The Dallas Cryboys Fan Mail Hall of Fame Page
I've been posting fan mail on this site since the summer of 2002. There's been quite a lot of it. That can be a problem when some brilliant submissions are lost in the flood of stupidity that is the fanmail page here. So what I've decided to do is create a "Fan Mail Hall of Fame" page. This page will single out the silliest, must dumbest, most "WTF" of all the submissions I've gotten.
It will take more than just random insults against me to make it here. It will take a special kind of Cryboy fan to make it onto this page. So without further ado, here come some of the emails that are just so far "out there", it boggles the mind, and makes you wonder if the submitter is even capable of comprehending the sport at all!
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HOF COMMENTS: This is it.
The #1 King of all Feedback emails. It just doesn't get any better
(worse?) than this one.
It will take an avalanche of stupidity from someone in an email dethrone Kevin
Haan from his lofty perch atop the pile.
From: "Kevin Haan" <circle_of_fear_87@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: HAHAHA WTF BITCH
Date sent: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:02:06 -0800
DAMN MAYNE YALL B HATEIN ON AH NIGGAZ NAME TO MUTCH YALL STARTIN TO SOUND LIKE
MASTER P'S BITEIN ASS!!!! ...........LOL @ CRYBOYZ AW MAYNE YALL NIGGAZ R STR8
GEEKIN!!!!!! 1 COWBOUZ IS THA MOTHER FUCKIN BOMB YALL NIGGAZ NEED TA GET UP OUT
OFF TO'Z DICK YA FELL ME;HATEIN ON AH NIGGA JUS CUZ WE WAZ GUD CUPLUL YRZ BAK
YALL SOME RACIEST MOTHER FUCKERS! YALL OREO EATIN DICK STEPPERS NEED TA GET SOME
LIFES ARE SOME BITCHIS TA FUCK ON THE REAL MAYNE!! AH NIGGA DONE SAWD OF DEZ
FAKE ASS SHIET OFF DISS UV UR SITE AND IT WAZ SOME GAY ASS SHIET BUT TICK GOTS
TA GIVE YALL NIGGAZ PROPS FOR THA TEMPT YA FELL ME!!! I PIT DOWN MY OWN SHIET AS
WELL IM REPPIN THE CPT HUB CITY YA FELL ME?!! ALL B SENDIN SOME OF TICKS TRU ASS
SHIET IN BOUT AH MINUTE YA HEARD SO GET READY TO HEAR SOME REAL ASS SHIET!! u
HALF ASS GAY ASS MOTHER FUCKIN FAGGOT OT MONTH SHIET O NIGGA PLZ DAT SHIET WAS
JUS TO FUCKIN FUNY REALLY THO YALL GOTZ TO MUTCH MOTHER FUCKIN TIME ON YALL
MOTHER FUCKIN HANDS DAYMN MAYNE I DONT KNOW BUT I BET YALL B SUM MOTHERFUKKKIN
KID ON YALL PCS CUZ DISS SHIET IS FUCKIN AMACHUR THO. OH MY GAWD DAMN YA NIGGAZ
IS SOME CANDY ASS FOOLS ON THA REAL. LMMFAOOMGLOL @ CRYBOYZ.COM.SHIET CAME AH
NIGGAZ WAY SO IM GUESSEN' UP FAVORIETE TEAM IZ THO PATRIOTZ, RIGHT, MAYNE!?
DUMAZZ!!!!!AINT LIKE TICK GIVES AH FLYING DICK BOUT NONE DAT BUSTA MOTHA FUCKA
TRIPPIN ON THA NEXT MAYNE DICK SHIT YA FELL!?!?!?!REALLY THO MAYNE.... I AINT
DISSIN YALL NIGGAZ TILL AH NIGGA NO SOME MORE INFO YA FELL ME NIGGA RIGHT?
FUCKIN RIGHT MAYNE!!!! TROY 4 LYFE! MIKE IRVIN 4 LYFE! dEION SANDERZ FOR
LIFE!!!!1111!
