The Dallas Cryboys Anti-Fan Picture Page: Fan Mail

I've been saying for a couple of years that I was going to get around to posting the fan mail of folks who email me. Decided I was finally going to do that. Just so they can't get pissed, remember, if you email me, I'm likely to post your email, but I won't post your actual email address. That I won't do. Anyway, here they are! :)

Oh, that is not me in the picture here. I do have a similar style shirt, but I don't know what I did with it, I need to dig it out, and get it on the site.

WARNING: Be warned! Some of the language used here is worse than Michael Irvin when he's in front of a live microphone. Original spelling mistakes left in, too.

NEW! Due to the volume of feedback on this page, I've gone and created a "Fanmail Hall of Fame" for the emails that for one reason or another stand out from the avalanche of stupidity below. Check it out.

from Benward Joiner Intertek <benward.joiner@intertek.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 18, 2007 2:42 PM
subject The Cowgirls

For as long as I can remember I have always hated the Cowboys. Of course I am a Redskins fan ( may your soul rest in peace Sean Taylor ). Like you. I agree that just because someone puts a silver or in some cases white helmet on with a star on it they think they have to be the best. Now how many “ Cowboy fans “ are there that are really Cowboy fans? It seems that when the Cowboys are having a winning season they have a huge spurt in fans. I mean come on. Let’s look at the facts. You have a wide receiver that seems to drop more passes than he actually catches. You have an owner that, well do I really need to say anything about him? A safety that can seem to only tackle somebody if he horse collars them. I mean I could go on and on with people like Sam Hurd, Flozell who seems to have a shit load of false starts and Crayton who seems to be no better than Owens. The Eagles game was one of the best that I have seen. I mean to see that idiot T.O. on the sidelines all pissed off that he could not catch anything. And for McNabb to mock him by spreading his arms was just awesome. People think that it was unnecessary, but come on. If Owens can go into Philly and act like he is flying then it is only fair. I love the fact that everybody blames Jessica Simpson for the loss. Just like the Cowboys. They can never own up that they have had a bad game. They have to put the focus on something else. Oh yea. Jessica Simpson was the reason. All by herself? She caused the whole team to play like crap. Stop making excuses and just face the facts that your heads got to big and you got out played. Go home and cry to your money grubbing wives and shut the hell up. There is no way that they will ever be “ America’s Team “!! Maybe you will realize that Phillips record is not all that great when it comes to the playoffs. Lets see…..1993 that was a loss, 98 & 99 both losses. Zero wins and 3 losses. This season is nothing but a fluke. Accept it and understand it.

From Joe: Yeah. Of course Terrell Owens let his real feelings out by insulting her, then of course did the usual backpedaling. Gott a love that.

from daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 17, 2007 2:54 AM
subject Re: Time to update your lovely site.

Great win by the Eagles today. Loved what Westbrook did. Take a Knee at the Dallas 1 yard line rather than score. That way Philadelphia could kill the clock. Brilliant plan. And that way Tony Homo could not get the ball back was Brilliant. And Troy Aikman stating all through out the game that 10 points would not be enough to win. The last time I checked 10 is a Larger Number than 6. And Once again Tony Homo Dropped the Ball Yet again. Mwah! Haw!Haw!Haw!Haw! I'll bet that our pallie Mikey Coceran will yet again have to send you some more hate mail also. Why because you already covered it. His panties are in a wad over the fact that people actually hate the Irving Cowturds. All I gotta say is Great week for me. Houston won and is 7-7 with 2 whole games to go. And Irving lost to an Eagles team that is basically done for the season. But showing signs of life. More Heart than Irving will ever have. And to think that in 2009 They become totally fraudulent. Because Arlington ain't even in Dallas County.

From Joe: Yeah, the Westbrook dropdown was a complete and total middle finger. Would Terrell Owens or anyone else from Dallas do that? Heck no, they'd take the stats. Westbrook cares more for his TEAM than himself. Something Owens never ever learned anywhere. Ask Baltimore how they feel about TO.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 7:58 AM
subject (none)

So yeah, I am a huge cowboys fan and I love your site. Your perception of the annoying redneck cowboy fans, beautiful. But whether you know it or not, there are quite a bit of us who are classy, respectful, and know when we are beaten. The way you dis them, insult them, or just say mean crap about them makes me laugh, because I know I'm not one of them. It's even more laughable seeing these drunken morons email messages that contain nothing but the f word 500 times and a broken caps lock key. So yeah, even though this is a site devoted to hating my team. I still get a good laugh.

P.S. Yeah, the Pats are a better team and deserved that 21 point blowout, but I'm still proud of 12-1

From Joe: the 12-1 number is impressive, although realistically it should be 10-3, couple of those were last second luck-outs. Course, it's now 12-2. I'm sorry, the 10-6 loss to the Eagles is just TOO funny, because it's mostly due this site's patron saint. If I got to look at this, I wouldn't want to play football or look at TO either.

from Erick Ahlstedt <Erick.Ahlstedt@concur.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 10:45 AM
subject Eagles Suck

From Joe: Bet you had some issues with the 10-6, game eh? The fact that the Cryboys LOST to the Eagles 10-6 in 2007 is the thing that I would think YOU wouldn't want posted. "Search my soul - I know it to be true". This isn't Star Wars, buddy, and I'm not Luke Skywalker. You're confused.

from Dexter Hall <dhall@isa-net.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 10, 2007 7:58 AM
subject (none)

From Joe: Who's the bigger loser here? Me, or you, the supposed Cowboys fan who has nothing better to than hang out here looking for me to update? I think YOU need something better to do with your life. Mine's doing quite well, thank you. Also, please include a subject. Proper email etiquette says you should properly fill out your emails. Thank you.

from Sebastian Münz <apocalypsegandalf@yahoo.de>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Dec 5, 2007 9:50 AM
subject are you crazy man!

From Joe: The immortal Dallas Cowboys? What the hell is that shit? You're an idiot. You're almost as retarded as that doofus mascot the Cryboys have on the sidelines.

from Hudspeth, Richard <Richard.Hudspeth@bp.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Dec 3, 2007 11:40 AM
subject Great Site

II was just wondering how the T.O. and Phillips relationship is going? Oh, and I'm pretty sure you posted something about Jason Garrett not being a good signing? He's probably the MVP of the team right now. Also, it's pretty fucking pathetic that you even have this website even when you are reduced to posting the losses in the preseason, (as if they actually matter at all) just for material. There's also no reason to even post the Pats game cuz you know as much i do, they are the best team in the NFL and just dominating everyone (except the eagles, i know, but that was just a fluke). You are fucking moron and don't have any idea what you are talking about. Yeah they cowboys have had their problems in the past with bad teams and even with trouble making players, but you know what, which team hasn't? Do you even have a favorite team? Why don't you cheer for them instead of being jealous of a great team and franchise.

America's Fan

From Joe: Have you been watching the sidelines the last few games? Since the Cryboys have started their usual slide down in December, TO has started complaining and yelling at people on the sidelines again. Loss to Philly, skin of the teeth win against the fucking Lions, I mean come on. When they win, TO is happy, but the moment they start doing bad, he's back to his usual Keyshawn self.. "Throw me the fucking ball". Yeah, TO. You have more drops than catches. That's a real elite WR there. Buahahahaha. Also, your email subject is incorrect.

