?).

7. Emmitt Smith played through every bit of drama in the 90's....never broke the law.....rarely was hurt with no major injuries.....broke almost every record you can as a RB.....did it when dallas was a horrible team in the late and real early 90's......never quit no matter what......and got payed millions of dollars.......Basically, Jealous Jerry Jones got him and not someone else.

6. Every is mad that Jerry Jones made the greatest trade of all-time when he got Emmitt Smith for Hershel Walker + a draft pick to go along with Emmitt.

5. People didnt get to watch their team during a lot of NFL season after december came around.

4. We are STILL the last team to win a super bowl out of the NFC east.

3. The recent rise in bandwagon Eagles fans.

2. We always come back and win again.

1. 5 Lombardi trophies in our history and three rings on Jerry Jones' finger.

There you have it...those are all legit reason why someone would dislike the Dallas Cowboys franchise. I didnt need fowl language or smart remarks, the proof is in the pudding my friend. Your life revolves around hating a sports franchise....mine revolves around loving them....and since the Cowboys have a winning record (by far) all-time it looks like I am happier more often than you. Have a nice day, and sorry for you next season my man, cause with the highest rated offseason in the NFL, dont bet your money on us losing too much....especially with a pretty easy schedule.

Trey Duke

From Joe: All legit? Don't think so, plus a couple of them are repeats, so it's not 10. As for the "racist pigs" remark, I didn't say that, you did. I don't know if you feel that way or not, but the "must win because they are the Cowboys and no other reason" is dead on accurate, if you didn't have your head up Jones' ass so much, you could see it.   Also, this is a typical Cowboys fan, hanging on to the past, because there's nothing in the present worth talking about.  Thank you, drive through.

From: "Adrian Scott" <dranthar@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Dallas Cowboys = Suckiness
Date sent: Wed, 25 May 2005 18:36:58 +0800

Hi Joe, how it going?

Being from Australia, I'm not at all a fan of NFL. I've never seen a game, and probably never will. My understanding of the rules comes entirely from random movies I've seen, and in all honesty, it doesn't look all that great compared to our own versions of football (AFL) and rugby (damned if I know what that's called). When I stumbled on your page however, I suddenly had an epiphany. I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I hate them with evey bone in my body. They are the suckiest team in the history of NFL and I hope they all choke on their suckiness.

Thank you for showing me the light,
Adrian
(Perth, Western Australia)

From Joe:  AMEN!  Preach it, brother! 

From: "Mike Browning" <mmbrowning@sbcglobal.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: The Cowboys
Date sent: Mon, 23 May 2005 22:09:35 -0500

Hey Joe I am a cowboys fan but i have a question why do you hate the cowboys so much? NFL is a sport where players have fun and are nice to each other. Even cowboy and eagle players shake hands and are friends in real life i probably know the most about football than anybody and all I have to say is i have watched the cowboy V.S eagle game in 04 where the eagles beat the cowboys 49 to 21 and after that game Donovan Mcnabb shook hands with Vinny Testaverde. And after that game i saw a rock thrown through the sky and it hit a cowboy fan and they got hurt very bad maybe thats why The eagles are the only team to have a courtroom in there stadium is because they just wish the eagles were as sucssesful as the cowboys are. P.S Joe you can suck MY Big HAIRY DONKEYBALLS!!!!! :(

From Joe: Again, another Cowboys fan who doesn't read the front page.  I explain why I hate them so much there.  It's quite clear.  I'm not explaining it anymore.   As for the Donkeyballs remark..   If I was so inclined to want to suck another man's balls, it certainly wouldn't be a Cowboys fan, I'd want something that was worthwhile.    Also, pay attention, the Eagles haven't had the courtroom in the stadium for several years now.  Thank you, drive through.

From: flora davila <flrdavila@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Hey HATER
Date sent: Tue, 17 May 2005 14:44:09 -0700 (PDT)

Hey buddy on your description page I see some errors.Ima is not a word$$anders theres no money sign in the alphabet.Oh UT-A Alumni Class95!!

From Joe: You're a college graduate?  Holy shit - I didn't think it was possible for someone with such poor communication skills to actually be a college alumni.  Boy, that $ you spent there was a waste of time, wasn't it?  I'll make sure and NOT have my kid go to UT Arlington, as they obviously don't teach you anything to do with communications, typing, or English.

From: CowboyTunas@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: dear fuc*head
Date sent: Fri, 6 May 2005 13:33:39 EDT

of course i am going to e-mail you grief. your a complete fuckhead and u talk about football like it relates to life or peoples personalities.

congratulations u win the ultimate jackass award and when time permits your web page will just be an afterthought of another jealous over opinioned prick. we all got assholes, u choose to be one.

enjoy your life sounds like a nightmare

From Joe: Nightmare?  Hardly - I have a lot of fun doing this, and you continue to prove my point about Cowboys fans.  Thank you, drive through.  BTW, what's with the asterisk in your subject?  If you're gonna insult someone then do it right.  Ass.

Date sent: Wed, 27 Apr 2005 01:01:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Nick Ressel <nressel86@yahoo.com>
Subject: nice site
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Hows it going Joe? I just wanted to thank you for the beautiful website you have created. As a cowboy fan it is obvious to me that your envy runs deep. You also fail to tell of your favorite team, as they are most likely inferior to the 5 time super bowl champions. Thanks again.

Nick Ressel

From Joe: I'm glad you enjoyed it.  I aim to please.  As for the favorite team bit, please re-read the front page.  It appears that the language used there is beyond the average Cowboy fan's reading comprehension, as it's quite clearly said who my favorite team is since I started this site.

From: LegendaryCowboys@aol.com
Date sent: Thu, 7 Apr 2005 23:29:40 EDT
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Let me start off by saying lots of Cowboys fans love to be hated, because the hate comes from envy. The Dallas Cowboys are the most successful NFL football team, not to mention they have the widest fan base. Despite what you may think regardless of sales they are still Americas Team. 5 Super bowl wins, the greatest RB in NFL history, their own 24/7 channel, their building a new 650 million dollar stadium. I bet you can't say that for your team. You may be an Eagles fan who have been to the Super Bowl twice in their history and don't even have one Super Bowl win or you may be a Redskins fan who have been beaten 14 times straight by the Cowboys. Whatever the case may be I like to see "hate" AKA envy pages such as yours. Watch out for the 2005 Dallas Cowboys with one of the best RB's in the NFL. (Julius Jones) and two-first rounders on the way.

From Joe: They've had plenty of first rounders the last 7 or 8 years or so.  How many have worked out?  Thank you, drive through.   Also, the only reason Jerry Jones drafted Julius is so he could see his own name on the back of a uniform.   Again with someone claiming to be America's Team.  How many times do I have to say it?   That line means JACK SHIT outside of the Metroplex.  All people do from other parts of the country is LAUGH at that.  It's such a joke, it's beyond funny.

From: <michaelacorcoran@cox.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Responce To Kens E-Mail
Date sent: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:13:56 -0500

Now while I agree with Ken on his points that these Dallas fans who write replies show nothing but ignorance with their use of vulgar language, I don't share his views on what Dallas fans have to look forward to in the present day and age

sure we can talk about how we are gonna draft this player or we are lookin at this player (Darren Howard) in free agency. but talking about it isn't gonna change the fact that in the present day. nothing they do compares or comes close to what the Cowboys did in the 90's or 70's

Now you may think that's all we should look at which narrows ones view of how limited a thinker you are, but we are not limited to what we can talk about and we have a history, one that serves us very well until that next ring comes around

because nothing they are doing now is doing them any good at changing a history that is rich beyond the wealth of money, sure we had to take some lumps on our way to the top and being bad is a harsh and nasty pill to swallow

But what saves us from all of this is that we have 5 titles to look upon until number 6, so our present isn't the only thing we have to look at

Now maybe to you it is because you want to dismiss the true history of our great franchise, but no true Dallas fan would ever narrow his view to just be the present and forget the rest

History tends to repeat it's self and some where in the near future our history will play a roll in winning the 6th title for us but until that time

don't pass over the history and sell it short because of the fault of the current situation, we're not like Eagles fans who have no history and can only look at the future

We are not impatient to win that 6th title because nobody around us comes close to winning a 6th title next season or the season after that.

So what worries do we have as Dallas fans? true Dallas fans don't die they just wait for the next ring

So intead of bashing them and being critical of what they are saying. see it from their point of view and understand all we as Dallas fans have ever known is 1 thing

Being multiple winners of the Vince Lombardi trophy several times, that's what we crave as Dallas fans today. we don't want to get into arguements with fans in mindless debates over what our team did and claim we are better if it didn't result in us winning an actual super bowl

That's what fans of loser teams do they engage in those kinds of arguements, we are not losers we are not obligated to engage in discussions that fail to win us the Lombardi Trophy at the end of the year

we leave that kind of debate for those who can't win it and need to reconsile their miserable exsistance around what has never counted

Fans like the Eagles who just want to hear them selves talk but have nothing intelligent coming out, use their so called present to stick their nose in because they can't get it straight 1 team wins it all 31 other teams say nothing

We as Dallas fans are all to familiar with 2nd place and we have experienced it many times, regardless of their record or what they did once the season was over

If it didn't say Dallas Cowboys world champs then we did nothing and even Tom Landry knew this, that's why after the lose to Pittsbrugh in the super bowl even though they lost by 4 and made several last ditch efforts to win it with time running out

Landry in the locker room talking with reporters who were all over the Cowboys praising their name high like they did something so great durin the season. know what Landry told those reporters? their is no such thing as second place

Landry knew it was win the super bowl or bust Parcells and all the players who walk into Valley Ranch every morning and Texas stadium for every home game on sunday, or even when they are out on the road playing a game

They know what is expected of them with no excuses win the super bowl, if you are gonna do one thing while wearing that star on your helmet, then you had better make that one thing being the difference maker in winning a super bowl

does that mean we are only fans when they win the super bowl? of course not we are there through thick and thin good or bad, but true fans never lower their standards regardless of the situation and that my friend is what being a true Cowboys fan is all about

From Joe: I fell asleep after the second paragraph.

From: Dennis Nelson <dennis_149_2000@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:42:40 -0800 (PST)

its nice u have a whole website devoted to my boys. You and other ppl with similar sites just prove dallas is the best football franchise. Gosh I dont see arizona cardinal hate sites. I wounder why. Its ppl like you that cant stand loosing not us cowboy fans. Hey Im not crying about the last 10 years. Shit Dallas has still been to more super bowls than anyone and has the most wins. And thats after taking 9 years off. I wish your texans good luck because they need it. cya

From Joe: u, ppl, cya?  English, m'boy - English.  Learn it.  It's a good language.   "My Texans"?  That's two in a row.  I'm not a Texan fan - I just enjoy the fact that they kicked the crap out of the Cowboys both on the field, and in the front office.

From: Raj Rumalla <tman0775@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Your Anti-Cowboy Website..
Date sent: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:08:32 -0800 (PST)

Joe,

I visited your website recently & found it quite amusing. First, you compare the fledgling Houston Texans to the Dallas Cowboys. Let's see, what have the Houston Texans accomplished since their formation a few years ago? That's right, absolutely nothing !! As you know the Cowboys (or the "Cryboys" as you so aptly call them) have accomplished more milestones than any other team in NFL history. 8 Superbowl appearances & 5 Superbowl wins. Not bad for a team that was formed back in 1960. If you're a Texan fan, then you must have been a Houston Oiler fan back in the day. Now we really began to appreciate where your anger comes from. Ah, how can we forget the Houston Oilers, the biggest "choke" team in NFL history. Must I remind you of the greatest comeback in the history of the NFL? Lets see, the Buffalo Bills came back to the beat the Houston Oilers down 28-3 during halftime in the 1992 AFC playoffs. The worse part about it is, the Bills did not even have Jim Kelly or Thurman Thomas in the game. Must have been really hard growing up being an Oiler Fan.

Say what you will about Jerry Jones, but at least he loves his team. He is dedicated to making his team better, even if they have not accomplished much in the past few years. Houston is such a worthless town, Bud Adams had to move the Oilers to Nashville where ironically the Titans as they were now called went to a Superbowl and LOST. When you think about it, there really is nothing redeeming about the town of Houston as well. I guess it a great place to live once you get past the intense heat, humidity & wonderful scenic view of every petrochemical plant in North America. By the way, we all know Michael Irvin is no Rhode Scholar, but then again the Cowboys paid him to win superbowls and not preside over the United Nations. Yeah, Warren Moon is pretty articulate guy but the only thing he'll be remembered for is the amount of interceptions he threw in his entire NFL career. As a Cowboy fan, I'm proud of the way the Dallas Cowboys represent the State of Texas. More then I can say for Enron & the Houston Oilers. In time we'll see how good your Houston Texans truly are, but judging from history they probably suck just as much as your town of Houston does...