WELL IM AH SEND YALL SOME MORE TRU ASS SHIET FOR YALL MOTHER FUCKEN COMMENTS.
out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TICK DAWG aka MISTUH STAR CRACKER
PATRIOTZ SUCKZ!!
From Joe: I can't even read this to insult it. Except to say that my spellchecker vomited - I think just about every single word is highlighted as a word to be corrected.
HOF COMMENTS: Had to include this, when I think about the Fan Mail page, two come to mind immediately, this one of those.
From: dawn marie <dstnmr3@yahoo.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: ALL ABOUT MICHAEL IRVIN
Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 12:18:44 -0700 (PDT)
I have the cutest story about my first and
probably last encounter with Mr. Irvin.
During some sort of Sportscaster award ceremony in NY a few months ago. He and
his 2 sons were dining at McDonald's (yes, McDonald's?lol). The moment he
stepped onto the 2nd floor platform I was in awe of what I thought was the most
beautiful black man I had ever seen. I couldn't stop looking at him. According
to the info I got later after sharing this story with several football fans, Mr.
Irvin is pretty accustomed to this type of attention (smile). As amazing as it
may seem, I, as a 32yr old single woman, haven't quite mastered the art of
looking for a wedding ring. I know, sounds ridiculous, but I've always thought
why should I look for a ring? I'm single, if their not supposed to be talking to
me, maybe they shouldn't ( don't worry, I've matured immensely, lol). Anyway?.at
the time, I allowed myself to be flattered by thinking this beautiful man was
just as attracted to me as I him, and that's why he was grinning from ear to
ear. I later figured out that was not necessarily the case.
I ended up having to speak to him to ask for directions. Why I thouht he was a
local I have no idea, who is in NY? He explained he was from Texas and only in
town for some kind of football event. That fell upon deaf ears for me, because I
was not a football fan. Notice I said ?.WAS (growing up in Detroit, men wanted
to watch the game, not explain it). We talked for about 20 minutes, I introduced
my daughter, he introduced his boys (the one that was listening anyway?I again,
realized later that the oldest was probably so used to the attention he was
outright sick of it?he didn't seam as friendly as the younger one). FINALLY, I
noticed the wedding ring (DAMN). I was so disappointed, but I did what I thought
was right anyway. I politely told him I would respect what I had just discovered
by exiting the conversation. I don't think he was ready to deflate that pretty
little head of his (smile) and stated it was ok to have a friendly conversation.
That's when I had to be a little more blunt and told him, "No, you're having a
friendly conversation, my interest runs a little deeper than that". I thought
that pretty much summed up my end "Big Time". He blushed. Nevertheless, he was
right? nothing wrong with a little healthy flirting. I'm quite sure we were both
aware of it being just that. I left him standing in a complete state of oblivion
(at least that's what I'm going to believe, lol). My daughter even had to say,
"Mommy, he's still staring at you!". Her name is Heaven but I call her Momma (so
what, lol). I said, "Come on Momma, stop being nosy." I know, lol, but it's all
I could think of. He stood there in amazement, which at the time I thought was
due to his interest in me, unfortunately it was he couldn't believe I was
actually going to leave without acknowledging who he was. Not knowing I really
didn't know, but I don't think he believed that until that moment. That must've
all but crushed his ego (smile).
About 2 months later, my uncle was watching an "Eagles vs. Cowboys" game. On the
way to halftime, I saw about 3-4 men on a panel. I started to squint, cause I
didn't have my contacts on?..and low and behold. There was that beautiful black
man I immediately called my best friend to rant and rave about while waiting
outside the McDonald's for another 15 min. at least...on that slightly chilly
day in NY. I asked my uncle, "What is his name?", he looked at me as if I were
the dumbest person on earth and said, "That's Michael Irvin!". I said, "Michael
who?". Needless to say, I was excited about the fact that the man I thought was
the most beautiful black man on earth was somebody famous (figures). And it all
started to make sense. The reason his oldest son wasn't that interested in
speaking and the look of "awe" on his face was simply "shock" from me not
knowing who he was. The reason he didn't come outside right away was probably
because, actual football fans and others not oblivious tofamous athletes
recognized him and started an autograph session. I left, once again disappointed
because I didn't get to see him leave, but now I get to see him anytime I
want?on t.v.!!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn Marie
Herndon, VA
From Joe: It's too bad you refer to him as a "Black man", and not just a man. The world needs LESS people who see things with racial color, not more.