I can understand why u hate the cowboys b/c we're cocky and all that shit with the whole America's Team and everything but almost every team in the national football league is cocky, you have to be unless you just suck like the Dolphine (blame that to injuries, but prolley still would suck anyways), the Jets, Rams, Raiders, Falcolns, or 49ers haha. I'm kidding, but really I'd say the boys are goin pretty strong at 11-1, still think the Patriots are the best but you won't hear me say that except on here and i think that if we make it to the Super bowl and played them again it would be a tight one. I have found it amusing that you haven't had much to write about but i like the video...much love man, and I've been cheering for the Texans when i happen to catch 'em on TV but they aren't on much in Dallas.

P.S. idk if u give a shit or not but McNabb is the most overrated player in the national football league..

From Joe: You again? You still haven't done much about your spelling since your last email. Here's a picture for you.

from HPVACaleb@aol.com
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com,
date Nov 30, 2007 9:04 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe: You know, I'm tired of fucking explaining my team loyalties. It's on the site numerous times. Go read the fucking site, I'm tired of explaining it to retards who are too stupid to pay attention to what they're reading. Your answer is already on the site.

I love this! All of the neg. remarks on your site and now we are here in wk 11....and all of you are seeing STARS!! Romo, Owens, Crayton, Witten, Jones, Barbar, Ellis, Newman, Henery, Williams, James, and the list gose on and on....The Cowboys STILL have \been to the MOST Super bowls then any other team in the NFL and only has two other teams that could match the Cowboys with SB wins! 5 - one for every point on the star, they might have to change thier logo this year!! lol Look, I live in MD not far from Fed Ex field and go to every skins game in my Dallas gear and I see all of the disappointed faces pass by! Its OK, there is always next year!

Rob

From Joe: And how many of those guys aren't hurt, or screwing up their team messing around on the side? Yeah, there will be next year when the Cowboys choke in the playoffs yet AGAIN. Something you should be used to again. Might be time to bring up this pic again.

From Joe: You again? You must enjoy it here. At least you're getting a proper football education hanging out here as much as you do. The Green Bay video took me literally all of about 10 seconds to put online. Honestly. I've already explained below why I haven't been updating much this season. Go read. I'm not going to bother explaining it to you again.

From Joe: Yeah, enjoy the crumble. It's started. Barely beat Detroit, a team you should have CRUSHED. Lost to Philly, and now you're under the curse of Romo wanting to get laid in December again. Buahahahahaha.

Just reading a few of the past emails from the cryboys.
I noticed one of them saying Favre is a loser and always will be, I was just wondering if he has been living under a rock somewhere in tx?

#1 in TD passes
#1 in wins
#1 in 300 yd passing games
#1 in completions
And yes #1 in interceptions, only because he has thrown 1000 times more than anybody else.
Yup, really sounds like a loser to me……dumb ass cryboy fan

Oh and by the way Green Bay has 12 championships, dallas cryboys only have 5.
And about your supposed Americas team designation, SORRY again, Gree Bay is the true Americas Team, voted by football fans year after year after year.

After tonight, the Green Bay Packers will be 11-1 and the cryboy fans will start a whining campaigne like never before seen…..it was the officials, it was the because so an so got hurt, it was because there were too many GB fans at the stadium, it was because ______ put your own remark in here.

GO PACK GO!!!!!

Craig from Green Bay

from girlieonanhd <girlieonanhd@sbcglobal.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Nov 27, 2007 10:40 AM
subject waaaaaaaah

Your page isn't to busy with losses this year huh, them being 10-1!!!! I love finding people who hate the COWBOYS just because and they don't have a real bases for the hate. It just makes winning that much sweeter. Please don't stop hating them ever!!!! Our band wagon is full right now so don't try to get a ticket.

Signed a huge arrogant Cowboy fan.

I still don't see any emails or updates about the "Cryboys" Oh could it be because they are 10-1 and just wait till Green Bay comes to town, can you say 11-1? Mark my words we'll beat Green Bay Thursday night and still won't hear from you. Your site might now get much attention this season maybe next year.

Nice Green Bay video to bad they got beat by my boys loser!!!!

From Joe: At least you recognize your own arrogance. That's a step in the right direction. My site gets more than enough attention. I'm quite happy with the traffic it gets. Even if just two people showed up, I'd still do it. Yeah, the video is still pretty funny, isn't it? You can still enjoy it here.

From Joe: Been busy this season. I'd definitely rather spend time at my church and with my family than mess with you guys, that's for sure.

I have to say that I can totally relate to many of your reasons for hating the Cowboys. They have a lot of money, a lot of wins, a lot of loyal, loud mouthed fans, and yet a lot of fair-weather fans. I feel a great deal the same about the University of Texas Longhorns. I am from Dallas, and be that as it may, I love the Cowboys (win or lose). I'm not a fair-weather fan by any stretch. That said, I hate how people in Texas feel that because someone lives in Texas, they should automatically be fans of Longhorn football. The University of Texas has money and arrogance pouring over it's edges. UT spends a great deal more money on it's football program than it does on academics, which really defeats the purpose of even having a college in my opinion. Basically, Austin treats UT as a professional football team that happens to have a school associated with it, while it should be the other way around. Anyway, as a result of all this, I hate their guts. I wear shirts with upside down longhorns. I even cheer for teams that consistently beat the Longhorns that I have no affiliation with (Kinda like you do with the Cowboys).

Here, however, is where my opinion differs from yours. I DO believe that because a team has a legacy of winning, it's fans should be proud... cocky even. UT has four NCAA titles. That is not a reason to be as cocky as they are. Not even close. USC, for instance, has 8. The Cowboys, along with the Steelers, and 49ers have 5 superbowl championships- MORE than any other team. I understand that in your opinion, it's all about the "here and now" and the past shouldn't matter. But, how can you evaluate the overall greatness of a team without looking into it's past. Your view that a team is only as great as it is right at this moment doesn't make sense. If you really believed that, you'd think the Cowboys are great, because right this instant... the Cowboys are 8 and 1.

Cowboys fans don't think the Cowboys should win "because they're the Cowboys" as you say, but because they have a REPUTATION of winning. We expect to win because we have 5 god-damn rings! You choose to disregard the Cowboys history because is IS so full of "Ws". Yeah, they've pretty much sucked the last 8-10 years. Any Dallas fan will admit that. Yet, they still have 5 titles. Even though the 49ers are mediocre right NOW, they are still great because they too have 5 titles. You are what you are because of your past. This is obvious.

Also, Dallas fans did not dub the Cowboys with the title "America's Team".

During the Cowboys' first game of the 1979 season, a nationally televised game against the St. Louis Cardinals (which Dallas won 22-21), the television announcer introduced the Cowboys as America's Team and the nickname stuck.

So in conclusion, I can see why you would hate a team like the Cowboys, but historically, and statistically, we've proven that we are one of the best franchises in NFL history. But, I guess that all depends on what "best" means to you.

Either way, fuck UT.

Dear Dickhead,

You saw this response coming... I was at the Eagles-Cowboys game in Philly last year (T.O's return). I wore my brand new T.O Cowboys jersey and my buddy had on a Roy Williams jersey. I got beers thrown on me, the "assssshoooole" chant the whole game and they lost but if I can get tickets I'm there in a heartbeat with the same jersey. Its a little funner now though with Dallas running the table in the NFC and destroying the Eagles.