Yours Truly,

A Loyal Cowboy Fan

P.S. - Get a job. If you have this much dedication to a website you must be good at something..

From Joe: Again, I have a job.  I do websites for a living.  Which is exactly why doing this site is no sweat off my back.  It takes a grand total of about 30 seconds to do an update.  It really is no trouble at all.   And for all the entertainment value it brings - it's more than worth it.   As for Jerry Jones, if he truly loved his team, he'd fire himself as GM, as it's obvious he can't pick a piece of hay out of a haystack and make it work.  The man simply cannot draft.   What on earth makes you think I'm an Oilers fan?   I'm not from Houston, either - I live right here in the Metroplex, thank you very much.  It seems YOU might have Houston envy, as you seem to go on about them a lot.

From: cj ennis <transamsd316@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject:
Date sent: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:09:39 -0800 (PST)

your just upset the Dallas Cowboys are the best team the NFL has ever seen. they have the most superbowl rings than any other team, had the best rusher in the NFL ever, had the best WR ever, and had one of the best QB's of all time. so if u dont like the good ol' boys its cuz your jelous that ur team sucks dick.

From Joe: Oh look, another grammatically challenged Cowboys fan.

From: Alex Nunn <hogman86@sbcglobal.net>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Dallas Cowboys
Date sent: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 06:51:37 -0800 (PST)

Dude you really need to get a life. If all you have to do every day is make fun of the Cowboys, the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports, you really need to get a job and help fuel the economy like the rest of us. Your stuff just makes me chuckle dude. I know, I guess I could understand why you hate the Cowboys. I mean, they've only won 5 Super Bowls and have always been America's Team. They revolutionized professional sports and made pro football what it is today. Sorry man. Haha, not really.

I'd sure like to know who your team is. The Cryants? The Deadskins? The Dirty Birds? You must like one of them or Pittsburgh or San Francisco (liking the team from the gayest city in the world sure would explain a lot about you). Maybe I should quit my job and sit around all day in my underwear eating food other people paid for while I make fun of your team. If you choose to rank on my team, be a man, and find something real (oh wait, they've won 5 Super Bowls and had some of the best players to ever play at their position in the league) to make fun of them for. As Dave Chapelle would say, How 'bout them Cowboys, bitch?

--Alex

From Joe: Oh look, someone else who thinks I need to get a life.  Why does everyone think I don't just because I'm not the brain dead football fan they are by claiming to like the Cowboys?  If anything, I have MORE of a life, since I watch more than a team that has a doofus mascot like Rowdy.    Anyway, your claim about the Cowboys being the greatest franchise of professional sports is totally laughable.  You really need to look outside yourself - and that's not even an Anti-Cowboys remark.  Look at the New York Yankees.  Now that's a team that can kick the ever loving shit out of the Cowboys in the "best franchise" department.  Cowboys aren't even in the same universe as them.   As for getting a job, I have a very nice job, thank you very much.  America's Team is such a joke remark, it's not worth commenting on.  All that remark does outside of Dallas is make people laugh.   Bitch?  I'm not a dog.

From: "francis wivell" <extremescorpion@adelphia.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:34:21 -0500

HEY JOE,IGUESS THIS IS THE ONLY TEAM YOU HATE.I CAN'T BELIEVE IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET A WEBSITE.I'M A DIEHARD COWBOYS FAN AND I DON'T GO AROUND HATING OTHER TEAMS.HELL I HATE MY TEAM WHEN THEY LOSE.YOU NEED TO GET YOU STUFF STRAIGHT FIRST AND FOREMOST.IT'S NOT THE PEOPLE THAT ROOT FOR THE TEAM,IT IS IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT WE IGNORE THAT GET US P.O..YOU CAN EMAIL ME AND TELL ME WHO YOUR TEAM IS.THEN MAYBE (WE AMERICA'S PEOPLE-IE AMERICA'S TEAM)WILL PUT A WEBSITE ABOUT YOUR TEAM.IT IS A SHAME THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO TO THIS WEBSITE AND READ YOUR STUPID ASS COMMENTS.NOW I SEE THTA YOU DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE TEAM.WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL. MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 COWBOYS FAN,
FRANK

From Joe: I have a life.  I also have a working caps lock key, too.   As for "idiots like me that you ignore" - apparently not.  You didn't ignore me.   In fact, you want to be worse than me.  You want to know who my favorite team is so you can make a website for them?   Oh yeah, that's really ignoring me.  If anything, it's making me more popular, because you felt the need to copy my idea!   And yeah, it's a shame you went to my website and read my stupid ass comments.  Also, multiple exclamation points in a row don't make your point any better, unless your point is to prove you like acting 12 years old in emails.

From: "George Hobbs" <gpaulhobbs@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: HI
Date sent: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 21:59:25

Hello Joe. Being a Cowboys fan is damn fun...I've been doing it for 20  years, and win or lose, I love it.

Peace,
PH

From Joe: I'm sorry.  That really must be bad for your brain all those years.  I feel bad for you.

From: gina vargas <bentleysmommy@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: GET REAL
Date sent: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 06:07:41 -0800 (PST)

You should find "JESUS" and allow him to live in your heart before you find yourself in "HELL" with THE DALLAS COWBOYS being the last thing on your mind...You know deep in your heart you don't hate the cowboys , sure you don't, NAH you don't.

From Joe:  Hmm.  So are you Gina Vargas or Ricky Tenorio?  Make up your mind, please.

From: "RICKY TENORIO" <RICKSHANA@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 07:57:35 -0600

You should find "JESUS" and allow him to live in your heart before you find yourself in "HELL" with DALLAS COWBOYS being the last thing on your mind. Deep down you really don't hate the COWBOYS...Of course you don't...NAH...you don't.....

From Joe: What makes you think I don't have Jesus in my life?  Isn't at bit presumptuous of you to tell me how I should lead my life?  It's not like you know anything about me anyway.  To assume you know about my religious leanings, and my relationship with Christ is so much not what being a Christian is about, you should be ashamed of yourself.   And yes, deep down, I really don't like the Cowboys.  I really don't.

From: Bigrdking@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 17:50:40 EST

Listen here pussyboy you need to get a life sounds like loosing is all you do.only a loser would take the time to set up a web site like this. get a life

From Joe: Pussyboy?  Oh, that's original.  And I'm a loser for making this site, what's it make you for sending me email?   I guess I had better shut down the site now, I got called pussyboy.

From: Jennifer Killingsworth <ladybug8507@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 15:48:22 -0800 (PST)

hi!! i ran across your site and found it rather amusing. I am from Dallas and have been a Cowboys fan my whole life. I really don't understand why people have to hate.... It always seems like everyone's saying "I HATE Texas or I HATE the Cowboys" Ok, sure i'm a fan of my home, but I'm not gonna sit here and hate on other's. Talk about immature. You should be embarassed that you have spent so much of your life sitting here bashing some football team. Is that really what's important in life? I just wanted to say hi I hope really hope you find some kind of passion or something in life that will keep you occupied so you can stop spending your life making fun of other's for no reason.

From Joe: No, of course it's not what's important in life, but if you think it's important to me, you've totally missed the point, and proven my point that Cowboy fans have no sense of humour, and overreact to everything.   And I feel sorry for you being a Cowboys fan your whole life.

Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 12:01:24 -0600
From: Jesus Rodrigo Fenton <jfenton@gsb.uchicago.edu>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

I remember I first saw your site a while a couple of years ago, and at the time, I though it was awesome. Kudos, it was great discovering you keep it updated!!! I also hate the Cryboys and their attitude about winning; even with the great Parcells they still look light-years away of looking as a decent team. Maybe the Tuna has finally met the match he can't light.

I assume you are an Eagles follower, and would like to point that only a Cowboys fan would find solace that they hurt a player who hates their guts when his team is SB-bound anyway. Since Dallas fans are so used to watch the playoffs without their team by now, I hope they saw Philly roll anyway without TO. I myself am a Steelers fan, and loved the way we crushed Dallas sorry-a$$ this season. Hopefully, we'll defeat the Patriots this Sunday and see you guys in the Penn-SB.... oh yeah, and Dallas fans, don't hate if the present doesn't belong to you.

From Joe: What makes you assume I'm an Eagles follower?

From: "Kelley" <KHalderm@columbus.rr.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 07:33:26 -0500

Dallas has had to just destroy your teams hopes year after year after year for you to dedicate a web page of hate of the Cowboys. You didn't vote for Howard Dean did you? LOL:) 8 superbowl appearances with 5 wins ain't too bad:) Kelley a long time fan of those Cowboys!! in Ohio (America's team)

From Joe: Huh?

Date sent: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 15:48:22 -0800 (PST)
From: Jennifer Killingsworth <ladybug8507@yahoo.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

hi!! i ran across your site and found it rather amusing. I am from Dallas and have been a Cowboys fan my whole life. I really don't understand why people have to hate.... It always seems like everyone's saying "I HATE Texas or I HATE the Cowboys" Ok, sure i'm a fan of my home, but I'm not gonna sit here and hate on other's. Talk about immature. You should be embarassed that you have spent so much of your life sitting here bashing some football team. Is that really what's important in life? I just wanted to say hi I hope really hope you find some kind of passion or something in life that will keep you occupied so you can stop spending your life making fun of other's for no reason.

From Joe: No, it's not important at all.  And if you were paying attention, you'd see why I do it.  :)

From: "Ken Smith" <kesmith22@msn.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Those are not true fans
Date sent: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 18:46:00 -0600

Hello Joe.
I am writing this e-mail as a die-hard cowboy fan attempting to make up for my fellow "fans" who have commented on your site. In what way does littering an e-mail with vulgarity and racial slurs defend the cowboys? what purpose does it serve at all? These people have walked straight into your trap, Joe, and portray exactly what you described a horrible cowboy fan to be...could they not see that? But what bothered me beyond the senseless badmouthing was the arrogance and cockiness of the fans. Guys, the only thing we can look forward to right now is the draft! The legacy of the cowboys is over. I feel sick reading some of these e-mails because my fellow cowboy fans need to know their place...there place, for the time being, is towards the bottom of the heap.

Keep in mind Joe, that I am a cowboy fan. I feel that you do have a true hatred for the cowboys, which I would respect of you backed it up. The only concrete reason you have for hating the cowboys is that they think they should win merely because they are the cowboys....and that is false. Every cowboy fan that has been a cowboy fan for any amount of time knows that the franchise isn't what it used to be. And because a dynasty once existed, there are bound to be a few people who have lived through those years and resort back to them to shield of cowboy critics. The vast majority of cowboy fans, however, realize that there is much work to be done, and the good ones will support them until the very end. Once again, I am sorry for my fellow fans who have no idea what they're talking about and feel the need to express their beliefs with a cuss word as opposed to a train of thought. And, if you could elaborate on why you feel the way you do about the boys, please do.

Thanks Joe...and I hope this e-mail shows you that there are still some  cowboy fans with decency and common sense As for the rest of you vulgar wanna-be cowboy fans: Shut Up.

You are a disgrace to the team and fail miserably at speaking for it.
(especially Mr. racial slur)

From Joe: Since this was mostly NOT directed at me, I have little to say.  But I will say this.  The "because they are cowboys" line I use is what I feel is right.  YOU are the abberation - the vast majority of Cowboy fans I've ever met (and since I live here, I meet a lot), either are the way I describe above, or are worse - they only pay any attention when they're winning, which is what I call the "Cowboy Fan Mentality".  I stand by my statements.

From: Blake0241@aol.com
Date sent: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 03:43:01 EST
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

You people who hate the Cowboys are just jealous. Unless you are a SF or PIT fan, you team is no where near as good as the Cowboys. We have been to 8 Super Bowls (More than anyone) and been to and won more playoff games than any other team in NFL history. That article about the Texans owner being better than Jerry Jones is a bunch of shit. If he wins 3 Super Bowls in 4 years then he can say something. The Texans are a joke and will NEVER be any good, just like that shit hole of a city (Houston) they play in. EVERY team goes through a few years when they slump, and that is where the Cowboys are this year. They WILL once again be champs because we have the best owner in the league who is committed to winning. You Cowboy hating cocksuckers can just fuck off. You can take pictures like of any team when they lose. Get a life dick head.

From Joe: Thank you for your support of the website.  I appreciate your enthusiasm.

From: "Lou Vega" <mrlrv1033@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date sent: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:35:33 -0500
Subject:

Joe,
You have the best webpage on the net. Here in Philly we call Cowboy fans cockroaches! Keep up the good work. The only thing the cockroaches here can  say is that they took out T.O. and we don't have a chance at getting to the  Superbowl. Well, those cryboy fans haven't had anything to get excited about in years. So they can shut up and keep crying. Philly will kick their sorry  asses again next year. hahahahahaha!