HOF COMMENTS: One of the more entertaining ones - don't have to insult it at all, it speaks for itself.
From: DBeckham@mail.utexas.edu
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Eagles fans lick anus
Date sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 13:33:11 -0500
Sweet Jesus, your site is retarded. Typical
Smellidelphia, east-coast, greasy trash. . . I can't fucking wait until we beat
you. I'm not going to be arrogant and say we'll beat you twice, but with the
best offseason in the NFL, we'll definitely smack you bitches up and win one
this year. And you certainly ain't running away with the NFC East, either. Hell,
every fucking team you face will triple-team T.O. (who the hell else can catch
the ball on your team now?), and spy on Westbrook (Buckhalter ain't going to be
doing much this year it looks like). And face it, Donovan ain't the "Spring
Chicken" he once was. . . even you dumbfuck Eagles fans know that he can't run
like he used to. And I fucking DARE him to run more than 5 yards upfield against
the 'Boys this year, cuz he knows Roy Williams (aka, hardest-hitting man in
football) will tear him a new fucking asshole. I hope he horse-collars him AND
T.O. in the same fucking game. . . it would be worth the suspension. Although if
that happened in Dallas, Cowboy fans would be decent enough to not clap and
cheer until either of them gets up or gets carried OFF the field, not while
they're lying on the ground wondering if they'll ever walk again. There's a
special level in Dante's hell for Eagles fans (right above pedophiles, right
below the Enron/WorldCom/Tyco types).
Granted, I'll be the first to admit that the Eagles have a DAMN good team.
They're definitely the favorites in the NFC, but if your poster boy T.O. keeps
whining and pissing in his diaper. . . I know you'll be shittin' that nasty
Philly Cheesesteak sandwich into your fat-ass tighty-whities. It's funny when
your best player is also your most hated player -- even by your own fans!!! Only
Philly fans. . .
Sure, you guys have had our # lately, but here's just a few "refresher" stats:
All time head-2-head record: 51-40 (Dallas, DUH motherfucker!)
Super Bowl appearances: Philly - 1, Dallas - 8
Super Bowl victories: Philly - fat ol' goose egg, Dallas - 5 (only the
40Vaginers have the same -- and we know where that team is headed!)
Give respect where proper respect is due, you dumbshit motherfucker! All you
Philly fans must be tired of living in such a shithole (SMELLY, btw -- I've been
there, and you must be killing pigs under the streets, b/c it smells like animal
defecation everywhere) city with such fucking losers as "teams" to root for.
Christ, the Sixers are an eternal joke, even in the NBA's putrid East, the
Phillies will NEVER fucking win anything, and the Flyers still suck ass, even if
you have Ken Hitchcock. But if the NHL is what gets you guys going, then you
have bigger problems at hand.
What else is there, Penn State? Temple? God, I'm surprised those teams haven't
just packed up and quit their respective sports. . . Cheaney is delirious and
needs to be put in a straight jacket, and JoPa. . . good God, where does one
start? All I gotta say about Coke-bottle glasses is that he's DAMN LUCKY Dr.
Kevorkian isn't around, 'cuz JoPa is numero uno on the short list of "fuckers
who should be put down like a old fucking horse that can't walk". Talk about
holding on for dear life. . . give it UP you old fucking geezer.