Its good to see your fascination/hatred with fan loyalty continues. Make a site trashing the Yankees or Red Sox, Steelers or Packers. You would get the same e-mails supporting those teams. The fact that you still get excited from the idea of Cowboys fans supporting their team, says something about your mental capacity. You will always get hate e-mails from Cowboys fans.

P.S - Geno's & Pat's are not the best cheesesteaks, just the most expensive.

From Joe: Red Sox don't bother me. The Packers and Steelers EXUDE class. Something the Cryboys most certainly do NOT. No need for an anti-site for them. Now, I have thought about doing one for the Yankees, but I don't have enough time to start one of those. But believe me, it'd be the exact same angle that I would take for this site. THE EXACT SAME.

How are the Dallas Cowboys the biggest choke artists in superbowl history? The buffalo bills went there four straight times and Lost all of them..two being from a dallas team. Wouldnt you think there the bigger choke artists than the cowboys i mean the cowboys have lost four of them but not in a row...but have also won five. Ya i wouldnt think the cowboys would even have a chance at the patriots either...unless they put some camera's on thier sidelines as well...its nice knowing all the calls of the defence to tell tom brady, but i dont see americas team doing that anytime soon, thats why america calls them their team. Im sure they had alot of film at hand, It being americas team and all they sure did do a good job on that defence! GO BELICHEAT!!

From Joe: Easy. They've lost more Superbowls than anyone else. If they were as good as their fair weather fans claimed, they'd have something like nine or ten Super Bowl wins. But they do not. Biggest chokers in playoff history. Period.

From Joe: No excuses needed. I've quite clearly stated why I update when I do. If you don't have the time to read the site to find out why, well, then why should I bother explaining it to you again? The answer is already on this page. Several times. Go read. Face it... I don't actually WRITE about the team. The only things I write are about fanmail. The games themselves I have pictures and a wire story for. Pay attention, eh?

Listen buddy! what a weak website...the cowboys are so damn famous that you had to make an entire page to why you hate their legacy. New England probably has the greatest team ever assembled this year and its led by one of the greatest coaches ever, thats Dallas' only loss at 6-1. You sound like a pathetic Dolphins fan or something, but by the looks of the way you slobber all over New England's balls I'm guessing your from the Northeast. No other team has such a 'dynasty' as the Cowboys. I don't know if when you were a child 70's and early 80's the Cowboy's beat your favorite team's ass or what, but take a look at reality...we're on our way to having a super bowl championship in every decade. and even if we don't in this one, Dallas is still sure as hell better than any other team you can mention. Grow some balls and delete this gay fucking page. And by the way, one of your little northern commentators told us we were America's team. bitch and check the hall of fame list...

From Joe: Dallas is sure as hell NOT as good as any team I can mention. Green Bay. New England. That's just for starters. Come back when you have an argument that can't be destroyed in so few words. You want fries with that?

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Ive noticed that you haven’t posted anything about Americas team since the regular season started, with the exception of one thing… hmm… that must be because they are the best team in the NFC, and have only lost one game… hence the reason you haven’t had much to say… hmm yah wow… maybe you should stop hating and just join the bandwagon like half of your “fanmail” subscribers will when dallas goes to the superbowl this year… maybe the only real reason you hate the cowboys is because they are one of the best teams in NFL history… wait a minute, you must be a buffalo fan…lol by the way you might want to think about hiring someone to do your webpage for ya, cuz the quality of this one completely sux… see ya in February…

From Joe: Normally I cut military guys some slack, since I respect the military. This time though you insulted me a bit too much. For someone who titles their email "stop hatin'", you're doing a good amount of it yourself. As for the best in the NFC? See what's going on in Green Bay, please. Even Romo wishes he was a Packer.

from Neil Rupp <Neil@moiappraisals.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 20, 2007 11:39 PM
subject America's Team

Born in raised in North Dakota I grew up in an area full of Viking fans, now I live in Minneapolis an area even more diluted with fair weather football fans fortunately there are a lot of Packer fans here to even things out a bit. Anyway as a child I discovered the Dallas Cowboys, AKA Americas Team, AKA 5 time Super Bowl Champs, AKA most popular football team in the country. I have never wavered in my fandom of The Boys, even with Ryan Leaf starting I was cheering my heart out! I really dislike the other NFC East teams and the Vikings but I would never spend the majority of my time cheering against another team, rather than supporting my own. It makes little sense really, people who do that are so wrapped up in the negative vibe that surrounds their franchise that it is more important to cheer against the truly successful teams like my Cowboys. Texas Stadium in like no other place on the planet, there is a vibe there that I have never experienced before, those fans bleed silver and blue and I recommend going to a Cowboys home game so you can experience the honor and excitement of a real football franchise!!!!!!GO COWBOYS, 2007 the drive for 6.

Thanks for your time, well not really by the looks of this site you don’t mind wasting your time……

Neil Rupp
Minneapolis, MN

From Joe: Have you ever BEEN to a game at Texas Stadium? I have a few times, and let me tell you, when the Cryboys start losing, the supposedly bleeding silver and blue fans run SCREAMING for the exits. I mean it's hysterical. Remember that loss the Cryboys had on Week one a few years ago at home against the Eagles? WEEK ONE! You think they'd be more hardcore than that. By the fourth quarter, almost all the Cryboy fans were gone from the place and it was all Eagles fans. Remember the Steelers game here in 2004? There were more Steelers fans in the place than Cryboy fans. If Texas Stadium is "like no other place on the planet", where the heck were all the Cryboy fans? They DEFINE fair weather fans. Move here. You'll find out what I'm talking about. Where were these bozos when it was Ryan Leaf, Vinny Testaverde, and Quincy Carter during the years of 5-11? I rest my case. Cowboy fans SUCK. Most fickle fans on the planet - BAR NONE.

from Jacob Gore <jgore8@students.kennesaw.edu>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 16, 2007 7:10 AM
subject 5-1

Hey I can spell quite well just to let you know

If someone says that Romo is bad then you really dont know football. He makes people miss and makes some beutiful passes. If the defense could make 1 or 2 more stops against the patriots and there were a few less penalties then the game would be closer. The Pats are Good but the cowboys will get better as the year goes on. Without Henry they had to do some different things on defense and the patriots took advantage of the confusion. You cant say that Romo is bad and you cant say that the cowboys are a bad team. Cowboy will go 12-4 or 13-3 this year and have a good shot at the superbowl and a possible rematch later on. Now when we get Tank a fully healthy Ellis, Newman, and Henry the cowboys will be much better. You cant argue with my logic and you cannot say the cowboys have only played bad teams this year. The Giants are one of the Best in the NFC and the Bears arent that bad. Romo has one of the highest yardage for quarterbacks after 16 games. It's a rarity for Romo to throw five interceptions a game and he might have a two interception game the rest of the year. Young quarterbacks can have a bad game, its part of their learning curve i believe Romo is going to have a good career, better than many quarterbacks.

The Cowboys are Americas team and one of the best known teams around the world.