From Joe: Sounds good to me!

From: "Kevin Haan" <circle_of_fear_87@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: HAHAHA WTF BITCH
Date sent: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:02:06 -0800

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WELL IM AH SEND YALL SOME MORE TRU ASS SHIET FOR YALL MOTHER FUCKEN COMMENTS. out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TICK DAWG aka MISTUH STAR CRACKER

PATRIOTZ SUCKZ!!

From Joe: I can't even read this to insult it.  Except to say that my spellchecker vomited - I think just about every single word is highlighted as a word to be corrected.

From: Armando Pina <dudewhatup_88@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: you can suck my dick
Date sent: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 13:35:58 -0800 (PST)

look i know the cowboys lost alot of games so far,but they also won games.  You know what if you like to talk smack about them then suck my nuts. Hey i read some of your emails and thought that your jus a fag who thinks he is a big shot. I bet you also live with your mom and your about 42. well bye

From Joe: Oh, and someone who has an email name of dudewhatup_88 and says "suck my dick" and "suck my nuts" really has an opinion worth paying attention to.  I think not.  You sound like you're a 10 year old who thinks it's amusing to see swear words on the computer.  well bye

From: "Steve Q"
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cryboys
Date sent: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 13:12:26 -0600

Joe...ever notice how it's OK for these idiots to gloat over TO's being out for the season, but if you mention how Michael Irvin was carried off the field in Philly, they start wailing and crying like little girls about the Philly fans?

The people on your site don't get it: It's too terribly easy to get a rise out of them. Last week, when the Cryboys beat Washington, all the "fans" were over here, giving hell to my boss. About what? Beating the Redskins? Yesterday, after the LOSS to the Giants, there's not a single person from last week's crowd to be found in this general area. <tumbleweeds rolling by>

Steve

From Joe: No further commentary needed.

From: "Sean Blocker" <Sean_Blocker@hotmail.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:48:08 +0900

First and foremost I am a huge Cowboy fan. As I write this I am sitting in my barracks in Korea watching them play. Well I am half surfing half watching my team. They are winning right now and that is good they havent been doing that alot lately. The reason I am emailing you is not to berate you but since you are a connoisseur of dislike maybe you can be a mouthpiece for other Cowboy haters. I, as a Cowboy fan get it regularly and often more often than fans of other teams. Why is that? The only other team I can draw a close comparison to are the New York Yankess. They however buy every player they want, they are the money spewing monilith of baseball. So, I understand their dislike, it seems and in my opinion is unfair.

Do people dislike the Cowboys because they have won? (SF 49ers/steelers) because they have had players who have been in trouble and in doing so tarnished the image of the NFL? (Mercury Morris,Jamal Lewis) Is it the hot cheerleaders?(any team, please) The micromanaging owner?(you got me on that one, maybe Al Davis) The bragging fans?(holy cow man, one word RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!) If it is any of these things i propose to find other equal or worse examples today and in the past with other NFL teams. I understand that your page is done in jest but there is something to it. Even when they dont win, they seem to be hated and i cant get a concrete, clear answer from the Cromags I work with. thanks, sean

From Joe: Since you're in the military, and I respect that, I'll cut you some slack.  Normally I'd tell people to just read the front page, because I've answered this already, but I'll spell it out here.  The reason I can't stand the Cowboys is because of the ego that they have to win simply because they're the Cowboys, and no other reason.  The arrogance is amazing - "We're the Cowboys - We're America's Team".  Horseshit.  You have to earn it.  You don't deserve it just because you won a few Super Bowls in the past,  You don't deserve it because of the legacy.  Screw that.  You have to earn it consistently.  And yes, the Yankees comparison is roughly the same.  The money issue aside with the Yankees, the Yankees also feel they should win all the time because of who they are.  Sure, they've had an insane number of great players in the past, but the hell with that.  You have to win because of the players you put on the field now, not because Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Aikman, Emmitt, or Staubach wore your uniform in the past.  You have to earn it NOW.  You have to not have an aura that you're automatically better than everyone else just because of the uniform you wear.  THAT IS THE REASON I CAN'T STAND THE COWBOYS.  As for your Raiders comments, it doesn't apply - Raider fans are generally just loud and scary looking, but they don't have an aura of we should win because we're the Raiders.  When was the last time they won?  Wasn't it when they beat the Eagles around 1980 or something?  That doesn't even begin to approach the arrogance of the Cowboys and their fans.

From: "Dick M" <wideglide95@cox.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:51:56 -0500

ok, let's see; dirty birds have won zero superbowls, America's team has been there EIGHT times with five wins. As a matter of fact Dallas is the winningest team in pro-football history.So jewboy,that's the simple truth of it!!

From Joe: In all the time I've been doing this, I've never felt compelled to say this to someone.  FUCK YOU BUDDY.  As amusing as this site is, no one has ever taken it to a racial slur.  You're a disgrace on the slime that already is a Cowboys fan.  Jewboy, eh?  I'm not even Jewish, and if I was, you have no fucking clue what class is, buddy.  Fuck you.

From: Abel M <enjoi_sk8er15@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage
Date sent: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 02:16:36 -0800 (PST)

how can some one hate a team so much that they will waste their life to talk about how much they hate them. There has to be something wrong with you to waste your fucking time to make a site that barely anyone will see and that nobody will care about. And dont get me started about books, what the hell you guys must be fucking losers that dont care about anything but football.

P.S. why do you hate them so much. there has to be a reason

From Joe: There is.  Read the text on the main page.  It's quite clear.  As for no one seeing the site, you did, right?  If you did, others will, too. 

From: "JAMISON COFFIN" <STUDDLY163@msn.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 12:01:06 -0500

I was recently reading an email from a Dallas fan who said the Cowboys will end T.O or Mcnabb's season. Well what a coincidence, T.O. is done. What a sad day in sports, NOT!. That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. It is just plain horrible on how someone with no team can hate one team. If I lived in Dallas I would treasure the fact that I get to see every game they play on T.V. I am sorry that you hate the fact that we used to win so much, it set our bar too high. I admit we do blow nuts this season, but like every other franchise we will come around. Half the teams that have been making it to the playoffs, weren't shit a couple of years ago. Well you will probably read my email, then get your kicks by saying all the things you have already had said in your rebuttals. By just repeating I HATE THE CRYBOYS ( which is really original by the way, I like that haha) Or nit-pick at my email to try to make fun me. God that's so awesome how you do that, you should do stand up. But go on ahead with your fun of hating the Cowboys so much, because sooner or later, there will be nothing left to talk about. Because we will be winning.

From Joe: I don't just repeat "I hate the Cryboys".  In fact, I don't actually say that all too often, if you check out the entire site.  Yes, the Cowboys blow nuts.  Interesting that a Cowboy fan would use the phrase "blow nuts".   Again, another person who doesn't read the site..  >>I am sorry that you hate the fact that we win so much<<..  That's not why.  Read the site again.  No point in commenting anymore, since you obviously don't get it.

From: mrwtj <mrwtj@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cryboys' Page
Date sent: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 14:24:46 -0800 (PST)

I actually ran across your page by accident, I must be honest I have been a die hard Cowboys fan since 1985.  I did find your page very funny and enjoyable, I am not upset by the pictures and the bashing because everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

I did reccommend your page to most of my friends because they are always teasing me about how much they hate the Cowboys, so I am sure they will enjoy this.  My hopes are that we can eventually get things turned around in Big D. Take it easy Joe, and once again i enjoyed the humor on your page...

From Joe: Another email from a Cowboys fan that likes the site?  My head is definitely going to explode.  :)

From Joe: Here's an email from a friend of mine when I showed him the latest amusement that is this page.  I find it rather an accurate assessment.

>http://www.americasteamsucks.com/fanmail.html
>More recent fun on my fanmail page.

I wonder how these people deal with "their" sports teams when the roles are reversed. For example, using the one guy's logic, everybody else should just "FO" when it comes to Major League Baseball, as numbers show that the Yankees are the best team in the game. When it comes to the NHL, everybody should just FO in deference to the Montreal Canadiens, and in the NBA, FO to everybody but the Boston Celtics. With the exception of the Yankees, who simply aren't going to do poorly because Darth Steinbrenner won't allow it, those other two teams have been as pathetic as the Cryboys in recent years. I don't feel a need to kiss the backsides of anybody in those cities just because their teams have histories, and frankly, I get that from Stars fans when we discuss the Red Wings and THEIR history (but I could digress, as the NHL has undergone a major change since its golden age).

[Aside: How many NBA titles do the Mavericks have? How many World  Championships do the Rangers have? How many Stanley Cups have the Stars won? Add up the total and you get -one,- so these guys can "FO" if they cheer for any of those teams, right? The mind boggles. Of course, you and I know that they only root for those teams when they win, just like they do with the Cryboys.]

If the one guy could show numbers for all the Cowboys fans in Houston, I'd sure appreciate it. I attended an Oilers game some years ago, and we talked to quite a few people who were down on the Cryboys, their owner, and their fans. They KNEW the Oilers were leaving, but that was still their team. I don't know...these Cryboy fans have some kind of issue in that they believe that everybody loves their team. I guess that, if you want to call that "penis envy," sure, go ahead, we all love the Cowboys, deep down inside.

Steve

From: yanks21471@comcast.net
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com,<americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: c'mon
Date sent: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 04:59:35 +0000

there are no pictures on yer site of roy williams snapping Owens' leg. how come? play fair little boy

From Joe:  See email directly below this one.

Message-ID: <20041221111742.47276.qmail@web52204.mail.yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 03:17:42 -0800 (PST)
From: brandon jacobsen <brandog23@yahoo.com>
Subject: where the pic?
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Hey dumb ass.

You forgot to put the picture of terrell owens getting slammed by Roy Williams. Its a great pic. Thats what TO gets. Karma is a bitch if you bash the Cowboys they will make you pay. terrel owens is now done for the season thanks to the Cowboys. terrell owens + disrepecting the cowboys = A year ending injury. Sorry but my shift button does work but TO is not important so he should not be capitalized just hospitalized. Keep bashing the Cowboys and karma will get around to you to, punk ass.

Oh yea next year when the Cowboys are going to the playoffs and then the super bowl I would like to see your page then.

COWBOYS # 1

Peace out pussy.

From Joe: Let's see..  Why would I put a picture of an Eagle up here on an anti Cowboy site?  That doesn't make any sense to me at all.  Karma, eh?  You're one to talk - look at all the Karma the Cowboys have had the last 5 or 6 years or so from all their trash talking America's Team bullshit.  Case closed.     Punk ass?  Pussy?  Obviously you're the typical limited vocabulary Cowboy fan the world has come to expect.  Cowboys back to the playoffs and the Super Bowl next year?  That's extremely amusing.  I mean it.  That was genuinely funny.

Date sent: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:58:53 -0800 (PST)
From: chris jackson <cjfootballstud@yahoo.com>
Subject: anti-cowboys...
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

How can you hate the cowboys? Americas team. I see all these anti-cowboy fan sites...all of yall r just jealous of the greatest franchise in football history. Dont make websites cause we had one of the greatest teams and probably kicked ur favorite teams ass probably once or twice a year. so in frustration you had to make a anti cowboys website...3 superbowls in 4 years...wont ever happen again. and in the year we didnt win we went to the NFC championship...so yea we were that good. today the boys arent as good...and still the boys are the face of the NFL. when you think of the NFL you have to stop and mention the dallas cowboys. The boys arent as good as we used to, but we still get monday night games...sunday night game...cause everyone loves the boys...love us or hate us...you still gotta respect us...because the name dallas cowboys comes with respect.

The Anti-Joe fan
cj

From Joe: Let's see..  America's Team?  That's such horseshit, I can't even begin to discuss it.  Who calls them that outside of the DFW area?  Nobody.  If you want a TRUE America's team, it's the Packers or the Yankees.  But not the Cryboys.  Jealous?  Hardly.   You can think people are jealous, but I guarantee you they are not.  Kicked my favorite team's ass probably once or twice a year?  Well, the only way the Cowboys could even DREAM of kicking anyone's ass is if they were in the same division.  And since the Cowboys can't even kick the Saints' ass this year, they're not in danger of kicking either the Giants, Redsinks, or (laugh) the Eagles' asses.   Anyone else would require the Cryboys to get to the playoffs, which is an even more amusing statement.   :When you think of the NFL you have to stop and mention the Dallas Cowboys".  I do?  Why?  Amusement and snickering might be the only thing that would come to mind.  Monday night games?  Let's examine that.  Why do they have monday night games at all this year?  Oh yeah, the fluke of last year which will serve to keep the Cryboys down even further because they've tricked themselves into thinking they're good, and they're not.    Everyone does NOT love "the boys".  If you think that, you're more insane than I imagined.  And no, the name Dallas Cowboys does not come with respect.  You have to EARN that, and that assumption of respect is the PRECISE FUCKING REASON I can't stand the Cowboys.  They think they should have things (respect, wins) solely because of who they are.   There has never been a fan mail that proved my point better than this one in all the time I've been doing this site.  Thanks for proving my point far better than I ever could!