But of course, you back-asswards, moron, greaseball, east coast trash Eagles
fans take the cake. You make Yankee fans look like perfect GENTLEMEN. Hell, you
make FUCKING STEELER fans look decent! Being a devoted fan is one thing,
cheering an opposing player when he could have been paralyzed and laying on the
turf is another all together. You better thank God (he's on our side, btw -- why
do you think you haven't seen the promise land yet?) Michael Irvin didn't break
his neck, or Philly would go down in infamy as home to some of the world's
biggest heathens and heartless bastards, right up there with the Nazis in
Auschwitz in the 40s and the North Korean government in Pyongyang during today's
time. I'm 100% serious, here. Philly (and especially the so-called "human
beings" that are tortured enough to reside thereabouts) is THAT FUCKING
WRETCHED. God, just looking at that hellhole on a map makes me want to vomit,
eat my vomit, and then vomit again.
Best of luck, you fucking waste of sperm and egg (unless my theory stands
correct, and you hatched out of your reptile mother's snatch), and be
anticipating my follow-up email (as well as about 300 other Cowboy fans) after
we beat your ass this year. Even if you think you're "almost there", you KNOW
that your lame-ass Eagles are cursed, and will NEVER, EVER, EVER win a Super
Bowl. NEVER! AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS DEEP-DOWN INSIDE YOUR SOULLESS BODY!
EAGLES FUCKING SUCK. END OF STORY. PACK IT UP, THROW THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB
AND DO THE WORLD A SERVICE BY ENDING YOUR WASTE OF A LIFE. FACE IT, YOU'LL NEVER
SEE THE EAGLES WIN IT ALL. THINK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT. YOU'LL
BE LIKE CUBS FANS, ONLY HATED ASSHOLES INSTEAD OF "LOVABLE". GO TO HELL WITH
YOUR SORRY-ASS EAGLES, YOU DUMB, STUPID FUCKHOLE. FUCK OFF!
Go Cowboys,
Derek
From Joe: Thanks for the laughs. You're not even worth insulting - it's so damn funny.
HOF COMMENTS: I included this one as it has probably the best explanation I've ever given in my response as to why I dislike the Cowboys.
From: "Sean Blocker" <Sean_Blocker@hotmail.com>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:48:08 +0900
First and foremost I am a huge Cowboy fan. As I write this I am sitting in my
barracks in Korea watching them play. Well I am half surfing half watching my
team. They are winning right now and that is good they havent been doing that
alot lately. The reason I am emailing you is not to berate you but since you are
a connoisseur of dislike maybe you can be a mouthpiece for other Cowboy haters.
I, as a Cowboy fan get it regularly and often more often than fans of other
teams. Why is that? The only other team I can draw a close comparison to are the
New York Yankess. They however buy every player they want, they are the money
spewing monilith of baseball. So, I understand their dislike, it seems and in my
opinion is unfair.
Do people dislike the Cowboys because they have won? (SF 49ers/steelers) because
they have had players who have been in trouble and in doing so tarnished the
image of the NFL? (Mercury Morris,Jamal Lewis) Is it the hot cheerleaders?(any
team, please) The micromanaging owner?(you got me on that one, maybe Al Davis)
The bragging fans?(holy cow man, one word RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!) If it is any of
these things i propose to find other equal or worse examples today and in the
past with other NFL teams. I understand that your page is done in jest but there
is something to it. Even when they dont win, they seem to be hated and i cant
get a concrete, clear answer from the Cromags I work with. thanks, sean
From Joe: Since you're in the military, and I respect that, I'll cut you some slack. Normally I'd tell people to just read the front page, because I've answered this already, but I'll spell it out here. The reason I can't stand the Cowboys is because of the ego that they have to win simply because they're the Cowboys, and no other reason. The arrogance is amazing - "We're the Cowboys - We're America's Team". Horseshit. You have to earn it. You don't deserve it just because you won a few Super Bowls in the past, You don't deserve it because of the legacy. Screw that. You have to earn it consistently. And yes, the Yankees comparison is roughly the same. The money issue aside with the Yankees, the Yankees also feel they should win all the time because of who they are. Sure, they've had an insane number of great players in the past, but the hell with that. You have to win because of the players you put on the field now, not because Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Aikman, Emmitt, or Staubach wore your uniform in the past. You have to earn it NOW. You have to not have an aura that you're automatically better than everyone else just because of the uniform you wear. THAT IS THE REASON I CAN'T STAND THE COWBOYS. As for your Raiders comments, it doesn't apply - Raider fans are generally just loud and scary looking, but they don't have an aura of we should win because we're the Raiders. When was the last time they won? Wasn't it when they beat the Eagles around 1980 or something? That doesn't even begin to approach the arrogance of the Cowboys and their fans.