From Joe: Even if you could spell properly, you have some serious grammatical issues in your sentence construction. My text editor has red flags all over your text. If you're hanging your hopes on Tank Johnson, oh boy.. Where do I start with that one?

from mike corcoran <texascowboy@inbox.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 15, 2007 9:46 AM
subject I all ways knew you were a liar

From Joe: I told you the truth. If you don't want to believe it, that's your choice. Take it or not. I quite frankly don't care. Go read some of my other responses to you. But I doubt it will make any difference, you're interested in truth, you're interested in believing what you want to.

from "johnjm1989@aol.com" <johnjm1989@aol.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 14, 2007 11:17 PM
subject Redskin Fan

from Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 14, 2007 10:21 PM
subject Real Fans

I knew you would be sitting at your computer as soon at the Cowboys lost. I bet on Monday night against the Bills you were just sitting and waiting to post your emails. But you still are wrong insaying we lost the most superbowlsAnd I don't think any superbowls the Boys were in that they were just blownout. And yes runnerup means nothing. See when someone points out that you have made a mistake you never admit to the mistake. And as for the drug arrests lets get past that. Hey was the Rae Carruth of the Ravens that shot and killed his pregnant girlfriend? Hey was that Michael Vick who likes to hurt bitpull dogs? Hey is Tom Brady paying child support to the unwed mother of his child?

So our team is not the only team out there with problems. And while I don't allways agree with what Jerry Jones does I can't afford to buy the team. And I was a true fan even when the boys were 1-15 back in 1989. And see I am still a true fan when we lost today. I can not believe that you have never meet a true Cowboys fan. I do see alot of the email you get from fans, but there are alot of true fans of the Cowboys out there. But again you just kill me when someone points something out to you and since you don't agree you just trash that person.Like Renee email talking about Eagles fans. I know Eagles fans just like that, boo there own QB.Cheer when other players get hurt or even when there own players get hurt. And how can you tell her she is not a real fan? Did you know here when the boys were 1-15? How can you say all Cowboys fans are not real fans? When someone call you a dumb ass child you say you don't know that becasue you don't know me? Then why do you say the same thing to all the Cowboys fan? And then why do you tell people to support there local team but you can be fan of the game? But hey its your page and you can do what you want to do. And what about Bears last yr when they pulled out there game against the Cardianls. Did the bears deserve that win or not? And now you saying all the teams we beat so far are not real teams? Do you think there true fans would like you saying that about there team? So now you are trashing the Cowboys and everyone we beat this yr? Its your right not to like the Cowboys and have this page. But just when someone makes a point to you and you know its right just say so. I do know the boys have had many problems and I know Jerry Jones is nuts but like I said I can't afford to buy the team just yet! True Cowboys Fan Chrissie Hargraves!! GO COWBOYS!!!

From Joe: You know, when I saw this email with the subject of "Real Fans", I immediately thought of the Bud ads "Real Men of Genius", but never mind, I digress. For someone who claims to not care about my site and my remarks so much you reacted within 12 hours of my posting the last update. I find that pretty funny. As for proper internet etiquette, you may have included a subject this time - and that's good. But you still have some major issues with spelling. "What part of the United State do I line in now"? Huh? Where do I live? I live in Dallas. Have for about 15 years. Typical Cowboy fan wanting to "get past" the drug arrests and shift the blame to people like Michael Vick and Ray Carruth - not to mention Ray Lewis. I don't think these people are very good either - but to claim the Cowboys problem players (can't wait for Tank Johnson) should just be "moved past" because other teams have problem players too - BULLSHIT. Still waiting to hear all the good Christian behavior that went on at some of those parties at Michael Irvin's place.

from Wes Bean <wesleybean@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 13, 2007 9:43 AM
subject How about an update for this year

From Joe: Well, that didn't happen. Only took three days from you sending that email for your prediction to be failure.

from Dev Chanana <supalaser@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 11, 2007 6:06 PM
subject none

I hate how people just downgrade the cowboys 5-0 is that a bad team. Don't talk about the bills game cause i'll just fire right back we are the best team in the nfc and u know it besides the patriots are jealous because the cowboys had 3 superbowls in 4 years first also terrell owens is a great reciver average the most yards after catch and last year he had the most touchdowns. Besides he can keep his mouth shut if he wants to (check the recent news) next dont start about tony romo he is an awesome quarterback and u know it next we have roy williams. Assuming you hate the cowboys i would say you like the patriots well i have things to say about them 1 their jealous terrell owens is the original 81. next farve is a loser and always will be. So dont argue that green bay is a better team next of all our kicker kicked a 106 yard field goal last game so shut your mouth. And if your watching the game Getcha Popcorn Ready

From Joe: Tony Romo awesome? FIVE interceptions (should have been 8 if you were watching the game), and a fumble. Oh yeah, that's a great quarterback right there. None of the litany of bad QB's thrown out there since Aichman stepped down were that bad. None of them. Not Randall Cunningham, Clint Stoerner, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, Vinny Testaverde, Drew Bledsoe, or even Brad Johnson were that bad. NONE OF THEM. Romo in the Buffalo game was so historically bad, it almost (but not completely) made me violate my own rule and do an update when the Cryboys won a game. Again, the only reason (and the ONLY REASON) you won that game were the Bills are such a bad team. Don't mistake it. The Cowboys were bad. Just Buffalo was a little worse. Also, can someone please explain the popcorn thing to me? I genuinely do not understand that.

from scott squires <scottysixx@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 9, 2007 5:46 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe: Have one. Thanks. What's it say about you - who obviously think you're better than me by making that statement that you have the time and the inclination to send me an email in the first place? Who really needs the life? Again, thank you - drive through.

from Jordan McKnight <jordanmclonghorn@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 9, 2007 1:28 AM
subject Ha, thought you had one didn't ya?

From Joe: The mere fact that you had to pull a win out of your collective asses against the BILLS is laughable. THE FUCKING BILLS? Come on - the Cryboys should have beat then 35-10. They didn't. They fucked up big time, and Tony Choke-O tried to hand the game to Buffalo on a frickin silver platter. The fact that the Bills are SO bad are the only reason Dallas got that win. No other. Even the most insane Cowboys fan can't really think they deserved that win.

from Mitchell Gibson <gmitchellgibson@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 8, 2007 11:21 PM
subject Site Inactivity

From Joe: My knee has been hurting me some the last few weeks, but it's not too bad - I'm OK. Thanks for caring.

from Hayden Homen <homenski24@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 4, 2007 10:46 PM
subject WE ARE AMERICA'S TEAM

You know what i think? I think you were poorly treated as the surely dumbass child that you were, or should i say are. The Dallas Cowboys ARE AMERICAS TEAM! No other team has earned that title, and no other team deserves it.

WEEK 4 shows us the cowboys as the highest scoring team in the NFL with TONY ROMO the leading quarterback in the league! I've noticed that as the season progresses your posts of blogs and pictures has decreased. Why is that i wonder asshole? What can you say about that? No one cares anymore about last season's Seahawks game, because Dallas has more than made up for it. WHEN NOT IF the cowboys win the Super-Bowl I hope Romo takes the Lombardi trophy and shoves it up your ass. DALLAS COWBOYS 4-0 WHOS LAUGHING NOW?