Date sent: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 01:34:21 -0800 (PST)
From: Shannon Leigh <brighteyes2477@yahoo.com>
Subject: Cryboys Pictures Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Dear Joe,
First let me just start off by standing up and giving you a standing ovation on your web page....Not only am I a huge NON FAN of the Cryboys, I am a die hard Steeler Fan...Now I am not sure exactly where that puts me on your list but this I must say....Dallas used to be a decent team but if i remember correctly, that was when i was just a small child...I remember being 5 maybe 6 years old and at that age the teams to talk about where Dallas and Pittsburgh...Now with that said...I was born and raised just  outside of Pittsburgh and at age 28 I am even more loyal to my Steelers whether they are having a bad season or a KICK ASS one like they are having this year....For all of your Cryboy Fans....Not only do I have a "D" for my Steeler DEFENSE to give them but here are 3 more and It goes a little something like this....

Dallas'
Dynasty
is
Done

Semper FI Steelers, Shannon

From Joe: I root for the Steelers too, as my wife comes from there.  As a treat to her, I took her to the Cowboys Steelers game in Dallas some weeks ago.  It was brilliant, and both of us made it onto TV coverage waving our Terrible Towels, that game was glorious.  :)

Date sent: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:03:19 -0800 (PST)
From: Donavan McCoy <donavan@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Hey Dude!

Great pictures............ Where are the pictures from the COWBOYS and Seahawks game? Your page is so funny. I love visiting and chuckling. I am concerned however that a sportsman like yourself (who does not appreciate cry babies) would promote Terrell Owens in any way. Talk about a class A crybaby and poor sportsman. I have actually met the man (small m) when he played for the niners and could not believe the arrogance and disdain he held for HIS fans. Well enough about T.O.

Keep up the good work on the funny pages. It keeps us COWBOYS (Americas Team) fans laughing throughout the season. Oh before I forget. What exactly does  Buhahahaha mean anyway?

Your Pal,
Donavan McCoy

From Joe: Seahawks game?  As I said before, why does no one read the front page of the site?  Oh, I'm sorry, it must be at a reading level too high as Cowboy fans seem to be unable to grasp the concepts laid out on it, otherwise they wouldn't keep asking me the same questions!  As for TO, I couldn't care less about him - I care that he kicks the crap out of the Cryboys on the field, like just about every other player in the NFL does.  And the Cowboys are most definitely NOT America's Team.  Green Bay Packers, maybe.  Chicago Cubs, or as much as I hate to admit it, the New York Yankees.  Cowboys can't be America's team.  America isn't a bunch of whining losers.

From: Lilqueensarah@aol.com
Date sent: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 21:30:17 EST
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

HAHAHA people like you make me laugh, you call us arrogant yet your the one who has to put up a web site telling us were crybaby's. Also you say , "Hey I don't have time to talk about every game they play because there's lots of other things I can do with my time" and this isn't your " sole thrust in life " yet you have enough fuckin time to sit down and make an " I hate cowboys web site ." Hmm, that seems pretty damn retarded to me. All this web site shows me is some pathetic person sitting down wining about how he doesn't like a team.  Lets see wining... crybaby.. do you see a connection there because I think I do. In the end I think we can all see who the crybaby is. Now I'm not trying to say this because I like the team or because I'm saying you reasons for  disliking the team are un true but I'm saying this because if you had any god  damn integrity you wouldn't pick on things to make your self feel more of a  person. those are just some things to think about before you go on posting shit on your web site again.

From Joe: That's right.  This site isn't my sole thrust in life, and yes, there are lots of other things I could be doing.  You know how long it takes me to update for another game?  A grand total of two minutes.  It's really not a major thing.   I'd much rather have all the time back taken from my life actually watching Cowboys or Cowboys news stories than the time I've put into this site, which really is minimal.   I spend more time farting than I do working on this site.

Date sent: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 20:56:41 +0200
From: Renae Gray <renae_g@walla.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Huge Cowboys fan

First off this is not Hate Mail. I think everyone is entitled to their opinion, even you. I am a HugeFan of the Cowboys and have been since my father introduced me to football when I was 6. Although I grew up in a household full of Redskins fans I still kept up with the Boys. Iread all thee-mails you have received and I actually enjoyed visiting your site.I am just amused with all the ignorance that peopledisplay when a person voices their opinion. So you don't like the Cowboys. Big Deal. That is your opinion, if people can't handle that then they don't need to beviewing a Dallas Cowboys Anti Fan Site making complete asses of their selves.I can't stand the Washington Redskins and they are my home team. Anyway, thanks for sucha humorous site. I am still a Cowboys fan though. Take Care.

Renae
Washington, DC

From Joe: I think the universe is about to end.  I don't think it can handle a Cowboys fan like this.  :)

Date sent: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 14:21:21 -0800 (PST)
From: Darrell Dunn <darrelldunn@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Cowboys Picture PagePage
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

What no updates the past two weeks. Must be slipping. Oh yeah, the Cowboys won. It must be sad that person has so much jealousy for one the greatest organizations in professional sports history that they got to create a crybaby website. Oh well have fun.

From Joe: I am having fun.  If you had bothered to read the main page, you would notice that I don't spend all my time doing this page.  When I get some free time, I update it.  When I don't, I don't.  What's more fun is that you write in to complain about this site which is more interesting than my doing it in the first place.

Date sent: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 02:05:03 -0800 (PST)
From: brandon jacobsen <brandog23@yahoo.com>
Subject: cowboys
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

It looks like you spend a little to much time bashing the cowboys. Sounds like sombody is a little jealous that their team has not accomplished as much as the COWBOYS. Let me guess your favorite team is the eagles. Lets everybody jump on T.O.'s nuts. He's garbage. No superbowl this year for the eagles. They'll choke again and again and again just like all the time. I'm sure your a little upset about last Monday night game against the seahawks. Cowboys coming back with Julius Jones runin the ball down the tight defense. Go ahead and post this on your hate mail I dare you. You wait the championship will return to Dallas with the next couple of years. Thats better then what the eagles will put up. Keep up on the bashing, I know you really like to follow the Cowboys, you must to have a website like this. Sounds like your the sucker. GO COWBOYS!!!

From Joe: Does no one read the main page?  I explained who my favourite team is on the main page.  That issue aside, I find it amusing that a team that is in complete and total disarray and in absolute denial about their future plans has one of their "fans" insulting ANYONE over how their perceived team isn't any good.   If anything, YOU should be jealous about the rest of the league.  The Cowboys couldn't score a touchdown against the Saints without having one given to them on a blown call by the refs.  THE SAINTS.  The worst team in defence across the board, and the Cryboys couldn't get a touchdown.  Buahahahaha.

From: <dobbins1342@bellsouth.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 19:58:42 -0800

let me guess, u are just like everyone else, hate the cowboys because we dominated the 1990's and have more superbowl rings than any other team in the nfl. i bet everything i have that u are a deadskin fan lmao. dont hate the player, hate the game motha fucka. u have to be the most pathetic guy on this fuckin planet, nothin else to do with your time than hate on america's team lmao AMERICA'S team.i really would like to know who the hell your team is, probabaly on somebody,s fuckin bandwagon lmao. U FUCKIN PATHETIC MAN. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

 From Joe: First off, it appears your shift key is broken, as you have no clue how to properly use it.  And it's "you" not "u".  Oh, and I fail to see how adding a string of the number 1's at the end of your message is supposed to mean anything.  However, given the inane ramblings in your email, I guess I'm not surprised.  Yours is one of those emails that I almost didn't have to say anything to at all, it makes fun of itself just by existing.

From: Blake0241@aol.com
Message-ID: <1a3.2b74c292.2ebc6bf8@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 00:39:04 EST
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Message from Dallas to the rest of the NFL: Fuck off.  We are the BEST team in the history of this league. Period. Better than the biggest wannabes in the NFL (The Eagles). When the Cowboys lost 3 NFC Championship games in a row, we had 2 Super Bowls already, the Eagles have squat. When T.O. comes back here November 15th, we are going to end either his season, or McNabb's, just watch.

To Houston Texan fans: It must suck to have an NFL team in a city where there are just as many Cowboy fans there as there are Texan fans. Texan fans boast on how they beat us that game. Congratulations!! You beat one of the worst teams the Cowboys put on the field in their great history, and without a doubt the worst coach ever! (Campo). Face it, everyone I know says Houston is the biggest shit hole they have ever been too.

So to the author of this website, whatever team you pull for (you're probably a Patriots fan because they are the most recent Super Bowl winner), they aren't as good as the Cowboys, nor will they ever be.

From Joe: Let's see, lots to comment on.   First off, I live in Dallas, and I don't want to tell the rest of the NFL to fuck off.  Don't speak for me, thank you very much.  Ask Michael Irvin what happens when you talk about the Eagles/Cowboys and season endings.  Don't count on it.  The Cowboys defensive backs can't stop themselves in practice, much less a good football team.   They can't stop TO or McNabb.     However, I don't know if I can really count on anything you say, since you're quite clearly confused.  As evidence you claim (laughingly) that the Cowboys are the best team in the history of the league.  Then in the the second paragraph you claim "the worst teams".   You're confused.  But then I would expect no less from a fan of a team that has sections of towns declared high crime and blighted to build a new stadium that they themselves aren't paying mostly for anyway.

Oh, and no matter how many times you put the word "period" in your sentence, it won't stop people from laughing at the inane comment that comes right before it.

From Joe #2 on Nov 17th...   McNabb & TO are still playing thank you very much.  Your coach goes on TV and makes excuses (We stink, I'm not prepared...)   Buhahahaha

Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 19:11:36 +0000 (GMT)
From: CHILI <jdavila317@sprintpcs.com>
Subject: THEY NEED TO PUT RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU,YOU A STALKER!
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

DALLAS COWBOYS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM,THEY'RE KNOWN WORLD WIDE,EVERYBODY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!WHYDEVOTE ENTIRE PAGE IF U HATE M SO MUCH,I THINK YOU OBSESS!

From Joe: A restraining order is only necessary when you want to keep somebody away from someone.  As I have no desire to be near the Cryboys, that won't be necessary.  Also, there appears to be something wrong with your caps lock key and your space bar.   Regarding being known worldwide, a lot of serial killers are known world wide - Saddam Hussein is known world wide.  What's your point?

From: "Rickruider rauidwe" <rickruider30209@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Bcc:
Subject: Dallas is number #1
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 09:48:09 -0700

Tell that guy that if he hates the cowboys so much he wouldnt have so many pics of them, he needs to get out of the closet and say he loves them cowboys.

How many championships do those what? Texans is that an NFL team, have, I rest my case!

From Joe: Please write me back when you're capable of forming a proper sentence.  I have no idea what you said in your second line.  At all.   As for Dallas being #1, let's see.  You sent this email on October 9, 2004.  A check of the standing as I write this (Oct 11, shows the Cryboys 2-2 and in third place.  Doesn't seem like #1 to me, but then again with the grammar skills you showed here, it wouldn't surprise me that you would think #3 is the same as #1.

From: "RYAN WRIGHT" <playa8960@hotmail.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: i hate Cowboys
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 12:07:46 -0400

I�m happy that you made a great site. I hate the Cowboys. I�m a Redskin fan. I�m tired of my team getting punked by the Cowboys. They cheated last night like they always do. I�m tired of these sick ass fans. They are not America�s Team. The only thing that the Cowboys care about is beating the Redskins. They rather not win any more Super Bowls they just want to beat my Redskins. I don�t know why my Redskins don�t play with any heart, talent, and passion when they play the Cryboys.I got very upset last night when we lost to those Cryboys last night. I don�t like Cowboy fans. They make me sick. I REALLY HATE THE COWBOYS! They are rude, arrogant, evil, disgusting, boastful, people. Keep with the great work! GO REDSKINS! I�M A PROUD ANTI-CRYBOYS oops I meant CRACKBOYS!

From Joe: Again, another great email.  As for the Redskins, don't worry about it, it has to be the Cryboys cheating - we all know they can't win on their talent.

From: "Brian Krich" <bkrich83@cox.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Best site ever..
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 15:56:43 -0700

Man, great site. Seeing the ridiculous Cowboy homers come out of the woodwork with their pathetic insults is just the comedy I need to get me through the day. Bravo.