HOF COMMENTS: The most insulting one I've ever gotten, and it's all over a single word - congratulations.
From: "Dick M" <wideglide95@cox.net>
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date sent: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:51:56 -0500
ok, let's see; dirty birds have won zero superbowls, America's team has been
there EIGHT times with five wins. As a matter of fact Dallas is the winningest
team in pro-football history.So jewboy,that's the simple truth of it!!
From Joe: In all the time I've been doing this, I've never felt compelled to say this to someone. FUCK YOU BUDDY. As amusing as this site is, no one has ever taken it to a racial slur. You're a disgrace on the slime that already is a Cowboys fan. Jewboy, eh? I'm not even Jewish, and if I was, you have no fucking clue what class is, buddy. Fuck you.
HOF COMMENTS: f****?
Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 19:29:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: k-la jessica <latina_babe_20@yahoo.com>
Subject: what the hell is up w/ u?
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
what the f****** hell? u make a whole long a$$
page of nothing but the cowboys!!! dont you think u might at least like them? i
mean come on!!! u spend ur own f***** time on making a page about the dallas
cowboys...i mean what a f***** idiot does that??? there is no sense in doing
that if ur a true HATER...only stupid ppl do that...i just wanted to say that...OMG...that
is so f***** stupid...i cant believe it...what a dumbass...for real...on the
real dude...get a f***** life and stop HATING foo...
Singed,
A TRUE DALLAS FAN
From Joe: Let's see. dont, i, u, ur, ppl, OMG, foo. I will again f*****suggest you take some f***** English classes, as you f*****certainly appear to f***** need the f***** classes, since you f*****don't have any f***** idea on how to f***** properly f*****type in the f***** English language into your f*****computer. Thank you.
P.S. f*****
HOF COMMENTS: Another memorable one. Donovan McFagg. This was a lot of fun to pick apart.
From: "Carlos Galvan" <cjg6213@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 02:29:07 +0000
Subject:
NO I WONT CRY ABOUT THE SORRY YEAR THE COWBOYS HAD BUT WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS
THAT WHY DO YOU GET OFF JUST SITTING ON YOUR CPU AND TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS!!!!
I MEAN YOU HAVE A WHOLE WEB SITE THAT YOU DEDICATED TO THEM YOU HAVE TO HAVE
SOME ATTRACTION. HERE I WAS JUST BROWSING AROUND AND I FOUND THIS CRAPPY ASS WEB
SITE THAT JUST AMAZED ME ON HOW A FORTY SOMTHING YEAR OLD MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE
SOME WANNA BE VANNILA ICE WITH A DALLAS SUCKS SHIRT I MEAN COME ON BRO GET A
LIFE YOU ANAL SUCKING BUTT MONKEY !!!!! AND I KNOW THAT IF MR. CHOKE CITY
DONOVAN MCNUGGETS IS YOUR BOY THAN THE COWBOYS AND THE WHOLE NFL HAVE NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT WHEN THEY PLAY THE PHIL-ON-THESE-NUTTS EGALS. HEY IM NOT A BIG FAN
OF CARTER BUT ILL PICK HIM
OVER CRY BABYS LIKE DONOVAN MCFAG............
CARLOS G. FROM HOUSTON TX ..
A TRUE FAN OF THE BOYS.
PLACE THIS ON YOUR STUPID WEB SITE
From Joe: Oh this one is just great. I have several comments here..