From Joe: When, not if? Bit presumptuous, aren't we? Course after so many years of reading this kind of email, I'm not surprised by that, I guess. "dumbass child that I was"? What's your evidence for this bit of insight into my personal past? Oh yeah - you have none. It's just usual boring run of the mill foaming at the mouth Cryboy fan ranting. Thank you, drive through.

from Matt Chappel <graemev@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 3, 2007 9:56 PM
subject Dallas

From Joe: It's people like you who cost your city the Oilers. Go support your local team. They're more deserving than the one from North Texas.

from Jim Allen <jimallensd@cox.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 3, 2007 12:52 AM
subject Here's some more reasons to hate the Cowboys

from renee ely <browneyedgirl.xx@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Oct 1, 2007 12:20 AM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

Hi there. I think your website's pretty sad. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a Dallas fan. I just don't think you have the whole picture. You said that " [Cowboy] fans are arrogant, obscene twits at worst, or front running fans at best"

Have you ever seen an eagles fan? Because I live near plenty of them. And until you're in a room full of them, I don't think you have a clue what arrogant, or obscene twits at worst are. In fact, I was with two tonight, watching the Eagles/Giants game. Literally, the worst place to be. One minute, they're all excited, because McNabb decides he's actually going to throw the ball. And then the next, they realize that they suck. And then they bash their team. But we're the worst fans. Right. Diehard is worse than fickle. OF COURSE.

You can't just assume something like that. I could care less on your opinion about Dallas, plenty of people hate them for being a good team. And no one can say otherwise as of right now. Because we are first in the NFL. So, as for that whole "they're not the team they used to be" bit. Well, that may be true, but the team we have now isn't far behind the team we used to have. And Cowboys fan, or not, you can't deny the skills that they have. As much as it pains any asshole to admit, we're amazing.

-Renee.

From Joe: I know several Eagles fans. The big difference between a Cryboy fan and an Eagles fan is that Eagles fans still support their team when they're bad. Where were all you guys when the Cowboys were 1-15 in Aikman's first year? That's right - you were calling for Jones' head, you wanted to fire Johnson and put Landry back there. YOU GUYS WERE NOT REAL FANS. End of story.

from Abdallah Taher <abdallah_t@hotmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 29, 2007 9:37 PM
subject Cowgirls hated.. WORLDfuckinWIDE

First off let me say that "America's Team" is a joke, I mean, look at their records the past 5 years… Do need to spell it out? Oh wait, since we're talking to Dallas fans, I think I might have to… J-O-K-E…

Lets face it, I'm a huge Eagles fan, I can't get enough of the Birds, I've been a devoted fan since 1992 and yes I sincerely hate the Cryboys… If my son grows up to be a Cowboys fan I'll automatically disown him, I will have none of that shit in my house, I bleed green, and so will he! Death to the Cowboys.. oh wait, they've been dead for a while, I guess there's nothing to worry about.. Who said you can't kick a team when it's down?

E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!!!

Comin' halfway around the world from Amman, Jordan,

Abdallah

P.S: I love this website, I wish I knew about this before! Fuck the Cowgirls!

from "EXPRESSGALA@bellsouth.net" <EXPRESSGALA@bellsouth.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 27, 2007 3:25 PM
subject Cowboys suck?

From Joe: Look at who your opponents are. You think you DESERVED that 3-0? Please. As usual, the Cryboys back into or luck out with any success they may appear to have. Think you're going to win against the Patriots in Week 6? Yeah, right.

from Joey Famiglietti <jfamigli@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 27, 2007 2:24 PM
subject You're awesome

From Joe: Now, now. No need to insult homosexuals by implying Cowboy fans are "gay ass". Let's not be rude.

from m colyar <mattyc252569@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 25, 2007 10:18 PM
subject none

From Joe: Your third sentence started off incorrectly. I suggest the usage of "The" as the first word, and not "only". If I didn't have a spine, I wouldn't be able to stand up, much less be alive, so that statement is definitely invalid. As for the name calling at the end.. Try showing up at the Linc wearing your colors - see what happens. Go have a cheese steak and learn a lesson - I suggest Geno's. I assume you're still living in Philly.

from David Hester <david@mideausa.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 25, 2007 5:14 PM
subject Americas Team

from carter scaggs <dcdonttalk@verizon.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 23, 2007 11:49 PM
subject "Hate" mail

I started watching the Dallas Cowboys a few years ago. I'm only 15, so I never got to watch the Superbowl games... Anyway, I really don't get your hate for the cowboys. I mean, you say that the reason that you hate the Cowboys is "because of the ego that they have to win simply because they're the Cowboys, and no other reason". What? Name one team that does not try to win. No Cowboy player has ever said they deserve to win just because they are the Cowboys. Every team and every player always tries to win (except Randy Moss maybe). If they didn't try to win, what kind of team would they be? I agree with you about the whole "Americas team" thing. It is way overused and not really true, at least not anymore. You also mentioned that the Cowboy players have a "big head" from all of the championships. None of the current players are very arrogant excluding T.O. I also agree with you about Cowboys fans using the old "we won 5 superbowls" thing up too much. I'm fine talking about the current Dallas Cowboys team, since they look pretty good so far. It's just a game, so chill dude.

A Dallas Cowboys Fan

From Joe: If you really are 15, then you are too young to remember what a GOOD Cowboys team was like. One who won with class. That's the 70's version. Staubauch and company. Those guys I liked. Not the modern team. Not a chance.

from Jacob Gore <jgore8@students.kennesaw.edu>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 21, 2007 10:35 PM
subject you are a dumbass

You are the dumbest person ever. rooting against a team just because they are confident. Las time i looked winners have confidence and losers dont. You must fall into the losers catagory and you probably have been there all your life.

DUH, im a retard and i dont like the cowboys, Duh... because their stupid, he he he

Damn retard, oh i dont really have a preference for a team i just dont like the cowboys.

what is your IQ, oh you dont even know what that means, to bad, bless your hart i know you really cant help it.

The Cowboys are the best and you know it, and the only excuse you can come up with is you dont like them because they are confident. All good teams are confident, if you arent then you dont win games.

From Joe: I see you are in school based on your .edu email. I strongly suggest seeking out assistance in your English. You seem to have some MAJOR problems for someone who is in school with basic grammatical skills, and sentence construction. Please - that is not a joke.

from Matt Wilson <freeandeasymmw@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 16, 2007 12:50 AM
subject WIN

Hey I just wanted to inform you of the Cowboys winning their first game this season. In case you were too busy making a website instead of living, and i know you said you only update it when you feel like it right? Yea sure you do.....anyway I know its only the first game but I do believe that Romo was the best quarterback of week one. Not bad.

Although I do respect everyone's opinion about teams I have some questions for you that I hope you can answer.

Do you still hate the team even if 4 of the 5 people you particularly hated are gone?

How is Jerry Jones a crybaby if he is always optimistic and looking out for the best of the team? He is one of the most active owners in the NFL and at least he gives a crap about his team unlike most of the money-grobbling owners.

Do you hate the Forty-Niners too since they haven't even had a playoff glimpse in nearly 10 years? They won 5 Super Bowls also but they couldn't quite make it to as many as Dallas did.

If the Cowboys suck so much then why are they STILL America's Team and why aren't the Patriots? I bet in ten years you will just change this to the I HATE THE PATRIOTS PAGE or some original crap like that. Well anyway Dallas must be doing something right huh?