I look forward to more in the future.

-Brian

From Joe: Here you go.  Thanks for the love!  It's great watching 'em freak out, isn't it?

Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 13:42:15 -0500 (Central Standard Time)
X-Mailer: IncrediMail (3001609)
From: "Alan Junghans" <alan@gsm1.us>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Waaaah We Want A New Stadium Waaaaah

Hey Joe,

I am all for building the Cowgirls a new stadium. Especially a retractable roof stadium. THEY CAN'T WIN IN ONE!!!!! All the better.
And to all of the Cowboys fans in Houston: I was the guy at the game with the DALLAS SUCKS T-Shirt on. If you didn't like it, you were more than welcome to try and take it from me. But since you are all a bunch of loser cowgirls who pee sitting down and were lucky your wives allowed you to even be at the game, you did nothing. JUST LIKE YOUR TEAM. 18-0 baby!!! And put that next to the one that counted. 19-10 Fuckers!!!! Deal with it.

AJ
La Porte, TX

From Joe: Very enjoyable.  Thanks!

To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
From: Nathan A. Trumble <ninjaneer@comcast.net>
Subject: website
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 01:01:09 -0500
X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.619)

joe,
im not sure why im wasting my time writing you, but i just thought id
send a message out to ya in suport of the ka-jillian cowboys fans and
say that your are a bleeding wanker and its funny that you spend so
much time ripping on the boys. its just a game and youre just a loser.
-n8 (chicago's top dallas cowboys fan)

From Joe: You have a football team in your town, and you waste time supporting the Cowboys?  What the hell is wrong with you?  Oh wait a minute, I know.  You use a Mac.  That must be the source of your warped mind.  What exactly is a bleeding wanker, anyway?  I could not find this phrase in the dictionary.  Must be CryboySpeak�.

From: "Mike Corcoran" <inbillparcellswetrust@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Cc: InBillParcellsWeTrust@hotmail.com
Bcc:
Subject: Hey Chicken Shit
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 08:12:01 -0500

since your afraid to answer my e-mails meet me at this site that is of
course if your man enough to face off with me, or will you be like the
others that continue to be chicken shit and hide behind
the controls of what you want to read and put out for others to see?

If that is the case then you are a bandwagon fan and don't have any balls at
all if you do have the guts to face me this is the link were you can find me
at

http://www.dallassucks.com/jive/forum.jsp?forum=17

the names TexasCowboys and it's not real hard to find me

From Joe: As I've said before on this page, and the main page, I don't have the time to waste tracking down Cryboy fans and insulting them.  I have a real honest to god life, and I love it.  I have a wonderful wife, and quite frankly, my time would be far better spent being with her than wasting time trashing Cryboy fans on their sites.  I waste enough of it on this site.  I don't spend much - it takes me about 2 or 3 minutes to do this, but it's time well spent.  Tracking you down on another forum is NOT time well spent - it's definitely wasted time if I went there.  And the last time I looked, I'm not a chicken.

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 23:06:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: Stuart Rennie <rennies1@yahoo.com>
Subject: Sad
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Joe: I refuse to have a battle of wits with you....I will not insult nor disrespect you. Why not use your time and energy enjoying the game? The Cowboys aren't perfect but neither is any other team in the NFL. I have a 2 year old son that I plan on introducing to football one day...I hope he doesn't get this angry towards ANY team. God Bless the USA.

Stuart

From Joe: I do enjoy the game.  A lot.  I have the NFL Sunday Ticket package on DirecTV, I watch a lot of games, and I really enjoy them.  Especially the games where the Cowboys lose.  Those are the best, don't you think?  I applaud you for passing on sports to your son.  That's a wonderful family tradition.  Just do him a favor, and don't corrupt him by trying to have him be a Cowboys fan.  There's a ton of other teams out there that his energies (and yours) would be better spent on.

From: "Mike Corcoran" <inbillparcellswetrust@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Cc: InBillParcellsWeTrust@hotmail.com
Bcc:
Subject: Hey Idiot
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 14:16:36 -0500

Yes you the one who continues to fall back on the spelling and grammar
mistakes because you can't debate the real issue, yes that's right you Mr. I
hate Dallas but I can't think of one good reason hate Dallas except that
your a mindless moron with no life!

we can run around the allegations all day except I have no time for morons
(well except for now) any ways lets get down to it shall we.

bottom line trolls like you are just bitter that what ever franchise in your
case bandwagon 2 from year to year don't quite chalk up next to Dallas, you
can be mad that we continue to bombard you with E-mail replies and
eventually you'll take the hint and close down this worthless trailor park
trash site grow some guts and stick with a team before you come out bash
one.

that is of course if you ever grow and brain in your head oh and for the
record my football knowledge can't be wasted on idiots like you

have a nice day

MORON

From Joe: Of course you can't you "waste" your football knowledge on me.  Because you don't HAVE ANY!  If you did, you wouldn't be following the Cryboys.  And I certainly can debate the issue, the problem is that debating the issue would require me to have an intelligent conversation with a Cowboys fan, something that simply is not humanly possible.   Trailer park trash site?  No, I can certainly say that my house is not trailer park.  Nor do I live with one, but given you follow the Cowboys, I can understand why YOU might think someone would live in one of those. 

P.S..  Moron 
P.P.S.  You spelled trailer wrong.

Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 13:08:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: Robert Perez <onlyonerob28@yahoo.com>
Subject: Cryboys?
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Hey,

I'm not here too cus you out or anything, but I was surfing the web, and I found this site. I clicked on it. Besides the "Anit-Cowboy" stuff, it was a good site. Their are a couple of problems though.

"proves my point that Cryboy fans are arrogant, obscene twits at worst, or front running fans at best."

Arrogant? Obscene? Sorry bud, but this is America's team. Isn't? If you want arrogant, and obscene - go to Oakland.

You also have a picture of Terrell Ownes standing the the star. You listed three people you didnt like, and I'm guessing it becasue the way that they acted? Right? Well, if you think Owens acted any better - shame on you. I mean, the guy took palm-palms and started to dance.

And lastly, what makes you think that the Cowboys think that they HAVE to win? I mean, someone who went 5-11 for three years in a row is not used to winning. And you said they also cry when they lose? Who hasn't?

Thanks for your time.
A Dallas Cowboy Fan-

From Joe: America's team?  I scoff at that.  The Cowboys aren't America's team.  The Green Bay Packers are.  Not the Cryboys.  Not a chance.  If you truly believe the Cowboys are America's team, you should just direct deposit your paycheck into Jerry Jones' account directly, as he's got you brainwashed, apparently. 

Terrell Owens on the star has to be the best moment in Texas Stadium history.  Bar none.

Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 09:59:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "E. Renee Castellano" <dlgfan24@yahoo.com>
Subject: Your anti fan page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Joe,

My question to you is, why do you hate the Cowboys so much? What have they ever done to you to make you go to the extreme to set up an Anti-Cowboys website?

Who is your favorite team? Mine is the DALLAS COWBOYS of course.

Erika R. Castellano
Houston, Texas
(He who is without sin, cast the first stone)

From Joe: Why do I hate them so much?  Is the text on the first page really that hard to read and understand?  Wait a minute, I'm talking to a Dallas Cowboys fan.  Of course it is.  Please re-read the front page again.  And again until you get it.  The question you ask is already answered there.   You have a real football team in your hometown, you should support them.

Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 19:29:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: k-la jessica <latina_babe_20@yahoo.com>
Subject: what the hell is up w/ u?
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

what the f****** hell? u make a whole long a$$ page of nothing but the cowboys!!! dont you think u might at least like them? i mean come on!!! u spend ur own f***** time on making a page about the dallas cowboys...i mean what a f***** idiot does that??? there is no sense in doing that if ur a true HATER...only stupid ppl do that...i just wanted to say that...OMG...that is so f***** stupid...i cant believe it...what a dumbass...for real...on the real dude...get a f***** life and stop HATING foo...
Singed,
A TRUE DALLAS FAN

From Joe:  Let's see.  dont, i, u, ur, ppl, OMG, foo.  I will again f*****suggest you take some f***** English classes, as you f*****certainly appear to f***** need the f***** classes, since you f*****don't have any f***** idea on how to f***** properly f*****type in the f***** English language into your f*****computer.  Thank you. 

P.S.  f*****

From: "Samantha Johnson"
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Bcc:
Subject: Just a comment
Date: Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:22:34 +0000

From: "Mendez, Todd" <tmendez@sandia.gov>
To: "'americasteamsucks@gmail.com'" <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: The Dallas Cryboys Anti-Fan Picture Page
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 13:00:39 -0700

What a great site man! I love it!
It's people like you that make being a COWBOY FAN so great! All the haters make the lovers love the 'BOYS that much more.

Is there another "Anti-NFL" fan page? Maybe a few, but there are many Anit-Cowboy pages.  Keep posting the losing pictures, that should keep you busy for another season, but then you will be bored off your ass as the GREAT BILL PARCELLS take the Cowboys back to the TOP where they are so often. Unlike so many other teams that just go thru the motions each and every season. So enjoy it while you can.......

HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!

Todd (Born/Bred/Cowboy Fan)

From Joe:  The great Bill Parcells?  If a coach is so great, he doesn't walk out and give up on his team when they go to the Super Bowl (Ahem - Parcells-Patriots - I rest my case).  So many other teams that go through the motions, eh?  I recall several 5-11 seasons recently.  That certainly seemed like going through the motions to me, but you don't mention that, eh?  As for you being a born and bred fan, you should sue your parents for filling your head with that crap.

From: "Verducci, Christopher A" <caverduc@Central.UH.EDU>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Whats Up Joe
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 10:15:02 -0600

Joe,

I'm a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. I don't know why. I guess it is because I grew up in Dallas. I read your whole website including all the emails. Even though I am a fan of Dallas, I found it fairly amusing how people just begin ranting and raving and belittling anyone who dislikes the Cowboys. There are level headed fans out there. There are those of us who understand that we have sucked for awhile now. At the same time, I do like our chances in the future. Just wanted to say that I did enjoy reading it and I can tell by the effort you put into it that you do genuinely hate Dallas. I thought my best friend hated them, but you put him to shame. Take it easy.

Chris

From Joe: You can't be a Cowboys fan.  You have shown proper grammar and spelling.  You must secretly be a fan of some other team trying to confuse me.

From: "Carlos Galvan" <cjg6213@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 02:29:07 +0000
Subject:

NO I WONT CRY ABOUT THE SORRY YEAR THE COWBOYS HAD BUT WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS THAT WHY DO YOU GET OFF JUST SITTING ON YOUR CPU AND TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS!!!! I MEAN YOU HAVE A WHOLE WEB SITE THAT YOU DEDICATED TO THEM YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME ATTRACTION. HERE I WAS JUST BROWSING AROUND AND I FOUND THIS CRAPPY ASS WEB SITE THAT JUST AMAZED ME ON HOW A FORTY SOMTHING YEAR OLD MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME WANNA BE VANNILA ICE WITH A DALLAS SUCKS SHIRT I MEAN COME ON BRO GET A LIFE YOU ANAL SUCKING BUTT MONKEY !!!!! AND I KNOW THAT IF MR. CHOKE CITY DONOVAN MCNUGGETS IS YOUR BOY THAN THE COWBOYS AND THE WHOLE NFL HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN THEY PLAY THE PHIL-ON-THESE-NUTTS EGALS. HEY IM NOT A BIG FAN OF CARTER BUT ILL PICK HIM
OVER CRY BABYS LIKE DONOVAN MCFAG............

CARLOS G. FROM HOUSTON TX ..
A TRUE FAN OF THE BOYS.

PLACE THIS ON YOUR STUPID WEB SITE

From Joe: Oh this one is just great.  I have several comments here..

1) What's with the no subject?

2) Is your caps lock key broken?

3) Sitting on my CPU and talking about the boys??  Uh, a CPU is a microchip about an inch square or so.  I don't think it's possible to actually sit on it.  If I did, it would be crushed, as those kinds of things are not meant to sit on.  I don't talk about boys.  I like women.

4) "A whole website that I dedicated to them, you have to have some attraction".   Yeah, I do.  Posting pictures of them.  That's the attraction.  And if you look around the net, I'm not the only one who has an anti Cowboys site, either.  Pay attention.

5) Forty something?  I don't see where I posted my age anywhere.  Thank you, drive through.

6) Vannilla Ice with a Dallas sucks shirt?   You think that's me?   That's not me.  I actually do now have a Dallas Sucks shirt, once the new season rolls around, I'll take a picture of myself in it.

7) "Get a life you anal sucking butt monkey" - Oh geez, I haven't heard intelligent comebacks like that since I was 8.  