1) What's with the no subject?
2) Is your caps lock key broken?
3) Sitting on my CPU and talking about the boys?? Uh, a CPU is a microchip about an inch square or so. I don't think it's possible to actually sit on it. If I did, it would be crushed, as those kinds of things are not meant to sit on. I don't talk about boys. I like women.
4) "A whole website that I dedicated to them, you have to have some attraction". Yeah, I do. Posting pictures of them. That's the attraction. And if you look around the net, I'm not the only one who has an anti Cowboys site, either. Pay attention.
5) Forty something? I don't see where I posted my age anywhere. Thank you, drive through.
6) Vannilla Ice with a Dallas sucks shirt? You think that's me? That's not me. I actually do now have a Dallas Sucks shirt, once the new season rolls around, I'll take a picture of myself in it.
7) "Get a life you anal sucking butt monkey" - Oh geez, I haven't heard intelligent comebacks like that since I was 8.
8) Donovan McNuggets? Donovan McFag? Sounds like jealousy to me. Seems like you're jealous of a quarterback who can actually play the damn game instead of an underachieving guy like Quincy Carter - who is pretty much being shown the door anyway **COUGH**Drew Hensen**COUGH**
9) If you're really from Houston, you should be ashamed of yourself. This state has a real football team, and it ain't in North Texas, that's for sure.
10) I did place this on my stupid website. Thanks for the letter, I really enjoyed it.
11) Is your caps lock key broken? I realize I made this point already, but since it was such a big mistake on your part, I thought it was worth pointing out twice.
HOF COMMENTS: The use of "cocksore" and "dawg" made me laugh.
From: "Dustin Bell"
To: <americasteamsucks@gmail.com>
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 13:51:41 -0600
From Joe: Cocksore? Dawg? You sure you're not Michael Irvin? He has a potty mouth, too. As for the time I spend on this site? Believe me, it's nothing. When you do websites for a living, something like this takes about 10 seconds to update. Believe me, it's not work. Besides, it pisses off Cowboys fans, so that alone makes it worthwhile.
HOF COMMENTS: One of the longer responses by someone to someone else on the feedback page.
From: "Art Edelman" <youowe6795@hotmail.com>
To: americasteamsucks@gmail.com
Subject: Cowboys Picture Page
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 2004 01:24:30 -0500
First off, I would like to thank the creator of this site for their continuing
hard work. Your efforts are very much appreciated!
To the "Jerry Jones" wannabe (I actually feel sorry for you wanting to be such a
wannabe)..
Your response to my last email is spoken like a true Dallas Cowboys
frontrunner... The Cowboys are at the center of the universe. Sad thing is that
The Cowboy universe is the size of a dime (for the Cowboys themselves...a dime
bag).
Anyway, let's address your Cowboy drivel, shall we?
>> Funny how you only hear from the Egirls fans only after they manage to beat
Dallas but as soon as the Egirls fail to win a sb title just like they will once
againthis year they will vanish till next season <<
Hmm...let's see here. Since you seem to have a comprehension problem, or maybe
it's some type of undiagnosed "girl problem", I'll continue to address the
Philadelphia football sports franchise in the term that you fixate on so much.
An "Egirl" fan would never frequent a site of such ill-repute as a Cowboys fan
page. What he would do is use his brain (something that a majority of Cowboys
fans lack) and search for the one true site on the internet, an anti-Cowboys
site. What did I find, but a glorious site such as this. So, as hard as it is
for you to believe, we Egirls fans to happen upon sites like this, and when we
do, there is much rejoicing. It has nothing to do with the fact that the Egirls
beat the Cowboys (that could actually be confused with a technique that the
Cowboys fans utilize frequently, and that would be frontrunning), that just only
adds to the sweetness of this wonderful site.
By the way, what is a "sb" title? If you are
referring to a Super Bowl title, the proper abbreviation to use would be "S.B.",
not "sb". I guess expecting you to have a proper education would negate the fact
of being a Cowboys fan.