Thanks

From Joe: I update losses yes and not wins. That much is obvious. But I was quite serious in that I don't update all the time. It's why the fan mail pages goes un-updated for a month or a two at a time. It's fun, but it's not worth the intrusion into my real life. Something Cryboy fans don't seem to get. Also, if you go back into the past of this site, you'll find out I don't have 100% of the losses, either. So pbbbbt for your theory. No, I won't be changing to the Patriots page, if you think I'm that fickle, than you haven't been paying attention. I stick to what I like - I'm not a Cowboys fan.

from "Lizcano, Ramiro PO1 USSOCOM NSWOSG"
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 13, 2007 2:55 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

I am a Saints fan, but I respect America's Team (the Cowboys) because they are a great organization. Ignorant Haters like you make other teams look bad. Why can't you just be a good sport and accept them as America's Team. No one else will ever get that title…EVER!!! I had wanted the Saints to be America's Team, but realistically, New Orleans only had one chance to make it all the way and we F'd it all up. I don't think that we will get to that point in a while. The PATS were close, but now with all this cheating that has been going on with them, how many of those superbowls did they win fair and square. Don't be stoopid and try to talk bad about other teams especially the Cowboys… There are just too many fans out there and you won't win that argument… sorry to burst your bubble.

From Joe: I was prepared to have fun with this until I saw your email comes from a military navy address. Since I respect the military, I'll give you a serious reply. Here goes... You're kidding, right? Come on. I mean honestly. You really think this site is serious? It's a joke, mostly to prove the goofiness of football fans, and Cowboy fans in particular. That's the real honest reason why I continue to do this so many years later.

from "Justice, Jason" <jjustice@passportinfiniti.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 11, 2007 4:41 PM
subject yahoo's collection?

From Joe: You're funny. Like I'd care enough to make that kind of effort. I think you might have enough care to do it - mind asking them to fix it for me? Thanks, I'm too busy.

from "goble79@earthlink.net" <goble79@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 9, 2007 1:57 PM
subject Cowboys Picture Page

From Joe: If you can't be bothered to read the main page of the site, or the 5000 times I've answered the same question on this page, I can't be bothered to tell you.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 5, 2007 8:06 PM
subject America's Team

From Joe: Huh? Never heard that before. Besides, even if Steve Sabol was correct in that, tell me the Cryboys haven't tried revising history to say they came up with it. As far as I'm concerned - same thing. As for the windows remark... WTF? You've GOT to do better than that. You're an embarrassment to some of the more stupider Cryboy fans if that's all you can come up with.

from Chrissie Hargarves <chargraves@gt.rr.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 3, 2007 2:10 PM
subject Subject!!

Yes you are right we have choked three times in the big game. But I think the bills and the vikings have choked even more. So really we haven't choked the most. Just make sure when you start trashing us you get your facts straight. It really is funny to read your page and read all the emails that you get. I understand that you say you didn't mind the old Cowboys but now you don't like the new Cowboys, whatever. The way football is now with the salary cap there were never be a Cowboys team like back in the day with Roger and Landry, or even with Troy and Emmitt. You don't have players who stay with teams from start to finish. So if you want to change what team that you pull for every yr then people can be like you and just be a fan of the sport. And yes the Cowboys are the most know team even outside of Texas. And just because a person wants to pull for one team does not mean they are narrowminded. Maybe you are narrow minded because everyone does not agree with you about hating the Cowboys. Maybe you will understand what it feels like to stand behind one team but I really doubt it. Oh Well. Dallas Cowboys #1!!! Chrissie Hargraves

From Joe: #1, eh? In what? Points allowed? Fumbles? Player drug arrests? I'm confused. Don't blame the salary cap. The reason there's no dynasty is your owner and GM. If he would fire himself as GM, put a real football guy in there, they MIGHT have a chance. He made one lucky decision his entire time. Jimmy Johnson. He ran Johnson's leftovers into the ground, a proud legacy destroyed, because of the owner's ego. That's why there's no consistent winner. How many years in a row have the Patriots won under the salary cap you blame? Case closed. It's not that. It's the inept management of the Cryboys. THAT is why. As for the subject thing, when you fail to use a subject, it just tells me you don't know how to follow proper Internet etiquette in email construction - further proof to me that Cryboys fans are ignorant.

from daniel veteto <vttdnl@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 2, 2007 4:17 PM
subject My congrats for updating the Mighty Cowturd effort versus

Minnesota. The funny thing here is how can a team have problems with the quarterback holding on to the ball? Now that is just too damn funny. OOOOps The rookie picked the wrong time to immitate Tony "Butterfingers" Romo. And Loosing to potentially the worst Team in the NFC in the 2007 season. Put it this way. A 12 pack of Diet Soda $3.50 . A bag of Fritos $3.00 . A can of Chili $1.50 . And some Cheese $2.00 a pound. Seeing a Cowturd Quarter Back Drop the Ball and cost the cowturds a game. Now that is Priceless. OOOps They did it again. They did it again. The Cowturds QB Dropped the ball yet again.

From Joe: Romo was a veritable pro bowl quarterback against the Bills last week (I wrote this on Oct 14), wasn't he? For as much pedestal pushing the fans have done with Oh-No Romo, they don't mention his FIVE interceptions and one fumble. The Bills, eh? You pulled one out of your ass with that, Cryboy fans. You didn't deserve that game, and you know it. A real team would have mopped the floor with you. Yeah, 5-0 because of playing teams like the Bills, Dolphins, & Cardinals. That's world class for sure. Yeah, that 5-0 is deserved. Ha!

from "texas414@aim.com"
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Sep 1, 2007 6:26 PM
subject you're retarted

thank you for giving me something to laugh at douchebag. who the fuck makes an anti-fan page? you have some personal vendetta against the cowboys? you've got to be one of the most retarted people in this country. yeah, the cowboys must suck, that's why every NFL analysist is picking them as super bowl contenders AGAIN. and you call them "cryboys". what are you, 12? you could come up with something better than that, i mean i'm sure you have plenty of free time, because it's not like you have a life. who do you like, the eagles? they've won lots of super bowls! how about the 49ers, they rocked last year!

and the giants? yeah, a no talent quaterback who only made it into the NFL because of a family legacy, and who's leadership skills have been called comical. ok, so tony romo dropped one snap and that sucked. but he did so well in half a season that he made it to the pro bowl. T.O.? dropped some passes, but also led the NFL in recieving touchdowns. and we still have one of the best recieving cores with terry glenn, jason witten, and patrick crayton besides T.O. Plus, a badass running back tandem with Marion Barber and Julius Jones. Then theres the defense, with stars like DeMarcus Ware, Terrence Newman, and Roy fucking Williams, who also went to the pro bowl. See what you have to say when the cowboys make the playoffs this year, you unintelligent waste of life

From Joe: Thank you for giving me something to laugh at. Who makes an anti-fan page? Look around. You'll find there's more than your limited perception of the world. I'm not 12, I'm 42, thanks. What's the point in talking about the Giants, Eagles, and all that stuff? I wasn't talking about them. Since you brought it up, you must be trying to deflect attention from the fact that you're embarrassed to be a fan or something like that. I'll have something to say if the Cryboys make the playoffs. I had a lot to say last year when Romo and Co. had their national display of Charlie Brown placeckicking.

from "deano1514@aim.com" <deano1514@aim.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 29, 2007 7:40 PM
subject cowboys

alright dumb fuck. I've read a few of the emails youve recieved in the past and I cant help but notice how much you love to fucking make fun of the cowboys for it taking us eight superbowl appearances to win five superbowls?? I think the main point is we still fucking went to the superbowls those years. Heaven forbid we lost?! SUPERBOWL RUNNER-UPS?!! Ohh yea.. good insult you have there dumb fuck. And yea, if your so damn brave why dont you come out and tell us which team you prefer?...