8) Donovan McNuggets?  Donovan McFag?  Sounds like jealousy to me.   Seems like you're jealous of a quarterback who can actually play the damn game instead of an underachieving guy like Quincy Carter - who is pretty much being shown the door anyway **COUGH**Drew Hensen**COUGH**

9) If you're really from Houston, you should be ashamed of yourself.   This state has a real football team, and it ain't in North Texas, that's for sure.

10) I did place this on my stupid website.  Thanks for the letter, I really enjoyed it.

11) Is your caps lock key broken?   I realize I made this point already, but since it was such a big mistake on your part, I thought it was worth pointing out twice.

From: "Lisa Lopez" <Lisa.Lopez@Pulte.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: cowboys
Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 17:27:53 -0700

Get a life~ a sincere cowboys fan, lisa lopez

From Joe: Someone thinks I have no life, so it must be true.  I'll make sure and tell my wife and my boss at my job and my mortgage company and my bank that I have no life, and that I won't be responsible for any of the things in my life that I am.  I'll tell 'em that someone on the Internet said I have no life, so I must not be doing all the responsible things in my life that I do.  Oh, what's with the tilde?

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 11:51:23 -0500
From: Southballa611@aol.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject:

hey man why are you hating on AMERICA'S team! whos your favorite team the E-girls or the lady texans? why cant you face the fact that the cowboys have won 5 super bowl titles and your team cant even get into the championship game. why dont you put the pictures of the '03-'04 year. yeah because all you have is game winning field goals and touchdowns you couldnt even imagine being caught. next time think about who you writing and talking about.

AMERICA'S TEAM 5 time SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS

From Joe: First off, glad to see another person emailing me.  Getting tired talking to Jerry Jones.  Secondly, huh?  I don't understand this.  Why don't I post pictures of the 03-04 year?  Well, as I write this it's March 2004, and there haven't been any games in 2004 - other than the DRUBBING THEY GOT BY THE PANTHERS.  As for the titles, I of course face the fact that they won.  I'm no idiot.  Of course they won.  But again, read the main page of the site.  It's not the fact that they won them that's the problem.  It's how they behave.  Read the first page again.  Thirdly, are there any Cowboy fans who have a grasp of proper punctuation and spelling out there?  Anyone?   And what's with the no subject in the email?

Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 12:39:54 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: Hey Moron
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Got an idea for you why don't you create a real loser site that has a message board, so this way here every one can get a laugh out of a frontrunning Wannabe Cowboys fan like your self

Or has your mommies babysitting check not cleared yet?

From Joe: The site is fine as it is, thank you very much. I post the emails I get - that's more than sufficient. Again, I find a lot of humour in this. And yeah, there's a ton of spelling errors in this email too - but it's gotten to be no fun correcting them, so I won't bother.

Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:43:46 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: Just For Joe
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

[Quote]From Joe: But at least he follows a team that is still playing this season, eh? I still secretly think YOU hate the Cowboys - I mean, what other reason would you have for coming here? I mean really - WHY? Why are you here? It's certainly not to educate the place with your spelling, nor with your vast knowledge of football. Both of those are facts. Plus you hide behind a fake name. Typical Cowboy fan - not having the balls to use their own name. Well, maybe I can understand that, because if I was a fan of a team like the Cowboys, I wouldn't want to use my real name either as I'd be too embarrassed if someone I knew found out I liked such a travesty of a football team than the Cowboys. Oh my god, you're funny. BTW, my web editing program tells me seven of the words in your email are spelled wrong, not to mention the grammatically incorrect usage of "3rd grade" up in your second paragraph - should be "third grade", but then again, being a third grade level writer, I can't expect you to get that right.[/Quote]

I'll tell yea why I'm here Joe because trash like you the obvious frontrunner fan such as your self who long ago climbed off the wagon while guys like me never left it.

But see I am not mad that Dallas isn't playing right now because I am not greedy and I understand that this was suppose to be a team that maybe was gonna 7-8 games all season long.

So for a team that you seem to only glorify when they lose how do you explain a 10 win record and made the playoffs?

It will be interesting to see how you use your best excuses to get out of answering that question

Or will it be the classic dodge the question type of tactic or maybe you will cry that I am not dumb like your self to use my real name on the internet you see that is why people create names so that people don't hack into your private information. but being the true moron that you are I guess that little fact just like everything else slipped that so called mind of yours

Maybe you can entertain all of us just a little more about other things that no one else seems cares about such as spelling errors and grammar mistakes that only real idiots who can't talk football sit there and cry over

Save your breath on a reply cause nobody wants to hear your ignorant tripe any ways

From Joe: Boy you're confused. You attack me for bring a frontrunner, and falling off the bandwagon. I don't recall ever stating that I was a fan of any team to have fallen off the bandwagon from. As for the entertaining, it's you who is doing it. I suggest you calm down before you burst a blood vessel. I'm fairly calm about this - in fact I have fun laughing at the vitriol that is spewed my way, just proves to me that folks take things far too seriously that shouldn't be taken seriously. Thank you for reaffirming that belief of mine.  As for explaining their record - I again say you're confused.  Go read the intro text on the main page.  It explains everything.  If you still don't get it, then there's nothing else to say, because it can't be explained any simpler than that.  You obviously either are incapable of understanding what I'm telling you, or you just don't want to.  You bore me now, so I don't know if I'm gonna bother posting any more of your emails.

From: "James Brymer" <jamesbrymer@grandecom.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 23:01:18 -0800

I love your Cowboy hate page. I can't wait to see it after the Carolina Panthers do it to them like they did in '97. Good job on it.

From Joe: It was brilliant, wasn't it? Brought a tear to my eye.

Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:47:57 -0500
From: "DesMarais, Michael J. 2006" <DesMarais_M06@moeller.org>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>

Hey you douche bag, I guess you are one of those people that remember the 70's and early 90's. What did the cowboys crush your favorite teem? Yea there are a lot of people that would be lining up to grill the cowboys for the last 5 or 6 years. You all are just bitter pieces of crap. The cowboys will be super bowl material in the next few years. They certainly have the defense for it. (They had the number one defense) I would like to see you try and rip on the cowboys when they had Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, and Michael Irvin. Yea you got the 28 worst moments from 1972-1996. Let's look up the team you like... I am sure there are some pictures from when the cowboys slaughtered them a few years ago.

From Joe: Douche bag?  You're gonna have to try harder than that, I've been insulted by far better than you.  Bitter pieces of crap?  How would you know how crap tastes, anyway?  Rip on the Cowboys when they had Michael Irvin?  Don't have to - he did enough himself (nice role model he is - drug guy, runs around with women).  I don't think the Cowboys slaughtered ANYONE a few years ago.  How quickly Cowboy fans forget 5-11, eh?

Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:24:16 -0600
From: "Torrence, Paul" <Paul.Torrence@del-valle.k12.tx.us>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>

Hey Average Joe, I think I saw you on television last week. Aren't you the skinny nerd with long hair and glasses. Do you really think that the beautiful girl will actually like you. Unlike you, she has class. More than likely, she is probably a Cowboy fan. I can't believe I'm actually taking part of my lunch to email an ignorant moron who has nothing more to do with his life than to spread negative propaganda about the Dallas Cowboys. Obviuosly, you hate the Cowboys because at some point throughout your life these things probably happened...(1) Dallas kicked your teams butt, (2) Dallas won Super Bowls and your team sucked, and lastly, (3) You became jealous because everything is BIGGER in Texas!

Loyal Cowboy Fan

From Joe: No, you didn't see me on TV.  I was at home - the same place the Cowboys are.  Negative propaganda?  Propaganda is something that is a lie and isn't true.  The pictures I post here all happened.  None of them are lies.  Case closed.  Well, maybe the picture of Aikman & Irvin on the "Old Stuff" page didn't happen, but it's just as scary as the Cowboys in real life.

Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2004 20:41:17 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: This is for every one
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com .

Lets stay on topic gents I know how easy it is to get off the beatin path and start running off talking about stupid things such as spelling errors and punctuation mistakes.

This is not 3rd grade english and spelling class there are no pieces of candy if you spell a word correctly.

So Eagles fan lets get right into it shall we you see from my vantage point I have seen nothing that would even warrent a proper responce to the mindless moronic crap you spewed in your last post.

[ From Joe: Yet you did anyway. Doesn't say much for your intelligence, does it? ]

But since you insist on using fans that no one cares about as your best (so called defense) it only proves that you have sunk lower then low when it comes to havin a IQ!

See you frequent sites like this because basicly every one else has alienated you from the fold your comments are old and out dated and your name calling is typical of that of a steet thug or common punk.

You insist on crying and being jealous of Dallas and worst of all you are the worst judge of a persons character that I have ever seen.

Now I can see why Dallas fans throw there 5 super bowl titles in your face each and every time, it just burns you up inside that you can't come back with a reply that counters what there saying.

And Joe it only proves how shallow of a frontrunner fan you are to convert from being a Dallas fan to now a Dallas hater you do your self no justice by putting up pictures of when Dallas loses a game.

For all the Dallas fans who write back E-mail replies

Please do not encourage this clown him and his friends are nothing more then low level scum who deserved to be laughed at for there ignorant way of thinking I think we have provin that they have no clue what the game is about they live in constant denial over what matters and what don't and to be honest it's not worth the time or effort to debate your football knowledge with idiots

From Joe: But at least he follows a team that is still playing this season, eh? I still secretly think YOU hate the Cowboys - I mean, what other reason would you have for coming here? I mean really - WHY? Why are you here? It's certainly not to educate the place with your spelling, nor with your vast knowledge of football. Both of those are facts. Plus you hide behind a fake name. Typical Cowboy fan - not having the balls to use their own name. Well, maybe I can understand that, because if I was a fan of a team like the Cowboys, I wouldn't want to use my real name either as I'd be too embarrassed if someone I knew found out I liked such a travesty of a football team than the Cowboys. Oh my god, you're funny.  BTW, my web editing program tells me seven of the words in your email are spelled wrong, not to mention the grammatically incorrect usage of "3rd grade" up in your second paragraph - should be "third grade", but then again, being a third grade level writer, I can't expect you to get that right.

From: "Art Edelman" <youowe6795@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2004 01:24:30 -0500

First off, I would like to thank the creator of this site for their continuing hard work. Your efforts are very much appreciated!

To the "Jerry Jones" wannabe (I actually feel sorry for you wanting to be such a wannabe)..

Your response to my last email is spoken like a true Dallas Cowboys frontrunner... The Cowboys are at the center of the universe. Sad thing is that The Cowboy universe is the size of a dime (for the Cowboys themselves...a dime bag).

Anyway, let's address your Cowboy drivel, shall we?

>> Funny how you only hear from the Egirls fans only after they manage to beat Dallas but as soon as the Egirls fail to win a sb title just like they will once againthis year they will vanish till next season <<

Hmm...let's see here. Since you seem to have a comprehension problem, or maybe it's some type of undiagnosed "girl problem", I'll continue to address the Philadelphia football sports franchise in the term that you fixate on so much. An "Egirl" fan would never frequent a site of such ill-repute as a Cowboys fan page. What he would do is use his brain (something that a majority of Cowboys fans lack) and search for the one true site on the internet, an anti-Cowboys site. What did I find, but a glorious site such as this. So, as hard as it is for you to believe, we Egirls fans to happen upon sites like this, and when we do, there is much rejoicing. It has nothing to do with the fact that the Egirls beat the Cowboys (that could actually be confused with a technique that the Cowboys fans utilize frequently, and that would be frontrunning), that just only adds to the sweetness of this wonderful site.

By the way, what is a "sb" title? If you are referring to a Super Bowl title, the proper abbreviation to use would be "S.B.", not "sb". I guess expecting you to have a proper education would negate the fact of being a Cowboys fan.

>> And then we will hear about how the Brides Maids of the NFL will win it all this year, so it is all to familiar with there fans who live to beat Dallas but they can't live to win championships <<

Funny thing here is that I never said anything like that. The proverbial crystal ball always is utilized by the ever-present Cowboys fan who always says not only how wonderful and great they are (which we all know that talk is the result of using that dime bag) and how they are going to win everything year after year, as they have always done in the past. Wake up Cowboys fans and stop living in the past. Live in the present, and if you actually did, you would realize what a pathetic performance you put out this past weekend in the wild card race. Out of respect for the one Cowboys fan who keeps his mouth shut after such an embarrassing performance like that, I will not say anything. On the grammatical point, the words brides maids should not have been capitalized. To further the obvious lack of education that we are dealing with here, when talking about a team's fan base, the word to use is "their", not "there". The word "there" refers to a geographical location, such as home, which is where all the Cowboys and "their" fans will be watching the Super Bowl game from.