>> And then we will hear about how the Brides Maids of the NFL will win it all
this year, so it is all to familiar with there fans who live to beat Dallas but
they can't live to win championships <<
Funny thing here is that I never said anything like that. The proverbial crystal
ball always is utilized by the ever-present Cowboys fan who always says not only
how wonderful and great they are (which we all know that talk is the result of
using that dime bag) and how they are going to win everything year after year,
as they have always done in the past. Wake up Cowboys fans and stop living in
the past. Live in the present, and if you actually did, you would realize what a
pathetic performance you put out this past weekend in the wild card race. Out of
respect for the one Cowboys fan who keeps his mouth shut after such an
embarrassing performance like that, I will not say anything. On the grammatical
point, the words brides maids should not have been capitalized. To further the
obvious lack of education that we are dealing with here, when talking about a
team's fan base, the word to use is "their", not "there". The word "there"
refers to a geographical location, such as home, which is where all the Cowboys
and "their" fans will be watching the Super Bowl game from.
>> Pretty sad and pathetic how they hang there hats on such dismal things being
a Loser for so many years has not changed there ignorant way of thinking! <<
First off, no mention of "hats" or "hanging" anything was mentioned before,
although it should be now. Hanging of the entire team should be the consequence
of the dismal performance they Cowboys put out this past weekend. In your
paragraph here, the word "loser" should not have been capitalized, and the only
ignorant thing here is your continued butchering of the English language. Read
your paragraph reprinted above, and remember the previous lesson on the word
"there". Reflect on this while you are watching the Super Bowl from the comfort
of your living room, like the Cowboys will be doing themselves.
>> "The Miami game was lost long before the offense could do anything about it
because the defense stunk that day, the Egirls game was lost only after Carter
gave the game away tied 10-10 at half time it was any ones game so don't pat
your self to hard on the back and be sure to send Carter a thank you note" <<
Just as soon as you think a Cowboys fan is ready to turn the corner and see the
light that his team needs work by recognizing the fact that they are sub-par, or
"stinks" as you put it, you go right ahead and do your usual, and that is try
and blame your iniquities and failures on someone else. Suck it up and admit
your team just stinks and stop there. Please do not subject us to another
un-Godly run-on sentence like that. Did you ever hear of punctuation, grammatics,
and proper sentence structure before? Obviously not by the glaring last
statement that you made. There is no sentence structure, a lack of any
grammatical skills, and no period to end this run-on monstrosity. Carter did not
give away anything after "halftime" (unlike your use of the words "half time"),
the Cowboys were simply outplayed. Sure it would have been "anyone's" (unlike
your use of the words "any ones") game if the two teams were both playing
competitively, which the Egirls were and the Cowboys were not. Patting
"yourself" (unlike your use of the words "your self") is a technique perfected
by Cowboys fans, so we pretty much leave that you you guys so you can claim you
have something, other than the company of the Cowboys team at home watching the
Super Bowl this year. The only person that should get a thank you note would be
the real Jerry Jones for continuing to be so short sighted and put the team out
like he has been. We thank him because it gives all of us normal people a point
of reference in what not to do.
We will try this one more time for your comprehension...
It is E-A-G-L-E-S... If you prefer to address the team as Egirls, we'll continue
to allow you to do so. It makes it even easier to pick a frontrunning bandwagon
jumper, that has jumped off of the bandwagon, out in the crowd and single him
out for his iniquities.
E-A-G-L-E-S
GO EAGLES!!!
Guh Guh La Guh!
From Joe: There's little I need to add to this masterpiece except this.
Mr Edelman, this guy says he is the real Jerry Jones - I mean he wouldn't lie
and hide behind a fake email, would he?
Mr. Jones, as an owner of an NFL football team, it might behoove you to make use of this URL. http://www.dictionary.com - it might help you, provided you can figure out the difference between there and their. Perhaps that might mean http://www.thesarus.com, or possibly even this book from Amazon.com - I'm sure it will help.