From Joe: But you choked more than anyone else. That is my point. You couldn't get the job done. If they were truly the team they claimed to be, they'd have eight super bowls and no losses. But they don't. They've choked. Who gives a shit about the runner up? Nobody. As for the "team you prefer", I've answered that so many times before my fingers are starting to rebel and not want to type the answer again. Go read the main page. I've already explained it there, and a zillion times below on this page.

from David Watkins <davidwatkins@comcast.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 19, 2007 10:25 PM
subject FUCK YOU

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BASTARD BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR ALL ‘COOL’ MAKIN FUN OF AMERICA’S TEAM. come back to reality and out of dream world needle dick. get some one to throw a fucking brick at your puny head.

Where are you from anyways? must be from philly. I went to philly for a game once. whole shit load of drunk bastards spittin at ya throwing bear at you. no wonder they need a prison in the stadium.

FUCK YOU! and spread the word to all your fagget friends that playtimes over and dallas is gonna kick some ass!

From Joe: Thank you for proving to me that my opinion of Cryboy fans is 100% correct. You just made my point for me about Cryboy fans, I didn't have to do anything. BTW, you spelled faggot wrong. Also, I don't think Philly fans actually throw caniforms, either (look it up, I doubt you know what that word means).

from "Ezell, Brian E." <Brian.Ezell@vdot.virginia.gov>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 10, 2007 11:40 AM
subject Your website

Dude, you are way too funny! As a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan, I understand why people hate teams like the Cowboys and Yankees. You have two teams that have winning legacies, very high expectations, and have had flamboyant and outspoken players like Michael Irvin (Cowboys) and Reggie Jackson (Yankees).

The Cowboys have a lot of talent on their team offensively and defensively with playmakers like TE Jason Witten, WR Terry Glenn, WR Terrell Owens, OLB Demarcus Ware, and SS Roy Williams. Why shouldn’t they have high expectations this season? There really isn’t a dominant team in the NFC. Chicago is very good but Rex Grossman is their QB.

I just want to close by saying that I enjoyed your website. It is really funny and well done.

Sincerely,
Brian Ezell
Richmond, VA
Cowboys Fan 4 Life!

From Joe: I liked Reggie Jackson. He didn't bother me at all. In fact, if you read enough of my site, you'd see that I didn't mind the old school Cryboys, either - the era of Roger Staubach. That's not the point. Please re-read the main page.

from Clay Ziegler <cpzzz@msn.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Aug 6, 2007 9:02 AM
subject (no subject)

Pathetic. That about covers it. I love your responses to the emails that prove that Dallas is a great team. All you have to say is "That’s so funny I couldn’t even respond." Or something to that effect. Really what it is, is that you cant respond cause you know its true. You Dallas haters show your jealousy more and more every time you open your mouths. That’s all you are.....haters. Grow up.

From Joe: Jealous? You're delusional. Not in the least. Not even in your wildest dreams. You do realize by sending in that email you're exactly the same as what you are saying I am, right? A hater? You should point the finger at yourself with your "grow up" comment. If you're enlightened as you claim to be, you wouldn't have sent in anything at all. P.S. You forgot a subject in your email. Try harder next time.

from Christian Carbe <cytocarbe@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jul 20, 2007 6:38 PM
subject I feel your pain

Dear " Cowboy-hater"

I didn't read all your email that were sent to you but, obviously, you LOVE the Cowboys or you would not have invested so much time and energy into your site. You, like most Cowboy fans have been let down over and over again since Jerry fucked up, insulted Jimmy Johnson and lost the best coach since Landry. Oh sure the Pittsburgh let them win it all in 95, but it wasn't the same. And, like myself, you were disappointed with Parcell's conservative style of coaching.What will Son of Bum bring to the table? I don't think much or he would have had other head coaching jobs after the debockle benching Flutie for fem quarter back Rob Johnson in the playoff game against Tennesee in 99. My friend Elanor, in PA who, too, is a huge (like you and me) fan believes it's up to the young ast. coaches, w'ell see. It's OK I know your secret, you simply love the boys deep down and hope one day to not have to show your disappointment but putting pics online. Need I quote "Thou does protest too much...." I hope in your personal life you are able to love and be loved in healthy ways. Take care of yourself.

Chris

from David Ramos <dryanramos@gmail.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Jun 4, 2007 3:47 PM
subject Cowboys

As a die hard Sports Fan and Cowboys fan I can respect the way you feel about the 'Boys. I do not understad why on earth you would waste so much of your time posting pictures, and sitting there in your chair thinking about what your going to type up next about the cowboys. I am crazy about this team and its either you like them or you hate them, same as the NYY. But why does it seem like you waste so much damn time bashing on the cowboys when there real fans probably dont spend as much time thinking about them as you and the other morons on this page do. Every fan from everyteam can bash on any of the other teams. You know were all hipocrits twords our team. I just dont understand why someone that hates the cowboys so much would dedicate almost 6 years of giving them attention. Ohhhh and Im sure it took you a long ass time to come up with your excuse of "I hate the cowboys because they claim to be americas team, and because its not about the uniform, horseshit." the media gave it to the cowboys the same way that the media was about to dub the saints americas team, which would have had no problems with me. Its not like Emmitt, Aikman, Irvin, Jimmy, and Jerry sat around and said hey, were Americas Team. And dousche bags like you get the idea misconstrued. You also state that "You have to win because of the players you put on the field now, not because Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Aikman, Emmitt, or Staubach wore your uniform in the past. You have to earn it NOW." Well my friend im guessing it does matter because with out the aforementioned the cowboys or the yankess wouldnt get the attention that they do today. Its all because of media attention, because these teams have had the best pasts in there sports histories and won on such a consistent basis day in and day out. The Cowboys franchise is the most successful in the history of the NFL. In their 40 years of existence, the Cowboys have 27 winning seasons 2 of these were .500 seasons, they made the playoffs 26 times, and won 18 division championships, and participated in eight of the 34 Super Bowls (V-VI, X, XII-XIII, XXVII-XXVIII, XXX), winning 5 of them. Between 1966 and 1985, the Cowboys had 20 consecutive winning seasons. In the Super Bowl years (since 1966), the Dallas Cowboys have the best record of any football team as shown in the Summary of Franchise Records. So just so you know I do respect your stance on the Cowboys from a sportsfans point of view but as a Cowboys fan i must say, make sure you get your stats right becuase when you said "You have to earn it consistently and over time." You were completely wrong, no other team has done it better. And as I read on another website (Pro Dallas) you guys can keep on crying about how much you want to be Americas Team, becuase it dosent matter to us who it is, in the hearts of a real cowboys fan we know that we are more apt to being called Title Town, then Americas Team.