>> Pretty sad and pathetic how they hang there hats on such dismal things being a Loser for so many years has not changed there ignorant way of thinking! <<

First off, no mention of "hats" or "hanging" anything was mentioned before, although it should be now. Hanging of the entire team should be the consequence of the dismal performance they Cowboys put out this past weekend. In your paragraph here, the word "loser" should not have been capitalized, and the only ignorant thing here is your continued butchering of the English language. Read your paragraph reprinted above, and remember the previous lesson on the word "there". Reflect on this while you are watching the Super Bowl from the comfort of your living room, like the Cowboys will be doing themselves.

>> "The Miami game was lost long before the offense could do anything about it because the defense stunk that day, the Egirls game was lost only after Carter gave the game away tied 10-10 at half time it was any ones game so don't pat your self to hard on the back and be sure to send Carter a thank you note" <<

Just as soon as you think a Cowboys fan is ready to turn the corner and see the light that his team needs work by recognizing the fact that they are sub-par, or "stinks" as you put it, you go right ahead and do your usual, and that is try and blame your iniquities and failures on someone else. Suck it up and admit your team just stinks and stop there. Please do not subject us to another un-Godly run-on sentence like that. Did you ever hear of punctuation, grammatics, and proper sentence structure before? Obviously not by the glaring last statement that you made. There is no sentence structure, a lack of any grammatical skills, and no period to end this run-on monstrosity. Carter did not give away anything after "halftime" (unlike your use of the words "half time"), the Cowboys were simply outplayed. Sure it would have been "anyone's" (unlike your use of the words "any ones") game if the two teams were both playing competitively, which the Egirls were and the Cowboys were not. Patting "yourself" (unlike your use of the words "your self") is a technique perfected by Cowboys fans, so we pretty much leave that you you guys so you can claim you have something, other than the company of the Cowboys team at home watching the Super Bowl this year. The only person that should get a thank you note would be the real Jerry Jones for continuing to be so short sighted and put the team out like he has been. We thank him because it gives all of us normal people a point of reference in what not to do.

We will try this one more time for your comprehension...

It is E-A-G-L-E-S... If you prefer to address the team as Egirls, we'll continue to allow you to do so. It makes it even easier to pick a frontrunning bandwagon jumper, that has jumped off of the bandwagon, out in the crowd and single him out for his iniquities.

E-A-G-L-E-S

GO EAGLES!!!

Guh Guh La Guh!

From Joe: There's little I need to add to this masterpiece except this.  Mr Edelman, this guy says he is the real Jerry Jones - I mean he wouldn't lie and hide behind a fake email, would he?

Mr. Jones, as an owner of an NFL football team, it might behoove you to make use of this URL. http://www.dictionary.com - it might help you, provided you can figure out the difference between there and their.  Perhaps that might mean http://www.thesarus.com, or possibly even this book from Amazon.com - I'm sure it will help.

From: "Doc" <dox44@earthlink.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: cryboys
Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2004 00:04:19 -0500

Hey Joe -

Nice job on the anti - cowboys site. I'm in Charlotte, and we can't wait for those scumbags to show up and take their beating. Our D-line is going to shred that pitiful offense and quincy will think he's Batman.

I'm looking for pictures from the 96 - 97 playoffs (panthers vs. cowboys). I am willing to trade or pay or whatever. You've got a nice scource for photos, what's the deal? Can't wait for the cryboys with their heads down and a Panther claw up their aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssss.

Later
D.O.C.

From Joe: Did you enjoy the beating?  I know I did!   There's also no way a Cowboy could be Batman.  He's not an idiot.

Date: Tue, Dec 30 2003 23:32:05 -8000 (PST)
From:: Your a dumbass bitch
Email Address: eatshit@yathatsright.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
URL: http://COWBOYSare#1.com

Your anti-cowboys site makes me sick.  They are awesome and your a fag.  Go root for the texans or something, stop riding the cowboys dicks.

From Joe: They are awesome?  I don't think so.  This weekend's game against the Panthers proved that.  Fag?  Well, not only am I not a fag, but if I was, I know I could do better than you.   You sure you weren't talking about yourself on the riding comment there?

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 11:33:11 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: This One Is For The Egirls Fan
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com .

>> I write not to bash you, but to applaud you. The only people that need bashing are the Cowboy fans themselves. Coming from the mouth of a Cowboys fan...eat your soul? I guess you cannot expect much from a Cowboys fan anyway. It also appears that you cannot expect much from the Cowboys either. They get blown away by the Dolphins on Thanksgiving 40 - 21, and today they get whupped up on by the Eagles 36-10. Way to go "Boys". Don't hear much from the "Cowboys Faithful" now, do we? I guess that is because the bandwagon just got lighter...E-A-G-L-E-S GO EAGLES!!!!! <<

Funny how you only hear from Egirls fans only after
they manage to beat Dallas but as soon as the Egirls
fail to win a sb title just like they will once again
this year they will vanish till next season.

And then we will hear how the Brides Maids of the NFL
will win it all this year, so it is all to familiar
with there fans who live to beat Dallas but they can't
live to win championships.

Pretty sad and pathetic how they hang there hats on
such dismal things being a Loser for so many years has
not changed there ignorant way of thinking!

The Miami game was lost long before the offense could
do anything about it because the defense stunk that
day, the Egirls game was lost only after Carter gave
the game away tied at 10-10 at half time it was any
ones game so don't pat your self to hard on the back
and be sure to send Carter a thank you note

From Joe: Oh, like Cowboys fans didn't vanish during three straight years of 5-11 teams?  I rest my case.  If they were real fans, they would have been supporting the team during that time - did they?  Hell, no. 

Also, this is your second email in a day, and third sent to me.  I think you really do hate the Cowboys - what other reason would you have for showing up all the time on my site like you do?

Date: Thu, 11 Dec 2003 11:21:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: Post This One Up For The Entire World To See
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com .

[Quote]I actually used to like the Cowboys back in the
Staubach days, but not now. No way.[/Quote]

Spokin like a true front running bandwagonin Ex Dallas
Cowboys fan!

So in reality you were never a real Cowboys fan I have
seen your kind before Joe! I know one fan who loved
the Cowboys way back when and now claims that he is a
Raiders fan! Seen on 1 message board a ex Cowboy fan
who now is a devote Crudinals fan and it all seems to
be the same lame excuse every time

Jerry Jones drove me away because he fired Tom Landry
so is that what drove you away Joe or was it that all
you ever loved was the winning and when that ceased to
exsist for a while you you ceased being a Dallas fan?

From Joe: Because the team has no class anymore.   Hasn't since Landry left.  Shame, too.   I never was a Cowboys fan, I just said I liked 'em - along the lines of respecting them.  Don't have any of that anymore.   And that is laid at the feet of the owner.  Or should I say you, Mr. Totally-Authentic-Email-Address.

From: "Art Eddleman" <youowe6795@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:48:57 -0500

I write not to bash you, but to applaud you. The only people that need
bashing are the Cowboy fans themselves. Coming from the mouth of a Cowboys
fan...eat your soul? I guess you cannot expect much from a Cowboys fan
anyway. It also appears that you cannot expect much from the Cowboys
either. They get blown away by the Dolphins on Thanksgiving 40 - 21, and
today they get whupped up on by the Eagles 36-10. Way to go "Boys". Don't
hear much from the "Cowboys Faithful" now, do we? I guess that is because
the bandwagon just got lighter...

E-A-G-L-E-S

GO EAGLES!!!!!

From Joe: I'm speechless.  This email is so brilliant, I want to cry.

Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2003 11:09:46 -0800 (PST)
From: Brandon Jennings <bpj025@yahoo.com>
Subject: Too much time
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

You must really have no life to dedicate an entire site to a sports team you don't like. Its also funny that Dallas has 5 rings, I guess you forgot to mention that nobody has won more, what a moron you must be.

From Joe: What does that say about you?  You apparently have the time to READ the site and then compose an email to a moron.  Gee, I wonder who the real moron is here?

From: kboyfan@webtv.net (Chuck Montgomery)
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2003 10:15:29 -0500 (EST)
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page

HOW BOUT THOSE CAROLINA PANTHERS? HOW ABOUT DA BOYZ HAVING THE BEST
RECORD IN THE NFC? HOW BOUT' THOSE COWBOYS!

From Joe: How about it?  Didn't last very long, did it?  I'm not surprised.  I bet you're denying it, eh?  Cowboy fans can never admit when their team LOSES - they just hide.  As I said, frontrunners.

From: "Josh" <josh@013.net.il>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Jealousy rears its ugly head
Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 21:07:53 +0200

You are so Jealous. I love it!!!! Eat it. You probably hate all great
American fixture like the Cowboys. Sounds to me you are a Niners fan in
more ways than one.

From Joe: Jealous of what?  Of the Cowboys?  You've got to be kidding me.  Oh wait - you're serious, aren't you?   Your rather intelligent use of "Eat It" proves my point.  Cowboy fans don't seem to be able to take any kind of criticism at all without freaking out.  Sure, I'm a Niners fan...  whenever they're playing the Cowboys, you can bet your ass I'm a Niners fan.    As for American fixtures, well, what can I say?  I like football.  I don't like the Cowboys.  I guess that makes me very American.

Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 12:54:20 -0800 (PST)
From: Jerry Jones <dallascowboysownergmjerryjones@yahoo.com>
Subject: Post This up
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Let me ask all you die hard Dallas fans a very serious
question and that is why do you give jack offs like
this clown the time of day?

He admitts he is not even a fan of a team and then to
further put his neck in the rope by saying and i now
quote

[Quote]I could probably like the team if they got rid
of five people (actually, three are gone now since I
started this page (Barry Switzer, Deion $anders, &
Michael Irvin - unfortunately Jerry Jones isn't going
anywhere, and Bill Parcells came on after my original
four were laid out). What a bunch of crybabies.[/Quote]

So he openly admitts that he would be a front runner
fan, please people put a stop to this clowns ingorance
ignore it he is no fan just some front runner trying
to get under your skin and as long as you continue to
write this idiot you only make things worse

From Joe: As Cowboy fans usually miss the point, let me make it more clear for you.  As I said on the front page (you did bother to READ it, right?  It is more than a couple of words, so I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't), I'm no fan of any one particular team.  I like the sport.  I'm just an anti-Cowboy fan.  It's as simple as that.  I COULD like the Cowboys, but for the reasons I stated (and you thankfully quoted) I am not.  I actually used to like the Cowboys back in the Staubach days, but not now.  No way.   Go read the intro to the main page again if you need further clarification.

And Cowboy fans don't seem to be able to help themselves (making things worse).  Look at the feedback I get.  It's pretty indicative of what I've come to expect from Cowboy fans.  S'ok.  I'll keep posting the emails, because they'll keep coming.  ;)

Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2003 01:03:27 -0800 (PST)
From: gssd fggfdsa <hov2322@yahoo.com>
Subject: [spam] #1 Defence In NFL
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

You are so jealous... Burn with Rage Cowboy Hater!
Burn with rage... Whats wrong? Look your face is red
HA HA HA... How dare you insult America`s Team...
You have no class... You are green with envy...
Good Day Monkey....

From Joe: Jealous?  You've got to be kidding.  Burn with rage?  It seems that's what YOU are doing.  You see, I don't care.  I just do this for fun, I don't really CARE.  Monkey?  Last time I checked, I was able to communicate with more than grunts, which is more than I can say for..  well, you know what I mean.   America's Team?  Nope, that's not the Cowboys either.  In order to be America's Team, you have to have that title GIVEN to you, not have it be self-proclaimed like the Cowboys did with it.

From Joe 2: Also, I find it funny my Spam blocking software tagged your email as spam (see the subject of the email) - it tried to protect me from Cowboy fans, but I get too much enjoyment from watching Cowboy fans freak out.  I just wish I could have been there on Thanksgiving day.  Buhahaha.  Where was that #1 defense on Thaksgiving Day?  Buhahahaha

Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 23:19:35 -0800 (PST)
From: Tabitha Cooper <wamr_apple_pie_1@yahoo.com>
Subject: so you hate the cowboys
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

hello,

this is not hate mail. i do not hate people and i am definitly not going to hate you because you hate the Dallas Cowboys. i just think it is stupid to post there bad moments only. if you are really a true Dallas Cowboy hate you fan you should have enough guts to relize there good moments. they are now 7 and 2 and going strong. and if you are going to call them cry babys then you should make fun of the forty wieners or the ear biter radiers also. and one more thing to make fun of the Dallas Cowboys you are really only doing it out of spite because they have won five super bowls and been there more then any other team. so really they have been down in the gutter before but now that there back on top you should give credit were creidt is do.

well good bye and have a nice day.