From Joe: Well, it appears you can cut and paste from my website, but you obviously don't understand what you're pasting, so there's no point in repeating myself here, as you won't get it here, either. Title town? Do something nobody else has done and you could possibly be eligible for that, but you have not.

from Vincent Varela <texasmt2008@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Apr 21, 2007 10:54 PM
subject (no subject)

aye how bout u put this on your website...five time superbowl champions, when it comes down to it, thats all that matters, i know the team u like isnt winning superbowls every year...so get off this cowboys nuts and get a life...

from,
a cowboy fan that can whoop ur ass...hahaa

From Joe: Please take some English and grammatical lessons. There's plenty of places you can get help with your communication skills. This book might help you. What about the five? It's nothing unique, and as I've pointed out, the Cowboys have lost more Super Bowls than the other two teams that also have five.

from Brad Carder <bcarder@cablelynx.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Apr 14, 2007 6:59 AM
subject Flattering

As a Cowboy fan for as long as I can remember I got a kick out of your website. It is funny how you folks that claim to hate Dallas are seemingly obsessed with the Cowboys. I never waste my energy hating any of the other NFL clubs. I guess it is hard when the team you claim to hate is historically the most successful franchise in the NFL.

The fact that you have gone to so much trouble to demonstrate your hatred of the Cowboys shows just how little you have to cheer for in the team you claim to support. You have to be hating Dallas’ 7 nationally televised games in the 2007 Season.

From Joe: Please re-read the intro to this site. You've obviously missed the point like so many of your brethren before you.

from Nick <nickwatkins00@yahoo.com>
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date Mar 31, 2007 9:05 PM
subject LoSeRs

why you be player hating on my homeboy G's yo. you is just jealous that the cowboys have style & U DONT! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! burn. yo.

hello!!!!!!!!!!

NICK

from Nick <nickwatkins00@yahoo.com>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Mar 31, 2007 9:01 PM
subject GO DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO EVER MADE THIS SITE SUCKS!!!!!! COWBOYS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER AND YOU ARE ALL SORE CRY BABYS WHO CANT STAND TO SEE A REAL TEAM, THE COWBOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello!!!!!!!!!!

NICK

Mike <mccmc9@aol.com>
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date Feb 11, 2007 10:45 PM
subject LOOK STUPID

LOOK STUPID THE DALLAS COWBOYS WERE CROWNED ‘AMERICAS TEAM’ SO DON’T BE SO FUCKING STUPID TO SAY THAT WE HAVE TO EARN IT. I’LL TELL YOU WHO THE FUCK HAS GOT TO EARN IT, OR TAKE IT FROM US THOSE N.O. SAINTS, THAT MOST OF YOU IDIOTS WANNA MAKE THE NEW ‘AMERICAS TEAM’ BECAUSE THEIR CITY GOT RUINED IN A STORM AND THEY BOUNCED BACK. IT’S A TITLE THAT CAN’T E TAKEN AWAY. WE’LL ALWAYS BE ‘AMERICAS TEAM’. I KNOW YOU HATE OUR SWAGGER BECAUSE WE WON AND ARE USED TO BEING A WINNING FRANCHISE, YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY CAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF HATERS LIKE YOU. SUPERBOWLS ARE THE NAME OF THE GAME STUPID AND WE HAVE WON MORE THAN A FEW. AND NEXT SEASON WE’LL BE IN POSITION TO WIN OUR 6TH SUPERBOWL. THE FUNNY SHIT ABOUT YOUR SITE IS YOU (WHOEVER) WEARING THE DALLAS SUCKS SHIRT WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WEARING YOUR OWN NFL TEAMS’ SHIRT. YOU’RE PROBABLY MORE INFACTUATED WITH HATING THE COWBOYS SUPPORTING YOUR OWN DAMN TEAM (WHO EVER THAT IS, BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL DIDN’T MENTION THEM). I’LL TELL YOU WHAT SUCKS ASS… WHEN THEY LET ANY NUT JOB IN THE WORLD CREATE HIS OWN WEBSITE OR COPYING AND PASTING PHOTOS AND ARTICLES FROM THE GREATEST ORGANIZATION IN ALL OF SPORTS. DON’T FUCK WITH THIS FAMILY BITCH !!!!!

From Joe: Well first off, the were not "crowned" anything. They started calling themselves that. There's a huge difference. The rest of the NFL world is just trying to counter the total arrogance there. Also, I'm not sure, but you appear to be calling yourself the family bitch in this email - I'm not sure what's up with that; your email is confusing. P.S. Your caps lock key is broken.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 9:09 PM
subject Your Website

I have been a Cowboys fan since 1969--the first year my family got season tickets. I consider myself a HUGE fan, that goes without saying. I am actually going to say something that may shock my brethren Cowboys fans...I'm glad you have this website for several reasons. It will give all of us fans a place to go and gloat when we win our next Super Bowl in the near future. It also reminds the world that yes, our five Super Bowl championships are not in recent seasons, but no one can take them away from us. How many do the Eagles have? Eagle fans are quick to talk about how long ago it was when we won our last Super Bowl....but when was it, 1960, when they last won anything? I'm sure you already know this, but most moronic Cowboys-haters think we dubbed ourselves America's Team. Uh...sorry losers....that would be Steve Sabol and NFL Films. I think your viewing audience deserves to know the REAL truth behind your hatred of the Cowboys. I am quite confident that it stems from the time that you waited 7 hours in the cold Texas Stadium parking lot waiting for the cheerleaders to leave the stadium. You were absolutely crushed when not one of them would part with their dirty socks for the $1000 you were offering, forcing you back to the permanently outstretched arms of your beloved blow-up girlfriend. You took a vow that day to hate the Cowboys as much as you hate yourself for being a real-life 40 year old virgin. Keep your website updated....we'll be back. Take care. Dan

From Joe: OK, that's two emails in a row from people calling me a 40 year old virgin. I am 42, but most definitely NOT a virgin. Haven't been since a very VERY long time. Even if I was a virgin, what would that have to do with anything? I don't see where the quantity of sexual relations I may or may not have would have any impact in my enjoyment of a football team. As for your story about cheerleaders, it's really quite sad. Honestly. I'm not even going to insult that. You keep hanging on like that. Maybe someday if you expand your horizons beyond the seemingly narrow worship you have of Jerry Jones then you might realize what a joke he is as a football person outside of the Metroplex.

from dfurimsky <dfurimsky@earthlink.net>
to americasteamsucks@gmail.com
date Feb 11, 2007 7:35 PM
subject So...

...how does it feel to be a real 40 year old virgin, Loser? Don't you think it's high time to move out of your parent's basement? And...you work at McDonalds...what's that about? Oh...and you forgot the part about the five Super Bowl victories. Cowboys rule! Dan

From Joe: I didn't forget the part about five Super Bowl victories. I've covered it many times. I've also pointed out of the THREE teams that have 5, the Cryboys have the WORST percentage in the Super Bowl. It took the Cryboys 8 attempts to get their 5. It took the Steelers 6 tries, and it took the 49ers only FIVE tries. Ahem. Check your facts, please. As for the other stuff. virgin? loser? parents basement? McDonald's? Oh man, you are you going to have to do better than that. My two year old could think up better insults than you. My dead family relatives could insult me better than you can. The Cryboys obviously do NOT rule. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries. No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Guess you have been busy and can't updated your fanmail page!! Or as usual you can dish it out but just can't take it!! GO COWBOYS!!!

From Joe: That's actually right. I do have a life - and in the offseason I usually do not update my fan mail page. I have better things to do with my life. Apparently you do not. You too forgot to include a subject. What's up with that? Learn how to send an email.