From Joe: Nah - no credit. They luck out - they don't win.  They're the Cowboys. Ear biter radiers? What the hell is that? Oh, you mean the RAIDERS. And I don't see Mike Tyson in uniform for the Raiders - I think you're just confused.   That's OK.  I forgive you.  You can't help it following the Cowboys.

From: "Justin Schweiger" <drbunzz6699@msn.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: COWBOYS RULE!!
Date: Wed, 05 Nov 2003 21:24:15 -0500

To all you fuckers bad mouthing Dallas,
If you keep talking shit about the COWBOYS I will come to your house and
eat your soul. You stupid motherfuckers. Why would you even talk shit about the
Cowboys, you stupid fucks. Eat Shit.

Sincerely,
J PIMP

P.S. The Redskins suck my balls.

From Joe: Eat my soul?  Somehow I don't think I'm the stupid motherfucker here - I don't go around saying stupid things like that.   Of course with a name like J PIMP I wouldn't expect any kind of intelligence from you in the first place.

From: AHDZ5@cs.com
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 13:25:54 EDT
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

sure do spend alot of your precious time on the cowboys

From Joe: No, not at all - I already talked about that on the front page of the site.  But then again, I shouldn't be too surprised folks missed that, as it does require you to read more than two words to find the information.

From: "Stewart, Scott" <Scott.Stewart@parexel.com>
To: "'americasteamsucks@gmail.com'" <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 13:28:15 -0400

How ya like us now you no life loser!!!!!

How bout dem Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! punk

From Joe: My feelings haven't changed - but Cowboy fans frontrunners certainly have - how come I never saw these kinds of emails when they were losing?   Oh yeah, because Cowboy fans frontunners don't pay attention unless they're winning, that's why!

From: Clana@mchsi.com
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com,<americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: (none)
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 15:19:49 +0000 .

HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR WINNING, DIVISION-LEADING 5-1 TEAM NOW????? DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE IT WHEN EVERYTIME YOU TURN ON THE TV, THEY ARE RAVING ABOUT THE COWBOYS???
BILL PARCELLS IS AN ANGEL SENT FROM THE HEAVENS!!!!!

WHY DON'T YOU CLOSE DOWN YOUR STUPID, IMMATURE LITTLE WEBSITE? THOSE LOSING
DAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!!

GOOOOOO COWBOYS!!!!!!!

From Joe: Calm down, Beavis.  I'll say this.  Beat some real teams, and then we can talk - that's the problem with Cowboy fans frontrunners, as soon as one thing goes their way, they're going to be undefeated and win the Super Bowl.  That's one of the precise reasons I can't stand Cowboy fans frontrunners.  Losing days are over, eh?   Let's see what happens when you play teams that are good - oh yeah, you get shut out 16-0, that's what happens.   Also, learn how to properly send email, like use of proper capitalization, and punctuation.   And use proper email etiquette like including a subject.

Subject:
Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 15:47:46 -0500
From: "Juan Gonzales"
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

WIN, LOSE OR DRAW. 100% COWBOYS FAN HERE.

I BET U WONT USE THIS ONE. YOUR HATING
ON AMERICAS TEAM, SIMPLE BECAUSE YOUR FATHER
OR MAYBE UR MOTHER OR ALL UR FAMILY MEMBERS LOVE THE
COWBOYS.  YOUR FATHER PROBABLY MOLESTED U AND
THIS THE WAY TO GET BACK AT HIM, OR MAYBE YOUR
MOTHER ABANDON U IN A SHOPPING MALL, AND THIS IS THE
ONLY WAY TO GET BACK AT HER. GIVE IT UP---YOUR WORTHLESS.
O YEAH---FU.. THE texans. I LIVE IN HOUSTON, AND HATE THEM bit....

From Joe: Of course I'll use it, I use all mail I get sent about my Cowboys site.  My father and mother would know better than to root for the Cowboys - they're more intelligent.  As for the molestation remark?  Well, even if I was, I fail to see how disliking what barely qualifies as a football team would be revenge for molestation.  As for me being worthless, well, obviously not - someone has to be here to point out idiots such as yourself who doesn't know what a caps lock key is, doesn't know how to enter a subject in their email, and doesn't know how to properly end an email.  "AND HATE THEM bit..."  What the hell does that mean?  Of course, I expect actually being a fan of the Cowboys might do that to you, so you're excused.

From: Kinkey2336DD
Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 08:28:59 EDT
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
X-Mailer: 8.0 for Windows sub 910

What a dumbass you are lol! You seriously need some help guy! Why the hell would you put so much time and effort into making this page? It makes no sence at all! Normal people wouldnt want to think of something they hated or disliked and take numerous hours probly even months and make a pretty little web site, I know I would want to keep it off of my mind. I honestly think sir that you are a moron! "If I only had a brain"....would be a great name for your next site guy! lol #1 Cowboy fan baby! -Jennifer aka Kinkey36DD

From Joe: Kinkey36DD?  Jennifer?  What woman goes around using that kind of screen name?  None.  Seems to me that you're the one with the problems if you have to hide behind some lame ass screen name like that.  Also the fact that you use AOL proves you are the one who is the moron and needs a brain (see the XMailer header).

From: "Eric Wesenyak"
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 13:46:03 -0500

Joe,
A therapist might be able to help you�..in the meantime don't take any loaded weapons into crowded places. Just stay at home in the safety of your parent's basement masturbating in front of your computer monitor. The maturation process is a long and difficult one. You must persevere.

Regretfully,
Eric

From Joe: "Parents basemen masturbating in front of your computer monitor?"  The maturation process you describe seems to apply to yourself.  Sure you weren't looking in the mirror and mistook me for yourself when you wrote that?

Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 16:20:29 -0800 (PST)
From: Joshua Bauer
Subject: DC Fan
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Yo, i won't diss you at all because your entitled to your opinion. I'm mature enough to respect your opinion but i disagree. Even though the Dallas Cowboys are goin through a dry period (every team has them) there still an exciting team to watch because you never know whats gonna happen. A lot has to do with there coaching but look at all the great players that has came from Dallas. Just out of curiosity who's your favorite team(s).

The DC Fan kickin it from NYC,
The Names J B

From Joe: "Exciting team to watch"?  Yeah, if you like watching losers.  Or Jerry Jones "harrumphing" on the sidelines and wondering why he doesn't go 16-0 every year.

From: JamesTheExtreme
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 18:38:18 EST
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Hey its America and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I actually respect you for putting up the website because unlike many other people, it lets you see the darkside of the Dallas Cowboys. Don't get me wrong, I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, I was on the bandwagon in the 90's but even now I still cheer for them, so I can confidently say that I am no longer a front runner. I enjoy reading what people dislike about them. I really do not take offense to anything you saw, unlike many of the other readers you have. Most of them are probably pre-puberty so what they think really don't matter anyway. That's just my two cents on the page. Good Luck with it, hopefully I get to read more of your fan mail cause it really makes he smile seeing the simpleminded side of NFL football fans. I like the name Cryboys too.

James/Dallas, TX

From Joe: I don't know what to say.  A fan mail from someone who is a Cowboys fan who doesn't insult the crap out of me.  I'm stunned.  This kind of email isn't as much fun as the ones below though.  :)

From: Brian Belbot
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 19:57:41 EDT
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

Jerry Jones is king.  He brought 3 titles to "America's Team".  What is it that makes you hate them so bad, you must be a Texans fan.
Fag.

From Joe: I was actually prepared to say "Hey, someone who doesn't like what I'm doing yet isn't a complete moron.  But then you went and said "Fag".  I know I shouldn't have expected an intelligent discussion from Cowboys fans.

From: "Ruiz, Ceasar"
To: "'americasteamsucks@gmail.com'" <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 11:02:03 -0700

Listen you good for nothing a- hole get a life I am sure you were on the band wagon and now that someone beat them you are growing balls to send these emails why don't send your home adress so we can see who you are and give you a good cowboy ass whoopin !!!!

From Joe: Good for nothing?  Well, I irritate Cowboy fans, so I guess that's something.   As for giving out my address, hey - I'm not that stupid.  Plus, I'm not a Cowboy fan, so that too makes me not stupid.  Growing balls?  Pardon?  I've always been a male, that's not been an issue all my life.

From: BlackEyes
Date: Tue, 20 Aug 2002 23:22:51 EDT
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com

You must think your funny, I'm 15 and I've a COWBOYS FAN since I was 2 so I don't know if you asked TROY, EMMITT,DEION, MOOSE, OR MICHAEL IRVIN FOR AN AUTOGRAPH AND THEY MUST HAVE DISSED YOU. BUT I HATE THE CARDINALS AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE BOYS ARE THE BEST OF ALL TIME, BUT THIS IS AMERICA RIGHT? BUT THE COWBOYS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU VOICE YOUR  OPINION.

From Joe: Best of all time?  Buahahahaha.  Like I'd want an autograph from a bunch of crybabies like that - especially Michael Irvin.   If the Cowboys are America's Team, that would explain what is wrong with the country, I suppose.  However, since you're 15, I see you have a lot to learn about the world.

From: "Dustin Bell"
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 13:51:41 -0600

From Joe: Cocksore?  Dawg?  You sure you're not Michael Irvin?  He has a potty mouth, too.  As for the time I spend on this site?  Believe me, it's nothing.  When you do websites for a living, something like this takes about 10 seconds to update.  Believe me, it's not work.  Besides, it pisses off Cowboys fans, so that alone makes it worthwhile.

From: John C. Moore
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 06, 2002 11:51 PM
Subject: confused

Damn you got those pictures of them falling down and and some with tackles I hate the fact that nobody gets knocked down or tackled but us. I hate it that we don't get every pass completed every run does'nt make it for a touchdown WHY WHY WHY are we the only one this happens to?
But then I think why do we have all the quarterback records all the
superbowl records and yes the one that all the pussy Dallas haters
love the best running back of all time the list just goes on and on it really gets kind of embarrasing it's like were braging but it's just the facts. OH that green little monster JELOUSY it's so sad. so sorry
THE ONLY TEAM GOOD ENOUGH TO REPRESENT "AMERICA'S TEAM" YOUR DALLAS COWBOY'S
Thank you very much
johnny moore

From Joe: I'd be confused too if I thought I was a fan of the Dallas Cowboys.  But that's OK, I forgive you.  And I'm not jealous - I have pity on Cowboys fans - they just don't know any better.

Date: Thu, 18 Jul 2002 14:21:08 -0700
From: "Wakeboard Dallas"
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Rule - Joe sucks

Hey Joe - your website sucks....

As with all anti - cowboys fans, I am sure your intellegence level is sub par... and that you are a die-hard fan of some team that is much richer in tradition and has won many more championships than our Boys... and you have failed to realize the error of your ways...

So stop being a hater and pay your respects to the BEST team in the history of the NFL... THE DALLAS COWBOYS

You are in Garland for Christs sake.. how could you not be a Cowboys fan? Who do you root for on Sundays the Cardinals? Quit dressing like a women in your spare time - be a MAN - SHOW SOME LOVE for the BOYS...

Ah ha .. after further research - I see the problem.. You are a CAT LOVING FREAK!!!

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

From Joe: "quit dressing like a woman in your spare time?"  That's what you insult me with?  That really goes with your comment of "I am sure your intelligence level is sub par" above - me thinks you were applying that statement to the wrong person.

Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 20:07:30 -0700
From: Cecelia Monique Goddard
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page

Hey buddy,

Sorry, I don't remember your name. I appreciate certain aspects of your' website. It's well done and you have a good sense of humor. I guess you have to in order to NOT love the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, thats right I really do sincerely love the Dallas Cowboys. Maybe it's because I always am cognizant of the fact that cretins like you, and your ilk really do hate us. I'm sorry maybe you'd rather throw your weight behind a bunch of social misfits like the Raiders. Whats that? Oh right, I forgot you are an impartial observer of the pig-skin game. I find your premise laughable. (Oh wait, I forgot you are a fucking idiot, you probably don't even know what your deep seated motivations are for launching this web-site). I will illuminate you. You obviously deep down, love the Dallas Cowboys. The problem is you never received enought love from your mother. There you have it. Cutting right to the chase, you should be a fan of the "Boys", for no other reason than they are the greatest franchise in all of the NFL. I wax poetic, but........They have been to more Super-Bowls, than any other franchise. They are currently tied for most Superbowls won, at five.  Finally, they have a mystical quality about them, which allows them to elevate their play to an astounding level.

Sincerely, a fan(of the Cowboys)

From Joe: Mystical quality that allows 'em to elevate their play to an astounding level?  That's just too funny, I don't even have to abuse it.  However, 5-11 could really be considered "elevated" if all you have to look forward to is a Dallas Cowboys football game, I guess.